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uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· 6d

watching the paint drinking scene like this

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jul 12

give your horny hell game this vibe cowards

Two screenshots if Trent Reznor Subtitle on first reads "We're here to have a bad time". Subtitle on second reads "(synthesiser playing)"

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jul 5

at the hotpot place considering chucking my phone in the sukiyaki

photo of hotpot at a restaurant one half is sukiyaki the other half is Visibly Spicy idfk i have had 1.5 beers dogg

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jun 30

real image of my boss after i asked

The cop from The Big Lebowski cackling in the scene where The Dude asks if he has any leads on the stuff stolen out of his car

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jun 29

this labeler really is the goat if i ever find myself nearly getting caught up in an internet fight

Two tags on a bluesky account, which read:
Made over 100 replies yesterday
Replies over 20 times per day on average

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jun 24

#makeaterriblecomicday2026 featuring the fursona i forced upon @tomwaitsfornoman.bsky.social

scribbly 3 panel comic
Panel 1 an anthro bear points a torch at a black cat who is being fucking obliterated by its terrible beam. Text reads:
Bear: Hey check out my new torch
Cat: wtf AAAAAAAAAA

Panel 2 bear looks cross and says: Don't be a wimp! It's not that strong. Look.

Panel 3 Bear obliterates his own eyeballs with the torch
Text reads: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· May 17

went on an emotional rollercoaster in the group text about killing joke

Discord screenshot from username "tiny guu" (that's me) saying the following:
just had a killing joke track pop up on streaming that sounded like u2 and it has shaken me to my core

Discord screenshot of user "tiny guu" (that's me) which reads:
ok another one off the same album features jaz coleman sounding like he's literally crying and throwing up they're good again everyone

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· May 9

Hello Fellow Humans ! Would You Like To Enjoy [FOOD] Flavour ?

Packaging if some korean jerky, with a little lavel saying in English "Flavour of Natural Food"

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· May 4

did a pretty good job on this i think

Tomodachi Life screenshot showing I have carefully crafted an LP of Big Black's "Songs About Fucking". Which depicts like a 70s manga lady head thrown back in an orgasm and in big chunky purple text: BIG BLACK SONGS ABOUT FUCKING. Sorry I think its funny to make the little nintendo dollies say cuss words

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Apr 28

oh word?

Boomer phone pic of Tomodachi Life. A Mii version of Fox Mulder is yelling "I want to spend my life finding extraterrestrial life!". Slightly to his left is a little green alien, chillen on the beach. Also harry dubois is there but thats not part of the goof.

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Apr 19

the search for spock was whatever but i love this nasty klingon wardog

A rubber and fur puppet of a weird lizard dog thing lit by red light

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Mar 27

i am so fucking mad i lost my copy of neuromancer that looks like this

The cover of William Gibson's Neuromancer from 1995 showing a blue dude in ridiculous wraparound mirror shades over nonspecific Metallic Background Noise

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Mar 23

real pic of me sending my boss a message asking for something without adding a bunch of exclamation points or "if that's ok"

stock photo of a cowboy holding a revolver as if to shoot, but wincing and looking away because he's scared of it

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Mar 19

read a thing here in the UK recently about how good it is that banks are making mortgages easier to get than they've been since 2008

twin peaks "it is happening again" screenshot

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Mar 8

initiating the homies into goth music

Discord screenshot which reads: peter steele kind of a homophobe but he's also gay for pussy (eng101)
(eng101 is a smiley off Something Awful of like a little teacher with a pointer smiling toothily)

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Mar 1

whats this little dude on the star all about. whats his deal

A zoom in on the Rider Waite Smith version of The Star tarot card, showing a bird (maybe an ibis, idk) perched on top of a tree in the background

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Feb 28

using visualisation techniques to handle my dentist phobia (imagining im this guy for the whole appointment)

A big cool crocodile with an egyptian plover looking into its jaws. i just googled this sorry if im doing ip theft

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Feb 27

ive changed me fursona a bit since drawing this but i still like it

pencil drawing on squared paper, based on the rider waite Fool card, where a guy steps cheerily and boldly off the side of a cliff. Instead of a human lad it shows an anthro cat in a big jumper, with a giant pair of barber shears over his shoulder and a zoot in hand. also instead of "the fool" it says "dickhead". ok thanks i love you

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Feb 21

im drinking GOLD

A red cocktail with ice and gold flake in it

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Feb 9

i will prob go back to mostly ignoring electoral politics soon but i will have this photo to hand just in case of emergencies

wes streeting and some other cunts taking a fun selfie with peter mandelson haha yippeee :)

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jan 12

visited my boyfriend this weekend (the barbican estate is my boyfriend)

Photo of Shakespeare Tower at the Barbican, a very tall building made of poured concrete.

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Dec 4

more like currybest

a photo of a currywurst in a bun with crispy onions held by some rained on dipshit

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Nov 13

Screenshot from the Guardian, reads:
Good morning. Many of you will have woken up on Wednesday to the remarkable spectacle of Wes Streeting, the health secretary, having to defend himself on various breakfast programmes, over whether he was plotting a leadership challenge to the prime minister.

My favourite was his jaunty and topical Traitors reference on BBC Breakfast, in response to questions over his alleged plotting.

“I’m a faithful,” he deadpanned. “In fact, what you’ve seen from a silly No 10 source overnight is probably the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final.”

A cartoon (i forget the artist and their signature is fucking inscrutable sorry) depicting a man reading a bedtime story to a boy.
The man says: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
The boy says, very naturally, "To fetch a crummy pail of water? They should have been fetching pokemon creatures!!!"

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Nov 9

here are some of my favourite jpegs

Doug Bradley as Pinhead, backstage in a dressing gown and full makeup, smoking a cigarette.

Elsa Lanchester as the Bride of the monster, fixing her makeup

Boris Karloff as the monster, in full makeup and leaning on a backboard bc he cant sit in costume. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking tea from fine china

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Sep 14

shout out to this oldy woldy pub for having a george michael portrait

Vaguely Andy Warhol type print of George Michael on a rustic brick wall

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Sep 12

what if my fursona also had the shitty skullet/chelsea thing i have irl

Drawing of a pink anthro cat in paint marker on black card, in kind of a loose cartoony style. He is slouching and smoking a cigarette. He has a chelsea fringe that frames his face, and a mullet in the back.

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Aug 24

if the only two rpgs you played were disco elysium and dragonfall you'd be forgiven for thinking "repurposing an old statue to make an ironic political statement" was a staple of the genre

A screenshot from Shadowrun: Dragonfall. The player character stands in front of a statue on a tall plinth. Text reads:
Kuenzel: Isn't it obvious? The Siegesaeulle, a monument to the hubris of the Prussian state, gets blown to bits. So someone takes a lot of bits and builds a monument to the hubris of anarchy.

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jul 28

@gaycannibalism.bsky.social saw this screenshot and thought of u

A Tumblr post by user "swallowyourgods"; text reads:
what freak at my barnes & noble made a cannibalism section by the cookbooks
The first photo shows a display of cannibalism themed books, mostly fiction: selection includes Silence of the Lambs, The Road and Tender is the Flesh.
The second shows that the display is indeed directly in front of the cooking section.

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jun 25

named this guy sid james bc he's eating carri-on

bigass seagull on a pebble beach pecking at a fish corpse

uncle knicknack@uncleknicknack· Jun 23

without downloading new pics describe your gender