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Schmucks Interior

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Snake and frog work

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Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jul 12

Barney and Betty Hill, and a speech bubble coming from Barney

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jul 8

Slop in my Whole Foods snacks

Back of a Whole Foods pretzel chip bag. It reads:

Pretzels just might be the perfect snack—except when there's dip involved. But flatten those twisty gems and you have a crispy cousin to the snack hero with the same satisfying bite, crafted for shuttling that ambitious scoop of spinach artichoke dip straight to your taste buds.

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jul 8

What's so hard about spending 30 minutes in Canva

AI slop poster for a daddy-daughter hair workshop

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jul 1

Had to google him. Lol

Byline: Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry
Headline: The Catholic Church used to be like Silicon Valley. Can it be again?

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 30

ok thank you

Google query: do i dare to eat a peach
Google AI overview: Yes. Channeling T.S. Eliot’s hesitant anti-hero, you should absolutely eat the peach. Life is far too short to let hesitation and worries about making a mess keep you from enjoying a fleeting, juicy moment.

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 27

Learning history like a real American

A page about Bob Lazar's Area 51 alien claims, from "The Big Book of Conspiracies"

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 26

Clerks

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 25

BOW BEFORE ME

Duolingo: "You're on a combo! 1 right answer in a row? Keep it up!"

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 25

Stop rhyming! Why I oughter

Vizzini from Princess Bride

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 16

The juice

Three people joking about the Cheeto in the White House like "ha ha what if I made that joke?" Is ironically being hack...hack?

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 8

Meme: Douglas Adams says "civilization was a mistake," and a co-worker says "Awww, you're sweet." A Tiktok lady says the same thing, and the co-worker says "Hello, Human Resources?!"

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Jun 1

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 29

Chess.com coaches

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 28

Opened Gmail in a second tab to avoid tabbing all the way back

Homer using a broom to click the computer

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 27

Headline: Trump accuses Iran of stalling peace deal to ‘out-wait’ him until US midterms

Ronald Reagan knows what's up

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 26

Foursquare helped me hang out with my equally dork-ass friends

Norman Rockwell free speech guy

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 20

I'm on here instead of transcribing this like I'm supposed to

Rough draft of a short story in my semi-legible handwriting

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 18

Another day, another Duchamp W

Perhaps its most insolent entry was the "License to Live", a faux governmental form requesting vital statistics from the bearer in order to enforce its legal fiat; the penalty for failing to keep the document "in order" was death. The license was likely an invention of Marcel Duchamp,

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 10

I saw the Duchamp exhibit at MoMA and it finally clicked that his alter ego Rrose Selavy has a top-tier drag name: it's a French pun meaning "lust is life"

Portrait of Rrose Selavy

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 8

Beautiful flub in an old Times theater review

Arthur Miller, himself both victim and hero of this Inquisition, said it for us all in his play "The Crucible."
Mr. Bentley is concerned—at least in this dramatization —more in facts than the implications. We see people like Larry Parks—an accused actor — passing through the dark night of their soul.

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 7

Whooo let slip the dogs of war (who, who, who, who)

The Baha Men

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· May 1

brick o' ramen

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Apr 24

These ghouls would write a "to be sure" paragraph about "Mein Kampf"

New York Times opinion headline: "Did D.E.I. go too far?"

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Apr 23

I saw this bird poop, and he knows it. Make him pay

A bad robin

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Mar 27

Trying to find more fiction that feels like this

old-timey Rube Goldberg machine

Mouse Trap board game

Complicated military flowchart

All the little Germanies before German unification

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Mar 26

Pete Hegseth accidentally reading from a Warhammer handbook apnews.com/article/pete...

“Let every round find its mark against the enemies of righteousness and our great nation,” Hegseth prayed during the livestreamed service. “Give them wisdom in every decision, endurance for the trial ahead, unbreakable unity, and overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy.”

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Mar 21

My daughter made me buy MRA podcaster Rice Krispies

Rice Krispies "blue and green color mix" special edition. The Snap, Crackle, and Pop characters are wearing pastel hats and millennial hipster outfits. Pop has a quarter-zip, Snap has a fedora, I think Crackle's doing a 2000s throwback

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Mar 17

oh my god I didn't know they did it

Google Maps calling the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America"

Schmucks Interior@toomuchnick· Mar 12

Good morning to the caked-up man in the Google Maps image for Ghana

Google Maps screenshot, with quick facts about Ghana, and a representative photo. The photo is a man with a world-class, Gene Kelly-tier butt, gazing at the sea from a balcony.