Alex Pendragon

@alexp336

m/m fiction/romance/erotica writer. No AI. he/him 🌈 I believe in ALL the letters in #lgbtqia Generally confused but trying my best www.alexpendragon.com

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Alex Pendragon@alexp336· 28d

PSA: Don't Make Oli's Mistake (just buy my book instead) alexpendragon.com/all-that-his...

A promo graphic with a Bluetooth speaker on a kitchen countertop in the foreground, and an out-of-focus young man holding a phone in the background. It reads:
PSA
Did you unpair you mom's Bluetooth speaker BEFORE you started watching porn?
Guaranteed to liven up your parents' Holiday Party!
Don't make Oli's mistake (even if it kinda works out for him in the end)
"All That History" out July 16th!
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Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jul 9

I got this one today. Simply proclaiming the name of the book, with nothing else. At this point it's practically performance art.

Partial screenshot of an email in Gmail, with the subject line "The official book title is Bodies of Water" from Margaret Sterling, with no further message in the body of the email.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jul 1

Astronomer Thomas left the city for darker skies, not to fall for a fatalistic local just out of jail. When Aled’s past returns to damn him, lovestruck Thomas’ attempt at rescue is a disaster. In a town wary of second chances, showing vulnerability will be the biggest gamble of all. #QueerPit #R #A

A man wearing a striped shirt looks up at a night sky, twinkling with stars. A telescope, almost so dark as to be in silhouette, stands next to him. The bright moon causes lens flares across the center of the photo; the camera is positioned low, looking up at the sky.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jun 18

I automatically think of Mog, the cat from the "Meg & Mog" children's books

A photo of a two-page spread from a "Meg & Mog" book, showing Mog the cat with its stripy black and white fur standing out in jags. "She trod on Mog's tail" is printed in the upper left corner; Mog is yowling "MEEEOW" in response.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jun 7

As someone who has written - and agonized over! - a few age gap romances, this was really interesting to read. This part stood out in particular (though you should read the whole thing):

Text screenshot that reads "I think there’s a distinction to be made between age gap as plot point and age gap as kink. The fetishization of youth and innocence (and purity and virginity) versus “These people were born x years apart and here are the story beats that address that disparity.”"

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jun 1

A screenshot of Marge Simpson from The Simpsons, grimacing, with the original subtitle "It's true, but he shouldn't say it" changed to "It's true, and he's right to say it"

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· May 25

It's time to bring back the OG Bibendum look, you're right!

A black and white photo of two people dressed in early "Bibendum" (or Michelin Man) costumes. They are wrapped in horizontal bands of spongy rubber, with eyes that look like melting pince-nez glasses. The result is somehow both terrifying and sad.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· May 8

🔴 🔴 😥

The "two buttons" meme - with a finger hovering indecisively over two red buttons, one labeled "Romance" the other "LGBTQ+" in the top panel; the bottom shows a stressed, sweating man mopping his brow, with the text "queer romance writers submitting on QueryTracker" overlaid.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Apr 20

I... I just... 😳

Bible Wichapas Sumettikul snaps duct tape off with his teeth, a deeply useful talent to possess

Bible Wichapas Sumettikul strokes the handle of his homemade knife, his thumb lingering on its still-rough heft.

Bible Wichapas Sumettikul, focusing intently, rubs some sort of oil on the smooth handle of his homemade knife. It glistens with promise.

Bible Wichapas Sumettikul examines his homemade knife, an expression of calm satisfaction on his face as he cradles the exceptionally sharp tip between his dextrous fingers. Everyone involved thinks of deep, rhythmic stabbings, exact details tbd.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Apr 17

Instantly thought of this classic (sorry)

Tumblr screenshot.

User j5h posts "imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason"

User croptop2014 replies "imagine praying to God and going to church"

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Mar 25

I was thinking more like...

A buzz-wire game, where you have to follow the metal wire with a loop without touching it.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Mar 5

Oh! I should say that this image used a lot lately - of Zuckerberg wearing Meta glasses - is a bit deceptive, since they're the next-gen Orion version. Not yet commercially available afaik. They're much larger than the RayBans-branded versions currently on sale.

Meta's Mark Zuckerberg wearing chunky Orion smart glasses. They look ridiculous, like someone in the design team was told "think stereotypical geek meets raccoon chic"

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Mar 5

Not a dumb question at all, tbh. The current ones are still pretty chunky - like, recognizably more so than most plastic frames, but you notice it more in the thicker arms (where the batteries/electronics are) IMO. They have two little lenses, one at each corner.

A pair of RayBan Meta glasses, with red arrows pointing to the cameras

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Mar 2

😳

Facebook screenshot of a complaint form reading:

What's going on?

O It's annoying or not interesting
X I'm in this photo and I don't like it
O I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
O It's spam

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 23

Mine is sitting under my monitor, reminding me to keep paddling even when the currents feel unstoppable

A small 3D printed turtle sits on a black box on the aluminum stand of a monitor, which is on a wooden table

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 6

Thinking about movies you wish you could see again for the first time. There are plenty on my list, but 'Beau Travail' stands out this Friday afternoon.

Cover for movie "Beau Travail"

A shirtless man in green khaki pants stands in front of a bright blue background. His head and shoulders are in shadow, obscuring any detail, but his muscled chest and arms are both clearly visible and centered in the frame. The text "A Claire Denis Film" "Beau Travail" and "Janus Films" is overlaid.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 6

I can haz @mostlybree.kitrocha.com whistles 🤩 (You can haz whistles too: www.etsy.com/listing/4449...)

Five colorful 3D printed whistles, each with a keychain, in a heap on a wood surface.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 4

Actually Smashwords is fine with erotica, but D2D can be heavy-handed with how it's classified for other retailers. I tried to add a D2D title to Bookshop and got an email saying universally no erotica.

Our sales channels have asked us not to send certain material to them. Draft2Digital's automated content review has detected some of this declined material in your book, Boxed Up. As a result, we cannot send this book to the following sales channel:

Bookshop.org
The types of material at issue include:

Erotica: The content is primarily of an erotic nature, intended to stir sexual desire.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 4

These look good! I also spent a while wondering what curse word could be masked by these asterisks, until I realized they were meant to be rating stars 😂

Did you make this easy 4 ingredient butter cookie recipe? Please leave a ***** star rating in the recipe card below and leave a comment giving me your thoughts about it!

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 4

Oh hey @bookshop.org on @draft2digital.bsky.social 👀

A screenshot from Draft2Digital, reading:

"Good News! Draft2Digital can now distribute your catalog to Bookshop.org!

If your books are not yet available through Bookshop.org, you can add them now, or visit any book's Publishing Page to add this sales channel.

If you have any questions, please contact Customer Support."

There are three buttons:
+ ADD ALL MY BOOKS TO BOOKSHOP.ORG
MAYBE LATER
NO THANKS

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 3

I love that you didn't mince words 🤣 I also loved this part from R.K. Russell, because - though I'm no athlete, I was once a terrified gay guy in the closet - it touches on why I felt so much more connected to Scott/Kip's story. It felt more real(istic) (to me).

Russell: “A lot of conversations that I’m having personally with queer athletes, both out and not out, is the the Scott Hunter and Kip story. It’s very close home for a lot of athletes. For most of us, we were athletes in the closet, having to date other people and explain our situation. Not wanting them to come into the closet, but to know that to interact with us is to be your half-self at times, especially publicly. That’s one example where the social conversation and the actual lived experience frayed at times, because a lot of people didn’t see the purpose of Episode 3 until they got to Episode 5. But for me, Episode 3 is really what made me lean in more to the show, because I saw myself in a lot of ways.”

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Feb 2

$4.67 is not, on the face of it, a royalty payment to get giddy about. But this is my first book in Overdrive, and the thought of someone borrowing it with their library card and reading it makes me so, so happy.

A screenshot from draft2digital reading "Your estimated royalties from OverDrive for January 2026 / $4.67 / for the sale of 1 unit."

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 31

Nancy saying "Yep --- that's it" while reading a book onto which the original cover of Stephen King's "IT" has been photoshopped.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 28

I strongly believe in Giving The People What They Want, and it appears what (some) of them want is absolute queer sexual mayhem for the grand price of ✨Free✨ But don't just take my word for it! Trust the readers! Links to download 'Riley's Basement' on my site, www.AlexPendragon.com 😁

A graphic with the cover of "Riley's Basement" by Alex Pendragon in the top left corner. A shirtless attractive man in jeans sits languidly on a beat-up looking couch.

Text reads:
Seven things incredibly insightful and undoubtedly attractive people have said about ‘Riley’s Basement’:

“I would read another 300 pages of this”
- horatio3k (The Storygraph)

“Why was this so good”
- Brianna (Goodreads)

“This may be one of the most unhinged books I have ever experienced ... I had an absolute blast with this daring, intensely erotic read, written with impressive skill”
- loverexreads (The Storygraph)

“This was absolute filth, and I LOVED it! I ate this shit up so quick I shocked myself”
- A🦄🌻🌙 (Goodreads)

“Stay hydrated for this one”
- mxrmax (The Storygraph)

"This is hands down the best spice I have ever read. 300 pages of pure dude bro depravity”
- Ken Terp (Goodreads)

“Delicious perfection”
- lauralouwho300 (The Storygraph)

Alongside it, text reading "(Wait, did I mention it's FREE?)"

At the bottom, a web address, AlexPendragon.com

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 20

Kudos to this presale email, which made me feel like an organized vampire rather than just someone considering buying a new underwear color 🧛

Partial screenshot of the Gmail web interface, showing the Promotions tab and the subject line of an email that reads "Your Access to Blood"

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 13

Out of prison, Aled treads water in a town wary of 2nd chances. Astronomer Thomas moved there for stars not romance: he's blindsided by the mutual attraction. Only he has faith when Aled's reputation damns him, but his rescue plan proves as disastrous as their flirting. #BluePit 📖 #Q #A #LGBT #OV #R

A man wearing a striped shirt stares up at the night sky, with a bright moon and visible stars. A telescope is next to him, in silhouette.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 13

It all starts when his former best friend (who he now resents, but can’t risk explaining why) heroically prevents Oli's porn from playing on his mom's Bluetooth speaker. Then things get even more awkward. Is it still enemies-to-lovers if he doesn't know you hate him? #BluePit 📖 #Q #A #LGBT #OV #R

Two stick image men. The man on the left has his arms crossed and is side-eyeing the other man unhappily. Text above reads "Seething with secret hate (but hella horny, too)"
The man on the right has his arms up and is smiling; he's wearing a gold crown like he's the bestest boy in all the world. Text next to him reads "Blissfully unaware (& hiding an imminent breakdown) ((oh, and hella horny, too))"

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 5

So, DRM-free ebooks on bookshop.org *do* have a "DRM-free" badge, but ebooks with DRM don't mention it on their listings. Which is a little less user-friendly than I wish it was, but I guess now I know what to look for before I buy 🤷‍♂️

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 2

Oh, and I desperately want Suzuki's red leather jacket (bad screenshot, I know, but trust me it's a nice red) so I need someone to find out where it's from 👀

Screenshot of Shinya Sugiki (Keita Machida) and Shinya Suzuki (Ryoma Takeuchi) from Netflix movie '10Dance' - they are on a subway train, Suzuki reaching out to gently touch Sugiki's cheek, as they stare at each other with a look of tense yearning.

Alex Pendragon@alexp336· Jan 2

Stayed up past my bedtime to watch '10Dance' and omfg 😳 Talk about a masterclass in how actor-chemistry, yearning, eye-contact, and tension can add up to Extreme Sexiness. (Ryoma Takeuchi taking off his shirt whenever possible doesn't hurt, mind, either)