Slop in my Whole Foods snacks

What's so hard about spending 30 minutes in Canva

Had to google him. Lol

ok thank you

Learning history like a real American

BOW BEFORE ME

Stop rhyming! Why I oughter

The juice

Opened Gmail in a second tab to avoid tabbing all the way back

Foursquare helped me hang out with my equally dork-ass friends

I'm on here instead of transcribing this like I'm supposed to

Another day, another Duchamp W

I saw the Duchamp exhibit at MoMA and it finally clicked that his alter ego Rrose Selavy has a top-tier drag name: it's a French pun meaning "lust is life"

Beautiful flub in an old Times theater review

Whooo let slip the dogs of war (who, who, who, who)

These ghouls would write a "to be sure" paragraph about "Mein Kampf"

I saw this bird poop, and he knows it. Make him pay

Trying to find more fiction that feels like this

Pete Hegseth accidentally reading from a Warhammer handbook apnews.com/article/pete...

My daughter made me buy MRA podcaster Rice Krispies

oh my god I didn't know they did it

Good morning to the caked-up man in the Google Maps image for Ghana