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unlikely darling@unlikely· 1d

Almost lost my mind when I stumbled upon this last night. It's like it was custom made for my Dad, sister, and me with our combined professional experience and love of thrillers. (Plus I've been trying to find stuff with late 90s tech to watch.) Can't wait to watch together this weekend.

IMDB screenshot of 1998 movie Code of Ethics

unlikely darling@unlikely· 7d

avoided clicking on this all day because it looks like a bland nonstory. now I can't stop reading about how dumb this guy is.

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1. Director cuts nudity from One Night Only

unlikely darling@unlikely· 12d

I probably shouldn't have spent all this time making a moodboard considering how little I've written. 😅 I am trying to get myself into a 1999 state of mind though. The AOL keyword for this fic is "incongruity" #Reylo #ReyloSSS

moodboard for a reylo fic called SugarCrash99. it's made to look like a computer desktop from the 90s. it has images of Rey and Ben and icons that say "startup pitches", "World Wide Web", "history", "dial-up drama", "secrets", "lies", "arrangement", "mystery", and "converting enemies to lovers..."

It sounded just as easy, taking money and gifts from disgustingly rich men. She knows women who live rent-free thanks to their sugar daddies. She has no problem attracting interested men and no qualms about fucking a gross guy to pay down her student debts and get out of the shoebox she lives in. She is her mother’s daughter after all.

What she thought she could handle, what she somehow underestimated, was their egos and how much stroking they expected. It was more than laughing at bad jokes and telling them they're hot and sooooo big.

unlikely darling@unlikely· 25d

loading an alt version for ao3

unlikely darling@unlikely· Jul 6

unlikely darling@unlikely· Jun 25

Who does it serve for you to pretend you don't know what 2 plus 2 equals?

unlikely darling@unlikely· Jun 25

just now seeing this but yowza! is it crude to ask if there are any pics of Daisy in this dress from the side or behind? 🍑

Daisy Ridley in a sparkly black/silver dress with a very high leg slit

unlikely darling@unlikely· Jun 24

Kylo might be underestimating how much fire she's holding back 😬 #Reylo

unlikely darling@unlikely· Jun 24

I have no idea how long this will be, I'm just going with it. grumpy/sunshine except the sunshine's fake. 🫦🧁 World's Worst Sugar Baby 🧁🫦 (coming soon)

Snoke was droning on about the need to cut more costs in the next quarter as usual when Kylo, nodding absent-mindedly, noticed the cocktail waitress with the legs. He's seen her before, not as a waitress but as a guest at different events. Rey. He’s terrible with names, but he remembers hers. She was always hanging off the arm of some unbearable twat he had to schmooze with, but never the same one twice.

Maybe that has to do with the fire in her eyes she always seemed to be holding back. She flashes a big toothy smile at a leering guest who had just said something to her and gives what she probably thinks was a convincingly flirty giggle, placing a hand on his shoulder before moving on. The man seems unbothered by her artificiality, staring wistfully at her ass as she walks away.

unlikely darling@unlikely· Jun 21

Soon to come: not-as-charming-as-she-thinks-she-is Rey vs not-as-tough-as-he-thinks-he-is Kylo 🤬❤️😥 #ReyloSSS

Daisy in a very sparkly tight red jumpsuit

Rey Niima is the world's worst sugar baby.
Maybe "aspiring sugar baby" would be more accurate seeing as she's never survived an initial trial period. She’s still working at a club just to scrape by.
Currently, she's grabbing a bottle of liquor off of one of the higher shelves. One of the other girls called out tonight, so she got bumped up to the VIP lounge. She doesn’t know why they don’t make her permanent here. She’s good at this kind of thing. Her smile could drain the wallet of any of these trust fund babies or garish new money moguls for a night.

unlikely darling@unlikely· May 26

#Reylo #ReyloPrompt

A b&w photo of a soldier with two nurses
Caption: "1917 Edward, Prince of Wales, met Rosemary Leveson-Gower (right) at a field hospital in France. There was talk of an engagement between the two, but the royal family shut it down because of a rumored streak of madness in her family. From The Daily Mail."

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 13

No one who believes, without evidence, a wealthy parent who makes a social media post claiming a queer person wronged their child in an incident they didn't even witness is seeing heaven. And if that wealthy parent is a male professional athlete? Well damn, you're stupid and bigoted.

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 5

I imagine Ben is a little awkward when he walks into an ambush wedding, but finds he's too scared and turned on to say no to her bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 5

Found some more for this after posting. from On Aura Tout Vu SS24 bsky.app/profile/unli...

Woman in a full body like latex bodysuit that looks like a naked man

Woman in a black jacket embellished with silver crystals that look like a naked man's torso

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 5

Tried to do butterflies but the crayon isn't showing up well #BenSoloSpringArt #TheHuntForBenSolo

A dyed blue egg with faint white markings

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 3

I love this look. The edit was tricky, but I think it came out okay. Ben is definitely not keeping that promise when he senses a powerful force signature that seems to be suppressed inside a suspicious fortress in the desert. #Reylo bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 3

Did y'all know there's a MLB pitcher that fans call ReyLó??? And he's on my team 😂 (Starling is a great middle name too)

picture of Reynaldo Lopez of the Atlanta Braves

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 3

Cetus lupedis! Who remembers Zenon?! Of all the Reys, Zenon-Rey is the funniest Rey to have her own Kylo Ren mask. They're besties in this one, but somehow there would be a scene where Ben calls her "a creature in a mask" while she's dressed like this. bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Apr 1

This is my favorite of the Rey edits. Fun fact: this is a wedding "dress" bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

hottest fit in the galaxy #fashionsky

Ryland Grace with grown out hair and beard in a sort of vintage looking white hoodie with rainbow stripes on it

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

simpsons classroom celebrating after Bart "says the line"

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

another Rey edit bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

Rey edit with Padme vibes. Also, I'm a huge fan of Guo Pei and that second dress is a work of art. bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

not a Rey edit, but this dress is so funny to me. bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

not my best Rey edit, but I love these dresses. bsky.app/profile/unli...

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 31

first pic is a Rey edit. I don't like how the previews are cropped in the thread but oh well. bsky.app/profile/unli...

Rey's face edited onto a body wearing a black skintight jumpsuit and a black boxy cloak that has a reptile like texture

from Rahul Mishra Spring 2025 Couture

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 28

I really did have a lot of fun making this thread. this is probably my favorite because Rey gets her own FABULOUS Kylo Ren mask.

pink haired model in a gold and pink visor mask

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 27

Definitely let me know if you end up using any of these prompts! 🦋 I now return you to your regularly scheduled Rey Nobody programming. Here's a mechanic Rey that @kyloremus.bsky.social made for me. (You should hire her, she's much better at edits than me!)

Daisy Ridley in a white tank top, Daisy Dukes, and a black leather jacket

edit of mechanic Rey working on the engine of a car

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 27

Thank you for joining me on this little pet project I spent way too much time on! Let me know your favorites and if you have any thoughts about the AU's. I have a well-tagged tumblr where I collect these if you're looking for more Rey inspo (+ some menswear): www.tumblr.com/evilspacepri...

these are just some cool looks I couldn't come up with an excuse to use.

a model in a sparkly purple gown with a huge matching veil held up by two fake arms that are attached to the model's shoulders

from Robert Wun Fall 2026 Couture

a woman in a green conical sculptural dress and gold headdress

from Guo Pei 2009 Couture

woman in a red dress with a lifesize humanoid red sculpture leaning over her shoulder as if undressing her

from Robert Wun Spring 2014 Couture

a corset mermaid dress covered in roses in various states of fresh and decay

from MATIÈRES FÈCALES Spring 2026 Ready to Wear
God, I wish they had a different name

unlikely darling@unlikely· Mar 27

MOONSTONE: Surprise! "The force works in mysterious ways, little padawan, especially with a dyad." All Ben can think is that Uncle Luke is gonna kill him.