Ultimate Iron Spider 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@webwarrior
🕸 Only 18+. 🕸 Muse and mun are 33. 🕸 Written by #Trashmouth. 🕸 Dark themes ahead. 🕸 Ships with chemistry. 🕸 #MVRP. 🕸 Maturity not included. 🕸 Lewd is earned. 🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
//Do I have everyone's attention now? This account puts NO EFFORT into the many slop accounts it has, only wants ships, and does LEWD TO UNDERAGE MUSES!
"Yeah, about that...I may have brought my Spider-Bots to expedite the process. But in my defense, they're as cute as they are helpful!"
//Why would anyone make an account like this? Disgusting vermin. Report it. Run it off the app!
"I can't tell you how many times they've ruined my days."
"Dude! I'm sorry, how am I meant to NOT freak out?! If ever there was a time to freak out, it's NOW! ...Oh, mother--"
"Kayda, in the nicest way, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
"Spider Sentai! Never met this guy, but his costume is dope!"