Ultimate Iron Spider 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@webwarrior
🕸 Only 18+. 🕸 Muse and mun are 33. 🕸 Written by #Trashmouth. 🕸 Dark themes ahead. 🕸 Ships with chemistry. 🕸 #MVRP. 🕸 Maturity not included. 🕸 Lewd is earned. 🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
"I'm still learning all the pride flags and definitions, but I want to cause common decency is a basic human right."
//STOP TRYING TO FOLLOW MY ACCOUNTS, YOU ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS SHORT BUS RIDER!
"It's a masterpiece of tech. I mean, it's Stark Industries, so."
"Ah, it's past me now. But I mean my face. My beautiful masked face. Check it."
//BLOCK THIS WASTE OF GENETIC MATERIAL. IT WILL HARASS YOU TO NO END.
"I wish I had a girl who was interested in both Peter and Spidey." Breaks it.
//Do I have everyone's attention now? This account puts NO EFFORT into the many slop accounts it has, only wants ships, and does LEWD TO UNDERAGE MUSES!
"Yeah, about that...I may have brought my Spider-Bots to expedite the process. But in my defense, they're as cute as they are helpful!"