AltSamPiper
@altsampiper
Flying low, still figuring this out. Using same name as the bad place if you're inclined to vet before following me. You should, just on principle. Actually you should reconsider that follow...
I rescue relayed two dogs out of the local high-kill rate shelter in the last 15 hours so I'm feeling pretty good. Gotta take the small wins where you can.
Hey @hegemommy.bsky.social @angryblacklady.blacksky.app This just showed up in my county's local FB page because she's going to trial in June. WTF? She also has a kidnapping charge so... does this read to you like she got mifi for someone? I can't find any info beyond the booking.
When your yard shorts insist on being Daisy Dukes but your Big Back Country Ass insist on being Aunt Bea
I didn't say it's meaningless to me. I said it's meaningless to Texas Republicans. I said Texas Republicans perceive him to be Republican-lite.
Mine was less than impressed as a puppy & completely over it @ 2yos. She's 13yo now, with dementia, nearly blind, & severely arthritic. I miss when she could go everywhere with me (she was my service dog) but we're doing quiet, old lady things together now. Please give your seapup a scritch for me.
When your communist messaging is surroundedby penises and honestly, it's better this way.
@pptsapper.bsky.social hey, any chance you can identify this for me and LMK if it has any value? My SIL's dad just died and she's going through his stuff from when he was in county. He had two copies of this but only one looks to be complete.
And this is why I keep a pocket Constitution next to my chair. Short answer is no they're misinterpreting what the statute actually says. It doesn't mean if the president gets impeached everybody goes. It means any one of the listed individuals can be removed if they are impeached and convicted
And then there's this fuckwit who immediately after throwing the canister grabs the muzzle of the pepper gun. Because I'm sure that was part of proper firearm training.
Y'all this is the forecast for the next 3 days in Minneapolis. Would somebody please explain to me why nobody has thought to turn the fucking hose on these people? Just saying... if it were me... y'all want to call yourself ICE, Imma fucking make you be ICE.
Oh no. You don't get to do that. You said the stupid fuckery & I'm going to respond to the stupid fuckery whether you like it or not. I'm going to assume you deleted this because you realized what you said was ignorant & the head of the FBI doesn't have a fucking thing to do with the Judiciary.
I can do yard work in a tank top and shorts in dry 30s (Yea! Menopause). I don't even want to get out of bed in wet 30s. Throw in a high wind factor and fuck all that noise. I have three big dogs and a weighted blanket. There will be a cuddle puddle.
Geesus fucking christ on a pogo stick. I had pretty much assumed Trump had killed somebody in the past years ago. Michael Cohen was way too easy with that "he knows where all the bodies are buried" phrase and he used it a lot so I was kind of taking him literally on that but.... FUCK!
What's amusing is how hard this dude is fighting to convince people he's not a Christian Nationalist while still claiming to be a Christian nationalist. His argument is Christian means [x], Nationalist means [y] therefore Christian nationalist means this new thing. He has gone so far as to say this
Apparently everyone on my timeline right now needs a fucking Snickers
Okay. Thanks. I've largely avoided the discourse going on around Grande at the moment but I remember that type from high school.
Depending on condition, it's actually not. If it's a little Tin Top one those things in good condition can be worth seven grand or more. Rock crawler people love those things. I used to get stopped all the time in Vegas from people wanting to buy mine.
"Flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green" Y'all... (I'm kidding, Reba's eyes are blue. I think)
The only vehicle I hated more was my 01 Grand Am. Full disclosure I had 2. I loved my first one but probably because I owned it less than 18mths before it was totaled by a deer. It was the 2nd one that made me hate them. Seriously how do you look at this & not want to ragebeat it with a box wrench.
Meanwhile I want to crack somebody over the head with a spinner every time I have to take this fucking plate off to get to my friend's battery in her pickup truck.
And the winner of the Breeders Cup Classic -on the same day- is also Japanese. 🇯🇵