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youdummy@youdummy· 17d

Pasta de hidratación

a hand dips a pyrex measuring glass into boiling pasta water.

i stole this picture from the Internet.

youdummy@youdummy· 23d

Don Draper "That's what the money is for!" meme, except this one is "THAT'S WHAT THE WOODS PORN IS FOR!"

because, see, some of us, we had woods near our houses. and if there were woods near your house then there was probably a clearing and a ramshackle hang out place, made by older kids, who often weren't around. your friend probably showed you this place. and almost every one of these weird spaces had some errant Penthouse or Playboy or even Hustler magazines. somehow without pages missing, even!

youdummy@youdummy· Jul 3

i got mine last time. it's your turn, now! #DennisApproved

a black cat walks in front of a framed poster of Tar Man from Return of the Living Dead. the poster is fucking rad, it is illustrated by Cody Schibi. the green ghoul with bright red bloody scalp is holding a scrumptious looking brAin. [sic] also, the wall the poster stands against is a great pairing of nearly matching green and wasn't planned, but that's just magic, baybee!

youdummy@youdummy· Jun 25

not un-hiding, but this is funny

screencap of a bleet with a hidden word slate, the bleet says "I really hate that this is becoming evergreen."

i have no idea which muted word was the trigger.

youdummy@youdummy· Jun 25

what are the odds of the hand-smoother deciding to give me this? if you want to use the thing, give us the choice of the two hands. tired of mulling when the HS chooses a 3-matching land start on a deck with more than two colors.

an opening hand of Magic the Gathering from MTG Arena. there are no lands.
which means the hand smoother would have drawn TWO hands of 7 cards with no lands??

youdummy@youdummy· Jun 13

screenshot from the excellent movie Quick Change (1990), two construction worker wearing orange safety vests and yellow hard hats (the younger guy has his on backwards), standing in front of a building on a New York City sidewalk, caption reads "Not today. Today's just taking shit down."

youdummy@youdummy· May 30

how about that!

screenshot of Bluesky, top bleet is from @Cubfan123 showing pics of the new Minecraft Love preview showing new trees with red, orange, and yellow leaves, and the preceding (though below) bleet is from the "Mark Rothko" account that chose today of all days to present the study of orange and yellow. neat!

youdummy@youdummy· May 16

Dennis the Black Cat Kitten watching one of his favorite streamers, @zombiecleo.bsky.social

Dennis, a black cat, sits attentive, watching a Twitch stream on a large flat television, the streamer (Zombie Cleo) is shown in the bottom right corner, they are playing a cleaning game, and below the teevee are several decorative skulls, of white, black and gold. Wife captured this image.

youdummy@youdummy· May 5

HAPPY STAR WAR!

from Pinwheel, an early Nickelodeon show, a grouchy green man puppet sits at a table in an office, while behind him an old man leans on a yellow file cabinet, the green man is listening to an old lady in front of him, she is holding a 1940s camera with a flashbulb affixed to a shiny chrome handle.

youdummy@youdummy· May 4

here is a picture of Wife's dumb cat, Carl, watching 2001: A Space Odyssey

a black cat, in silhouette, sitting in front of a teevee that is showing 2001: A Space Odyssey

the specific scene is an empty shot of space, so the dumb cat is looking at nothing, because Carl (the Cat) is exactly that, dumb.

youdummy@youdummy· May 1

Post your favorite movie novelizations. Dick Tracy by Max Allan Collins SPOILIES!! In this, no dumb twist. The Blank isn't... someone else. They're their own thing. That someone else remains not The Blank, destined to... breathe down Tracy's neck for years to come.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 18

if anyone talked about it a few weeks ago when it passed its 30 year anniversary*, i missed that, but Tracy Bonham's 'The Burdens of Being Upright' remains a great album, start to finish. *oof, me

album cover for Tracy Bonham's 'The Burdens of Being Upright'

the image is a black and white photo of a woman, from waist up, wearing a tank top, right hand hand on waist, the left is raised, holding steady a wooden board that sits across her shoulders, a wall of bricks stacked above. the woman's face is resolute.

Wikipedia says it is a reference to German photographer August Sander's work "The Bricklayer"

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 12

BeetDoubleO100 #Hermitcraft #HameraforGiving @gamersoutreach.org @bdoubleo.bsky.social

a man in a green shirt who just bit into a raw beet.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 12

just before the bounce. so fun. New British+ Invasion #GamersforGiving @gamersoutreach.org @inthelittlewood.bsky.social @solidarityy.bsky.social @orionsound.bsky.social Joel on skins and the + is for Jono!

a man on guitar standing, stumming, two more on microphone standing and pointing, another seated and pointing, too, behind them is drummer, not easily seen, but not at all because he is smallish.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 12

C Team! let's go, Ren! let's go, Beef! let's go, Mumbo! let's go, Skizz! RAH RAH RAH, SIS BOOM BAH! REN REN REN, SKIZZ BEEF 'BO! #itsinthebag #Hermitcraft #MCChampionship #GamersforGiving @gamersoutreach.org @mcchampionship.com

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 12

friends hanging out to chat being so chill you wouldn't know they were discussing everyone's propensity to poison the others. #GamersforGiving @gamersoutreach.org howdy all! @ijevin.bsky.social @thatcubfan135.bsky.social @inthelittlewood.bsky.social @zombiecleo.bsky.social & Ren and Jono!

five friends sitting upon an L-shaped couch, another friend sits behind a desk just off screen left, as the host of this chatty late night talk show. two cardboard stands of a less than life-size friend, his name is Mumbo Jumbo.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 11

LIVE TO TAPE WITH JOE HILLS! #GamersforGiving @gamersoutreach.org featuring @joehills.net on mic! @thatcubfan135.bsky.social on the high hat! and @orionsound.bsky.social on blades!

Joe Hills, a man wearing green horn-rimmed glasses reads donor names into a Barker-esque microphone. above his head is a mass of multicolored tape that was moments ago a rainbow cone-coon atop his pate (much more was down his shoulders and torso), now held up gently by another man who looks bemused but not concerned, while a blonde-haired, dark-bearded man in back carefully cuts away at Joe Hills' shoulder length hair that is now stuck in the tape.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 11

Ren, you in danger, dog. Scary times with Scar Mumbfan123 Jon(o) Williams (Smithers) #GamersforGiving @gamersoutreach.org #Hermitcraft

a man in a blue striped shirt sitting before a microphone, one finger in his ear, plugging it, the other hand crosses his chest to point behind him at another man leaning over with a cannon of a party popper ready to blow, another man crouches at the other side,with an eager face because the man in danger is his big brother. behind them all is a fourth man, standing tall with an arm around a less-than-life-size cutout of an absent friend, his name is Mumbo Jumbo.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 11

let's go Southwing! go Martyn! go BDubs! go Zedaph! go Timmy Nickels! @inthelittlewood.bsky.social @bdoubleo.bsky.social @zedaph.com @solidarityy.bsky.social @gamersoutreach.org #GamersforGiving #TimmyNickels

shot of Minecraft, in-game, a couple of cool derps, er... Hermits, BDoubleO and Zed, from Hermit-in-Spirit Martyn's perspective

sorry, not sure how best to explain MC bits

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 11

these goofs. @geminitaymc.bsky.social @smallishbeans.bsky.social @renthedog.bsky.social @bdoubleo.bsky.social @gamersoutreach.org #gamersforgiving

three friends (and a fourth friend's arm) at a yellow table, a copper bowl on the table is half-filled with wooden clothespins, the other half of the pins are smattered across the left-most man's shirt and hair and face, one on his brow, the center man in a blue striped shirt is at a microphone and about to be pinned over and over, the third friend is a red-haired spectacled Gem, delighted by it all.

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 11

Eefo cakes on the chopping block! @pearlescentmoon.bsky.social & @zombiecleo.bsky.social! ready to cut Etho down to size, on his birthday of all days! Silly Games! @solidarityy.bsky.social @falsesymmetry.bsky.social @inthelittlewood.bsky.social @thatcubfan135.bsky.social @gamersoutreach.org

Minecraft Professionals sizing up Eefo cakes to plan a down-the-middle cut. there is a pair of butchers scales on the table between the , waiting to see who halves best.
each Hermit (Pearl and Human Cleo) is locked in while their teams stand behind them, pensive and nervous: Jimb, False, Maaaaartyn, and Cub

youdummy@youdummy· Apr 11

Good Times with Scar, a Juppet (or Joeppet?), and Joe Hills at the Hermitcraft Gamers Outreach charity event, part of Gamers for Giving @gamersoutreach.org @joehills.net

Good Times with Scar, a Juppet (or Joeppet?), and Joe Hills at the Hermitcraft Gamers Outreach charity event, part of Gamers for Giving

a man wearing a neat sweater seated in a wheelchair is wowed by a blue (legally distinct from a Muppet) puppet wearing a red shirt with a yellow @ who is very excited and energized, unrelated (i hope) to the kneeling man in a bright green hat and shirt whose hand is all the way up it.

youdummy@youdummy· Mar 23

is this source the same insider who leaked the admin's plans to combat global warming?

still from Tom and Jerry, Jerry (the rat!) has opened the water cooler tap and left the freezer and fridge door open and let the coolant tubes dangle out to freeze the flooded floor into a... paradICE.

youdummy@youdummy· Mar 1

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

youdummy@youdummy· Feb 21

youdummy@youdummy· Feb 17

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screenshot from the Huffiness campaign website, two photos, one with the apparent Huffines clan, three generations (assumedly), including the candidate and his wife (presumably), and five pairs of adult men and women with their children scattered about, numbering 10. the second photo is just grandpa and grandma and the grandkids.
all grandchildren are dressed similarly, and they are all very close in age and possibly multiples of twins.

youdummy@youdummy· Jan 30

Don Draper "That's what the money is for!" meme, but instead he's barking "THAT'S WHAT THE TAUNTAUNS ARE FOR!"

youdummy@youdummy· Jan 10

post a mummy

youdummy@youdummy· Jan 10

you inspired me. still cooling, haven't tasted. added more warm spices and banana chunks throughout, in addition to the toppers. some sugar in the raw on those (learned from Alison Roman's chocolate banana bread). also, didn't have old fashioned oats, so we're gonna see how steel cuts go!