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i'm adam@wowthanks· Jul 16

Thanks to @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for my new profile pic. ✨ We went to Kinosaki in October, a tattoo friendly/tolerant onsen town in Toyooka, Japan. Ask me why I think the closest thing to an onsen in America is jury dury.

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jul 3

Lyft and Uber drivers who drive in total silence, no radio, music, or anything playing Pourquoi

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jun 17

Disclosure Day

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jun 17

Just got out of Disclosure Day #WeDeserveToKnow

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg and a smiling alien but I changed the title of the movie from "Paul" to "Disclosure Day" as a joke

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jun 2

Tonight I’m hosting an event where people talk for 5min about an open tab in their browser. Like an open mic night but for your weird search history. I’m currently between topics. Which do I talk about? - The “Diddy Laugh” - Pen & Pixel’s Bling Rap artwork - The movie Congo

Poster for Keeping Tabs, an open mic night on June 2 at Bourbon & Branch in Philly

i'm adam@wowthanks· Apr 27

Incredible spam text on the same day I brought several large scones to work

text message from unknown number reads "you seem to be in good shape recently"

i'm adam@wowthanks· Apr 14

YES

first look at godzilla's design in minus zero, godzilla emerges from water with a new spiky design - spikes jutting from his back and shoulders

i'm adam@wowthanks· Apr 14

yes

godzilla minus zero teaser screenshot, godzilla walks past the statue of liberty

i'm adam@wowthanks· Apr 13

Tired: paying TurboTax on Tax Day Wired: paying strippers on Earth Day We’re learning and yearning and earning donations for @sarahmackattack.bsky.social’s science communication non-profit on Earth Day, April 22. Sometimes doing good calls for being a lil bad. 😈 biodiversitease.eventbrite.com

poster for BiodiversiTease: Earth Day Cabaret featuring photos of Philly native flowers and 4 burlesque performers in sexy costumes

i'm adam@wowthanks· Apr 11

It's getting hot in here (bc climate change) So take off all your clothes (we will) It's a sexy fundraiser for @sarahmackattack.bsky.social's SKYPE A SCIENTIST on account of her amazing work inviting regular folks to help the planet by loving their city. COME THRU! biodiversitease.eventbrite.com

poster for biodiversitease earth day cabaret. 4 burlesque performers posing in a bouquet of philly native flowers.

i'm adam@wowthanks· Oct 16

“If there’s one thing I can do, it’s light a spider like she’s a model.” - @sarahmackattack.bsky.social

i'm adam@wowthanks· Oct 2

my latest fav is this one from local tattooer Henry Hablak. Wonderful, weird fish on it.

i'm adam@wowthanks· Aug 15

SEPTA burlesque because we gotta celebrate and support public transit and doing that should feel good gettingbare.eventbrite.com

i'm adam@wowthanks· May 20

Not using Amazon anymore, and I’m looking to replace my cat’s very wornout bow tie. He LOVES this thing. Where can I buy handsome, quick release bow ties for my large orange son?

i'm adam@wowthanks· Apr 13

Embarrassingly sincere curiosity on social media!! Here’s a pic of my cat.

i'm adam@wowthanks· Mar 24

Capitalism is crazy, the clothing store named after a doomed economic status wants you to dress like the incest brother on HBO’s White Lotus

i'm adam@wowthanks· Mar 17

🥹

actress carrie coon in the criterion closet holding a 4K edition of Godzilla vs Biollante

i'm adam@wowthanks· Mar 15

Caught a screening of Hollywood 90028 last night, and my life is different now

a heavy set man in a tshirt and a vest, aviator eyeglasses, and a big afro and beard look straight down into the camera lens

i'm adam@wowthanks· Mar 15

Never change, Philly

photo of a tree with a indego bike stuck in the branches, caption from FF7 that says “did sephiroth do this?”

i'm adam@wowthanks· Mar 2

The video for Little Simz's "Flood" wears some spectacular influences on its sleeve

a scene in black & white depicting a man on the left and a woman cowering on the right. The man (left) with a beam of light shining from his eyes, the light illuminating Little Simz's face.

A scene in from the movie The Light House (Rogert Eggers) in black & white depicting a man on the left and a man cowering on the right. The man on the left (Willem Dafoe) with a beam of light shining from his eyes, the light illuminating the face of the man on the right (Robert Pattinson)

A 1904 black & white etching by Sascha Schneider, called "Hypnosis". It depicts a dark hooded man on the left, a beam of light emitting from his eyes, illuminating the face of the man on the right, who is fully nude, limp and cowering under some kind of spell.

i'm adam@wowthanks· Feb 26

Me and the Movie Sickos saw Oz Perkins' The Monkey tonight, and it was a HOOT. I know folks are divided on this one, but I had an absolute blast. 🐵🥁

group of young people posing and smiling for the camera in an empty movie theater

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 28

uh oh do i buy this for the show

smiling white guy wearing a two piece suit with a pokemon pattern conprised of pikachu, bulbasaur, squirtle, and charmander

zoomed in image of smiling white guy wearing a two piece suit with a pokemon pattern

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 27

ANYWAY Come see Flirt Vonnegut's Fantasy Basement: Pokémon on Wednesday, February 5 for what will almost certainly my first and last appearance at the Drake. Also shout out Philly sketch comedy troupe Septar for having me. Thank you/I'm sorry!! www.eventbrite.com/e/flirt-vonn... #SQUIRTLESQUE

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 27

Flirt Vonnegut (that's me) has been hosting & producing burlesque since 2014. Fantasy Basement is more traditional comedy show, but I work with what I know. Which is why my friend, the very attractive Lulu Blue, will be performer Squirtle burlesque. Squirtle burlesque Squirtle Burlesque

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 27

One of my favorite talk show tropes is when an animal handler brings, like, a big snake on the show. CLASSIC! My special guest on the Pokémon show is marine biologist @sarahmackattack.bsky.social, who brings animals to classrooms, professionally. What are animals but...IRL Pokémon? ...right?

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 27

Last month, I was invited to produce a show for a small comedy festival in Philly. My show is "Flirt Vonnegut's Fantasy Basement" (I'm Flirt Vonnegut). It's a late-night talk show w/ variety acts, and every installment is about a fandom. Think geek culture Letterman. The Feb 5 show is Pokémon.

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 27

tfw you're doing a Pokémon comedy show and you have to check the contract for no mention of disallowing animals or female nudity I need to sell-out this show to make this worthwhile lmaoooo www.eventbrite.com/e/flirt-vonn...

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 27

I spilled A LOT of coffee on myself this morning, and didn't have a backup shirt. Shout out to Creep Records on 2nd & Spring Garden for the selling tshirts. I used to be a mess. But now I'm a hot mess! Go birds!

i'm adam@wowthanks· Jan 13

lookin for some pixel artwork with a quick turnaround. lemme pay u. 👀

i'm adam@wowthanks· Dec 13

Yes! Great pull! IT is the origin of all American muck man characters, from Heap to Swamp Thing and so on. Swamp monsters were everywhere in the 70s, and Marvel adapted the Sturgeon story in ‘72, after the success of the Man-Thing’s debut in ‘71.