pained to leave this one out though

Spare a thought for my neighborhood vegan spot whose name was probably fine until recently

The charitable reading of this marquee is that it is a pro-Palestine statement. The more likely reading is that this theater knows exactly what sells in Portland’s whitest suburb

This but the exact opposite

Why does my dog look like he just finished watching The Seventh Seal

My first thought was “oh he would HATE this” and it made me very happy and that’s why I will never see heaven

Today at @salon.com: If you’ve been hearing the term “limerence” tossed around online and don’t know what it is, I got you Alternately, if you’re already sick of hearing the term “limerence” tossed around online, I got you too

and obviously this all-timer

Every so often this pops into my head and there is no reason to laugh and yet

I am simply not interested in your Olympic event if there’s no chance of it being interrupted by a dog

Tony ate an entire bag of Takis while the kid and I were at breakfast and I’ve never seen him frown even a little until today. Happy Valentine’s Day to us

RIP to the legend Bud Cort

Put some respect on her name!

job description: bagel impersonation

quick timeline cleanse

While we’re on the subject, when are we going to stop listening to these same arrogant fucks who’ve spent almost a decade telling everyone to CALM DOWN and stop being so DRAMATIC, it’s not ACTUAL FASCISM until the jackboots are on EVERYONE’S neck

too optimistic?

bananakkah sameach

men’s loneliness gets “more airtime”? baby I have lived the past three decades of my life witnessing corporate media elevate men’s loneliness into a full-blown balls-to-the-wall CRISIS once every 4-5 years “more airtime” is hilarious

Whenever I hear someone talk shit about Gen X I remember the time Bitch was part of a San Francisco Chronicle feature on “wait WOW look at these kids who AREN’T SLACKERS” and then I remember who else was in it and yeah, I see your point

someone pulled a bag of brown sugar off the counter and ate through it (nb: small amount of sugar, mostly bag) and after running around from room to room barfing is now a lil weary

Catching up on the “Cool Girls For Capitalism” thing and wondering if it’s a hasty rebrand of “Hot Girls For Cuomo” but either way it’s a hard yikes

Some good signs from Portland

I will thank you to leave me and my goddamn snacks alone

honestly props to the Emergency Naked Bike Riders, the weather was absolute shit today

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

of course that’s the user address

bummer for Jimmy Fallon. all that unctuous hair-ruffling, and for what