Andi Zeisler
@andizeisler
Senior culture writer, Salon.com. Formerly Bitch Media. Forever fan of print magazines. Tell your dog I said hello.
Spare a thought for my neighborhood vegan spot whose name was probably fine until recently
The charitable reading of this marquee is that it is a pro-Palestine statement. The more likely reading is that this theater knows exactly what sells in Portland’s whitest suburb
Why does my dog look like he just finished watching The Seventh Seal
My first thought was “oh he would HATE this” and it made me very happy and that’s why I will never see heaven
Today at @salon.com: If you’ve been hearing the term “limerence” tossed around online and don’t know what it is, I got you Alternately, if you’re already sick of hearing the term “limerence” tossed around online, I got you too
Every so often this pops into my head and there is no reason to laugh and yet
I am simply not interested in your Olympic event if there’s no chance of it being interrupted by a dog
Tony ate an entire bag of Takis while the kid and I were at breakfast and I’ve never seen him frown even a little until today. Happy Valentine’s Day to us
While we’re on the subject, when are we going to stop listening to these same arrogant fucks who’ve spent almost a decade telling everyone to CALM DOWN and stop being so DRAMATIC, it’s not ACTUAL FASCISM until the jackboots are on EVERYONE’S neck
men’s loneliness gets “more airtime”? baby I have lived the past three decades of my life witnessing corporate media elevate men’s loneliness into a full-blown balls-to-the-wall CRISIS once every 4-5 years “more airtime” is hilarious
Whenever I hear someone talk shit about Gen X I remember the time Bitch was part of a San Francisco Chronicle feature on “wait WOW look at these kids who AREN’T SLACKERS” and then I remember who else was in it and yeah, I see your point
someone pulled a bag of brown sugar off the counter and ate through it (nb: small amount of sugar, mostly bag) and after running around from room to room barfing is now a lil weary
Catching up on the “Cool Girls For Capitalism” thing and wondering if it’s a hasty rebrand of “Hot Girls For Cuomo” but either way it’s a hard yikes
honestly props to the Emergency Naked Bike Riders, the weather was absolute shit today
bummer for Jimmy Fallon. all that unctuous hair-ruffling, and for what