Melon Farmer

@walrusmaster

He's just this guy, you know?

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Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 23d

Is this one representative? I don't have an economics background.

A chart indicating the monthly layoff and discharge rate over the past 26 years

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 24d

Bolson I'm sorry I love you please don't be mad at me

Bolson from Breath of the Wild looking like he's mad at me

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 24d

I think it's homophobic to accuse Andrew Tate of "dressing gay" but I do find it interesting that he bears such a striking resemblance to gay icon Bolson from Breath of the Wild.* *No shade to Bolson, whom I love and makes his outfit work

Andrew Tate arrest photo next to a game illustration of Bolson from The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· 25d

Lazy Sunday

Two dogs lying next to each other on a couch sharing a blue pillow

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 12

Oswald choosing to mourn Lindsey Graham in his own way

A small smiling chihuahua lying on his back with his paws tucked up above his chest. He is wrapped in a brown bean bag cover that he somehow found his way into

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 5

The last saved celebrity is your therapist.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 3

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

A blonde man in a light jacket standing in a warehouse, his mouth open like he's yelling. He is holding an equine speculum

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jul 3

Is it the feature length one, THE LAST FREE MAN? The movies are underrated I think!

A DVD featuring 4 Murder She Wrote movies and Angela Lansbury in a tan trenchcoat on the cover

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 29

Can confirm, that is exactly what our chihuahua's poops look like

A black and tan chihuahua wearing a bowtie

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 29

Happy 8th Gotcha Day to our little Oswald, who's been a real trooper with all the prodding and diet changes that his advancing age requires. Below: Then & Now(ish)

A black and tan chihuahua with his shelter paper collar still on freshly sprung from South LA Animal Shelter (Chesterfield Square)

A black and tan chihuahua on a couch looking pensive

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 28

camouflage

A black and tan dog lying on an unmade bed seen through a doorway staring directly at the camera

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 24

My emotional state this week between elderly parent and elderly chihuahua stress

Rust Cohle in True Detective anxiously smoking a cigarette and looking intensely fucked up

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 21

*whistles nonchalantly*

police car door with "To protect and serve" printed on it

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 18

The horrifying realization that Ross Douthat is just young Salman Rushdie crossed with Droopy Dog

Pasty bald sad looking man with goatee asking "What's something Christian about you" there is a New York Times Opinion watermark in the upper left corner

Salman Rushdie in a tan suit next to Droopy Dog, a cartoon dog

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 18

There should be a sequel and it should be all about that one lady with a Grinch fetish.

Christine Baranski in The Grinch movie from 2000.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 14

A ceramic tagine, a North African cooking vessel with a conical terracotta lid

Red lentil Moroccan style curry with mint, parsley, and dried cherries as garnish and a large piece of flat bread

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 14

Now listening to my latest Discogs purchase, one of two things I've put on a wishlist: Street Chant's MEANS, which had a run of 200, so it doesn't show up for sale super often.

Cover of a record with rainbow chalk style drawings on black. Street Chant and Means are printed on the front as well

Back of the record with photos of the band and track listing, along with a numbered 168/200 box

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 14

Inventing my own tiki drinks on a Saturday night. I call this one "Volcanic Trade Winds": Muddled cherries, mint, spiced rum, moonshine, habenero-infused vodka, orgeat, cinnamon syrup, fresh lemon-lime juice garnished with cucumber, mint, cherries.

A red cocktail with bright green garnishes

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 13

Sounds like some pitchers are in need of a reminder about the greatest teamwork pep talk of all time

Al Capone in THE UNTOUCHABLES about to explain the difference between individual and team achievements/spirit with a visual aid

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 12

Also shout out to one of my favorite portraits of all time, which hangs in the Carnegie in Pittsburgh, Divine, 1979

A slightly impressionistic and colorful portrait of Divine in a striped robe and flowing pants.

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 10

Me when someone tells me they didn't like I SAW THE TV GLOW

Justice Smith screaming wearing a party hat

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· Jun 6

I think Denver's were the ones that made me lose it.

the truly bizarre Colorado Rockies City Connect jersey which says Rockies on the front of a blue purple and red modernist nightmare

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 29

A little disappointed Poorman didn't crash this ceremony

Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla, and a botoxed wax figure of Dr Drew at the Walk of Fame ceremony for Carolla

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 29

That Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and talking at the town meeting

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 25

I fucking love how hard Tolkien goes sometimes. From Book 3, Chapter V of THE LORD OF THE RINGS

'We fought far under the living earth, where time is not counted. Ever he clutched me, and ever I hewed him, till at last he fled into dark tunnels. They were not made by Durin's folk, Gimli son of Glóin. Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day. In that despair my enemy was my only hope, and I pursued him, clutching at his heel. Thus he brought me back at last to the secret ways of Khazad-dûm: too well he knew them all. Ever up now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair.'

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 25

Tess helping maintain our entryway rug

A black and tan dog rolling around on a abstract floral pattern rug

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 17

May 17 is the day we celebrate Tess's birthday. This year she turns 9 and is still extremely feisty, but nicer to her brother

Black and tan dog in the sun looking up over the back of a couch

Black and tan dog on the couch under a blanket

Black and tan dog standing on a coffee table looking intense

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 13

I know some guys to put on the case

The Secret Service agents from To Live and Die in LA

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 6

Reminder that Ted wanted to shitcan CRASH and Cronenberg absolutely called the next 25+ years of studio filmmaking

“Turner’s entitled to his reaction to the film,” Cronenberg said. “But he was not the one who acquired it for distribution--New Line and Fine Line decided to take on the film. Turner was not supposed to be involved. To me this illustrates the potential danger of feisty, independent studios like New Line and Miramax used to being ‘Disney-fied’ and ‘Turner-ized.’ ”

Melon Farmer@walrusmaster· May 4

#goals