Melon Farmer

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He's just this guy, you know?

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Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 23d

Is this one representative? I don't have an economics background.

A chart indicating the monthly layoff and discharge rate over the past 26 years

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 24d

Bolson I'm sorry I love you please don't be mad at me

Bolson from Breath of the Wild looking like he's mad at me

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 24d

I think it's homophobic to accuse Andrew Tate of "dressing gay" but I do find it interesting that he bears such a striking resemblance to gay icon Bolson from Breath of the Wild.* *No shade to Bolson, whom I love and makes his outfit work

Andrew Tate arrest photo next to a game illustration of Bolson from The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 25d

Lazy Sunday

Two dogs lying next to each other on a couch sharing a blue pillow

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 12

Oswald choosing to mourn Lindsey Graham in his own way

A small smiling chihuahua lying on his back with his paws tucked up above his chest. He is wrapped in a brown bean bag cover that he somehow found his way into

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 5

The last saved celebrity is your therapist.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 3

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

A blonde man in a light jacket standing in a warehouse, his mouth open like he's yelling. He is holding an equine speculum

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 3

Is it the feature length one, THE LAST FREE MAN? The movies are underrated I think!

A DVD featuring 4 Murder She Wrote movies and Angela Lansbury in a tan trenchcoat on the cover

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 29

Can confirm, that is exactly what our chihuahua's poops look like

A black and tan chihuahua wearing a bowtie

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 29

Happy 8th Gotcha Day to our little Oswald, who's been a real trooper with all the prodding and diet changes that his advancing age requires. Below: Then & Now(ish)

A black and tan chihuahua with his shelter paper collar still on freshly sprung from South LA Animal Shelter (Chesterfield Square)

A black and tan chihuahua on a couch looking pensive

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 28

camouflage

A black and tan dog lying on an unmade bed seen through a doorway staring directly at the camera

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 24

My emotional state this week between elderly parent and elderly chihuahua stress

Rust Cohle in True Detective anxiously smoking a cigarette and looking intensely fucked up

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 21

*whistles nonchalantly*

police car door with "To protect and serve" printed on it

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 18

The horrifying realization that Ross Douthat is just young Salman Rushdie crossed with Droopy Dog

Pasty bald sad looking man with goatee asking "What's something Christian about you" there is a New York Times Opinion watermark in the upper left corner

Salman Rushdie in a tan suit next to Droopy Dog, a cartoon dog

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 18

There should be a sequel and it should be all about that one lady with a Grinch fetish.

Christine Baranski in The Grinch movie from 2000.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 14

A ceramic tagine, a North African cooking vessel with a conical terracotta lid

Red lentil Moroccan style curry with mint, parsley, and dried cherries as garnish and a large piece of flat bread

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 14

Now listening to my latest Discogs purchase, one of two things I've put on a wishlist: Street Chant's MEANS, which had a run of 200, so it doesn't show up for sale super often.

Cover of a record with rainbow chalk style drawings on black. Street Chant and Means are printed on the front as well

Back of the record with photos of the band and track listing, along with a numbered 168/200 box

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 14

Inventing my own tiki drinks on a Saturday night. I call this one "Volcanic Trade Winds": Muddled cherries, mint, spiced rum, moonshine, habenero-infused vodka, orgeat, cinnamon syrup, fresh lemon-lime juice garnished with cucumber, mint, cherries.