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ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 1d

Oh my. I did not know this:

The Don Hornsby Show (also billed as The Anchor Hocking Show) (1950)

Don "Creesh" Hornsby, a rising 26-year-old comic, was slated to host American television's first-ever late night variety show for NBC. Hornsby suddenly died from a rapid onset of polio the day he was to host his first episode. On May 22, 1950, after a one-week delay, NBC went ahead with the basic format, launching Broadway Open House with Jerry Lester in what would have been Hornsby's time slot. That series would form the most basic structure of the late night television format, and eventually be re-formed as NBC's enduring franchise, The Tonight Show.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 5d

Booze-flavored ice cream?

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 5d

I may have unwittingly stumbled upon the most LinkedIn-coded thing not actually on LinkedIn:

“Today is a Good Day to Die: What Klingon Wisdom Teaches Us About Talent Development”

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 7d

Rian Johnson didn’t have his effects team engineer a practical effect to make it appear that a loaf of bread rose in seconds just so you could tell me that AI is ”inevitable”.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 8d

Your scientists were so preoccupied etc.

A package of Skittles Gummies Fuego (?!) in a display box. The package is a dark purple with the standard Skittles rainbow and a “spice meter” next to the word “Fuego.” They apparently rate a two out of a possible three balls of fire. The illustrated candles themselves look like normal Skittles dusted with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos powder, which may in fact be what they are.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 8d

I thought I understood the whole Taylor ham vs. pork roll thing, but now I’m just confused.

A sealed package in a deli case labeled “Taylor's Red Cap Mild Flavor Pork Roll”. The package is white with red trim and most of the text is also in red. Additional text in blue identifies it as being from Trenton. The word “ham” does not appear anywhere on the package.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 14d

Hmmm…

A post with a picture of Virginia Tech strength coach Chuck Losey, followed by a post from @hockeybear.space saying, “Time to post the Chuck Losey gallery again,” followed by a reskeet by @athensgrease.bsky.social of a link to an article titled “Advice For Men: Stay Horny” accompanied by a drawn illustration of an old-timey man with a moustache who looks remarkably similar to Chuck Losey.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 16d

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 19d

I don’t think you’re supposed to be here, little buddy.

A red-footed tortoise approximately 14” long on a lawn in front of a bed of hostas. Red-footed tortoises are native to South America.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· 22d

[nods sagely]

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jul 14

Dear God, what are we doing?

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jul 13

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. @jerkwheatery.bsky.social

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jul 1

A scene from The Naked Gun in which California Angels right fielder Reggie Jackson pulls a gun on Queen Elizabeth at a baseball game.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 29

I mean…

The NWS forecast for East Lansing. Each day is labelled simple as “Hot” with a graphic showing a hazy sun in an orange sky over a city skyline. Each night is “Mostly Clear” with a graphic showing a dark sky with the moon and a few clouds. Most of the forecast is against a red background labeled “Extreme Heat Warning.”

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 28

Forgot to post it at the time, but sometimes control room conversations can be inspiring:

A closeup of Louis Slotin manipulating the Manhattan Project's so-called “demon core” captioned “Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.” He would later die as a result of a mishap during similar work.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 28

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 20

The Elephants have clearly come out to play.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 13

Hahaha yes!

A large bone-in rib steak approximately two inches thick with a nicely seared exterior resting on a white cutting board after grilling.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 13

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 13

OMFG youtube.com/shorts/2I-QW...

New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani, following the Knicks' win in Game 4. The caption reads, “OG Anunoby with the greatest outstretched hand since Diego Maradona.”

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 7

Byron Cherry as Coy Duke, whom in today's parlance would be considered Temu Bo Duke. He is a white guy with shaggy ‘80s-style blond hair wearing a half-unbuttoned pale blue shirt in front of some kind of tree or hedge.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 5

Put the Bears in White River.

A Google Maps screenshot showing the Winnie the Pooh memorial in White River, Ontario, a forlorn-looking statue of Pooh sitting in a tree with a children's playground behind. A lone Canadian flag waves beside the statue. As the picture was taken in early spring the grass is brown and the trees behind the park are bare.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 3

Pick a selfie & make it B&W

A man's face, bearded and weary, resting on his left hand against a dark background.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 3

Repost with your favorite cookbook that’s NOT the NYT

Ratio: The Simple Codes Behind the Craft of Everyday Cooking by Michael Ruhlman. The book is a hardcover with a yellow dust jacket featuring the title in a magenta serifed font and the subtitle in green. A graphic of a ratio wheel showing how different ratios of flour, liquid, egg, sugar, and fat yield different breads and pastries sits above the title.

The spine of Ratio by Michael Ruhlman. The book is a hardcover with a yellow dust jacket but the spine is pink with white lettering.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· Jun 1

Gotta bring your own, man.

A Costco cookie with chocolate chips and caramel and pretzel pieces in a small Ziploc bag on a faux-woodgrain laminate desktop.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· May 29

Went back to the ice cream shop for lunch today.

A white plate with three tacos pastor on a counter overlooking a sunlit brick sidewalk. A bottle of Mexican Coke is behind the plate, to the right.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· May 27

Given the choice between a gentrified tacos-and-tequila place and an ice-cream parlor taken over last year by Mexican expats who just added a full Mexican menu, the ice-cream parlor is the correct choice, right?

A plate with three carne asada tacos and a bottle of Mexican Coke on a wooden counter looking out onto a sidewalk.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· May 25

I have missed Canadian Costcos.

A Montreal smoked meat sandwich and kosher dill on a paper plate, with a Coke.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· May 25

Behold, Canadian innovation: 24 cans of beer packaged in a five-gallon plastic bucket so all you have to do is add ice.

ACME Sales Rep.@acmesalesrep· May 22

Just had a moment of panic as I tried to figure out where my iPad was and, um, well…

My iPad sitting prominently on my desk under my monitors and directly behind my keyboard. The iPad is open and on, playing music while I work, and could not be more visible short of setting the screen to strobe or something.