Anna

@anjvs

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Anna@anjvs· 17d

The furry electricians marched in the Strawberry Festival parade.

Anna@anjvs· 20d

Can someone please explain why there was an onion on the beach?

An onion. It is big and round and sitting on the beach. there’s a bit of seaweed on it.

Anna@anjvs· 20d

Saw this on the beach today and thought of the bower bird quiz

Someone has loving places seaweed, shells, a crab exoskeleton, and sand on a driftwood log. It is flanked by two sticks poking out of the ground. Next to the log is a pile of shells.

Anna@anjvs· 20d

Front page of the local paper
Headline: “Islanders fill the streets to savor Strawberry Festival”

Picture of a kid in a strawberry costume with a giant straw hat that obscure his face

Caption: Marshall the Strawberry, Vashon's newly elected unofficial mayor, strolls through uptown during the Strawberry Festival Parade on Saturday.

Anna@anjvs· 23d

Maybe it’s just mad about all those times the cat sat on it.

An orange cat sitting majestically on a printer. The printer is quietly seething and plotting my downfall.

Anna@anjvs· 25d

It was followed up by these banners. I like that there’s both the message of “this shit sucks” and “this is how we propose to improve stuff”

Parade songs that say: we the people 250
Overturn citizens united
Main Street over Wall Street

Parade banners that say:
Dismantle oppression
Democracy and election integrity

Banners that say Sustainable energy, food, & commerce

Medicare for all

Parade banners that say: proportional representation
Just Security & global justice

Anna@anjvs· 26d

One of the floats at the Strawberry Festival parade today

A giant balloon Trump is bent over with his pants down. He is shitting fire onto the constitution, which is going up in flames. In front of him, a guy dressed as a louse is wearing a vest that looks like an ICE uniform but says LICE and dancing.

Anna@anjvs· 27d

Look who was afraid of thunder today

A golden retriever lies under my desk next to my leg. he has a scared look on his face.

Anna@anjvs· Jul 13

Here’s what I wrote in my comment. Please leave a comment also.

The president is not a scientist, nor is he well-versed in every scientific field.
Thus, his political inclinations are not informed by science, and he doesn't have a sense of what kinds of scientific studies are necessary to further public health, medical advancements, energy, technology, or general research.
Science funding should not be under the influence of one person's prejudices, narrow-mindedness, or agenda. It should be determined by panels experts who understand the subjects deeply and can judge what would be most beneficial. We've seen this administration cut funding for programs they didn't understand, such as screw worm prevention, and then the ending of these programs led to dire consequences.

America is the world leader in science and innovation. By making science in the thrall to a politician, we will lose so much. We'll lose talent, innovation, and important breakthroughs. We'll lose that steady stream of advancements that have made cancer more survivable, that have decreased child mortality, and that have improved clean energy and energy efficiency. If you want to keep America great, then invest in science and don't put science under the thumb of politics.

Anna@anjvs· Jul 7

I love the composition of this photo

The top 2/3 of the photo is the head of a golden retriever. He is lying down on a grey blanket and smiling. His nose is gently touching a green tennis ball. There is a patina of dirt everywhere because Waffles is basically Pigpen from the Peanuts

Anna@anjvs· Jul 5

The sky jumpscares were kinda pretty

A red firework exploding . It is reflected in the water of Puget Sound

Three white fireworks exploding . They are reflected in the water of Puget Sound

Res and white fireworks exploding. They are reflected in the water

Red and white fireworks exploding. They are reflected in the water of Puget Sound

Anna@anjvs· Jul 2

My goth teenager kissed Waffles, and he’s pretty jazzed about it

Closeup of Golden retriever face resting on a paw. He’s smiling, and there’s a black lipstick kiss mark on top of his head

Anna@anjvs· Jun 30

Taskmaster had a task where people had 20 minutes to create a number system. I made this one: one is made of one line, 2 from 2 lines, 9 from 9 lines, etc. (0 is an empty rounded cup.) The names are one syllable in alphabetical order (skipping c because it makes two sounds)

Anna@anjvs· Jun 26

Untitled goose meme. It says “Remember: if you see a giraffe, no you didn’t

Anna@anjvs· Jun 13

Show me your favorite spatula and your least favorite spatula. I KNOW YOU HAVE FAVORITES

On the left is a perfect metal spatula. It’s sturdy and has slats. On the right a rounded rubber spatula. You can’t flip with it. You can’t scrape bowls with it. Just an absolute dogshit spatula.

Anna@anjvs· Jun 12

Goddammit

Anna's
2026
Bingo Card

The squares that say “world’s first trillionaire” and “trump names airport after himself” are colored in blue. Other squares:

Facebook/Meta collapses
Truth Social/Xitter merge
Over 1 million people evacuated from major squid discovered metropolis due to natural disaster
New species of
It happens! (You know what)
Luigi found not guilty
RK diagnosed with parasite-refuses treatment
CBS bought and Bari
Weiss fired
Someone writes a tell-all book with information they should have shared much earlier
Another country tries to leave the EU
SapceX rocket explosion kills bystander
Usha leaves Vance
Free Space
New viral zoo animal
DOJ manipulates contents of Epstein files before releasing them
Steven Pinker gets canceled
World's first trillionaire
Supreme Court interferes in midterm election (6 to 3)
Trump gets impeached
Ai movie made and it flops
Life found on
Mars
Trump renames an airport after himself
Article in major newspaper goes to print with obvious ai line such as "if
there's anything else I can do, just ask!"
A YouTube celebrity gets a high-level role at the FBI
Fox News invents the War on Easter
Onion outperforms
New York Times

Anna@anjvs· Jun 8

Check out this perfect baby

A spotted fawn crossing the road on a sunny day. Her ears are back and she is standing in a strong pose. Her shadow is visible in front of her. There are trees and grass on the background

Anna@anjvs· Jun 5

My favorite time of year

Small bird nest containing 3 brown speckled blue eggs.

Mama bird sitting on a nest that’s hidden in blackberry bramble

Anna@anjvs· May 17

People asking the hard questions

Hand drawn sign that says: What were you Curious about?
Two answers are written:

Are all clowns Covetous?

why?

Anna@anjvs· May 14

My sister taught me how to knit. My first project: a very long scarf.

A knitted scarf that transitions from light blue to dark blue to purple. There is a purple ball of yarn with knitting needles sticking out of it on top of the scarf.

Anna@anjvs· Apr 29

Thinking about laser fish again….

A pencil drawing of a cute, chubby fish. She has lines coming out of her eyes that are labeled “red lasers.”

Anna@anjvs· Apr 27

I talked to my representative’s staff about impeachment in March, and got told it’s not in the cards. Thinking about that conversation again.

When talking to Representative Jayapal's staff in March, I said impeachment is necessary. I said there are times when law breaks down and people resort to political violence, which can have a variety of outcomes, many of which are not good. I said impeachment is the legal way to remove a president, and if the republic is to survive, we must remove the president via the mechanisms we have in the Constitution.
After Trump made his "a civilization will die tonight" post, Coldforce reposted a lot of people calling for impeachment.
No articles of impeachment were introduced. 17 days later, Coldforce entered the White House Correspondents' dinner with the goal of assassinating the president and cabinet members.

Anna@anjvs· Apr 25

My bestie sent me this picture of her neighbor’s kitten, who is 1000 years old and has stolen many souls to maintain that elfin form

The face of angry kitten. The kitten is backlit. Their face looks kinda like Yoda. They have a look in their eyes that’s old and wise and a little mischievous

Anna@anjvs· Apr 16

Reply to the above post “got the same error earlier today. No idea what it was about” along with an internal server error dialogue box.

Anna@anjvs· Apr 8

Orange cat looking at an open book, Nnedi Okorafor’s Death of the Author, chapter 12, entitled “unrequested update”. The sun is shining through a window behind the cat, and he is casting a long shadow on the book.

Anna@anjvs· Mar 30

This morning I emailed my congressperson telling her that the 8 million people who protested yesterday is a sign that she should impeach. I recommend contacting your reps and telling them to do their damn jobs.

On Saturday, over 8 million people showed up nationwide to protest the Trump administration.
On Vashon island, we had around 800 people protesting, according to our local newspaper The Beachcomber. That is over 7% of the island population.
Many people showed up with signs that say, "Impeach".
This week the senate voted overwhelmingly to fund TSA, FEMA and the Coast Guard. Then the House rejected it because Johnson does whatever Trump wants.
Congress's power has been usurped by the president. I'm sure there are many members of the House who would love to end this situation.
Please harness the anger and frustration of your colleagues and of the 8 million people who protested this weekend to put forth articles of impeachment against Trump. He has committed so many impeachable acts, so you have a wealth of crimes and constitutional violations to choose from.
People are piling into the streets and screaming for you to take this action. When will you listen?

Anna@anjvs· Mar 29

This lady cracked me up

Woman holdup a sign with a picture of a tuxedo cat. It says “rip my only king” on top then “release the Epstein files” on the bottom.

Anna@anjvs· Mar 29

The protest on Vashon island had a live band. The walrus is playing the tambourine

A bras band is standing in a parking lot in front of a one story building. There are two tuba payers, multiple trombones, trumpets, and drums. A person in a walrus costume is playing the tambourine. Someone in the background is waving an American flag.

Anna@anjvs· Mar 29

Punk rock small dog. He is wearing a spiked collar. He has a sign on his back. One side says “Trump” the other side says “eat my poop”

Anna@anjvs· Mar 28

Darwin helping me make my sign for No kings