AnnieGTMD (@anniegt) · DIRTY

AnnieGTMD

@anniegt

Retired heart surgeon, current metalsmith, COO of the fam It could always be worse She/her

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AnnieGTMD@anniegt· 29d

Every day now:

Appropriate response to everything the POTUS says these days:
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jun 13

Paula Abdul and dancers, avec scaffolding

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· May 3

Some cool new tulips did NOT get eaten by the rodents in my yard

Mix of blooming spring flowers, large yellow and white daffodils with a mix of white, sharp-petaled tulips with yellow center looking like stars, and small magenta tulips with yellow centers..

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Apr 19

Reasonable facsimile w/ 128GB and a headphone jack! And the functional wheel...I missed the wheel

Photo of Chinese-made "iPod" with bright yellow case

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Mar 26

Ponyo, the goldfish princess, in a bowl, looking up.

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Mar 22

I think it’s a “How do you do, fellow parents who have children!”

Steve Buscemi, carrying skateboard, wearing “Music Band” t-shirt, saying “how do you do, fellow kids” like a normal teenager would

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Mar 1

My favorite part is the guys parting the SCIF curtains to check out the action. Cool!

Cryptkeeper/nominal head of the US govt with ludicrously large ball cap reading “USA” as a reminder, gazes into distance from “secure” curtained room at country club, while two male aides twitter as they part the curtains behind him.

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Feb 3

Love:

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 26

She’s getting a little elderly, perfectly content to just lie in the snow ☃️

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 26

Sasha patiently waiting for the plow to go by- we got about 2 ft so backyard walk has to wait til i can grab my snowshoes

Husky sitting in a snowbank

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 13

Simpsons character raising hand w caption “SENDING OH-NOS AND ANYWAYS”

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 10

Jesus sliding into the frame saying “no.”

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 1

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? Season 9 of:

Promo pic of Britbox TV program “Shetland” w Ashley Jenkins and Alison O’Donnell

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Dec 14

Alternative hoarding style

Sasha the Siberian husky curled in bed with an assortment of dog toys strewn on the ground in front of comfy bed, including Santa, squirrel and humongous fleecy bone.

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Dec 14

Prez of the United States can make laws, break laws, revoke citizenship, start wars, end wars…but in this case “all we can do is pray.”

Screenshot of comment from useless POS in the White House: “what a terrible thing it is the president told reporters in brief remarks all we can do right now is pray for the victims”

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Aug 18

@danmccool.bsky.social

Screenshot of post from Dan McCool/Blue Rev, depicting AI-generated soft focus kneeling felon president, with possibly some extra fingers, bathed in light with the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein at his back

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jul 23

I'm sad. Also PARANOID.

screenshot of "Ozzy Osbourne Stlist" at the Spectrum in Philadelphia, PA, April 26, 1982 RIP Ozzy

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jul 11

Sasha (Siberian husky) and Penny (French bulldog) face each other while sitting in the same dog bed...they both look uncomfortable.

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Apr 3

@nytimes.com you can borrow my chart. You just need to add in the little red arrow "YOU ARE HERE" at the peak of Mt. Stupid. You're welcome

Chart of Dunning-Kruger effect: Confidence on y axis, Wisdom (Knowledge + Experience) on x axis. "Peak of Mt. Stupid" is apex of short sharp upward curve in the "know-nothing" zone (very little wisdom, maximum confidence), followed by descent into "Valley of Despair"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Mar 6

Cartoon w/ four panels, Trump signing paper on the left, red hat on the right
1st Trump: I'm adding tariffs RedHat: This will create jobs
2nd Trump: I'm removing tariffs RedHat: Art of the deal
3: Trump: I'm adding tariffs RedHat: This will creat jobs
4: Trump: I'm removing tariffs RedHat: Art of the deal

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Mar 2

Carol Burnett in legendary "Scarlett O'Hara" skit wearing green velvet curtains, with curtain rod intact

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Feb 24

@jesseduquette.bsky.social FTW

Cartoon of Founding Fathers by jesseduquette with speech bubble "how about in 249 years we try having a king again only this time he's really fucking dumb"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Feb 10

map of Gulf of Mexico, with dashed line delineating "Golfo de Mexico" along the coast of Mexico, and "Golfo del Gringo Loco" along the coast of the US

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Feb 10

"Best" is a tell. I have immediate antagonism toward anyone using that as a signoff. The only thing more obnoxious "I hope this email finds you well."

Flaming screaming skeleton at his desk, complete with coffee and computer terminal. On the terminal, reads "I hope this email finds you well"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Feb 5

Screenshot of Andy Borowitz post saying: someone needs to tell trumps enablers that when this shitshow is over and the tribunals begin, he will have immunity and they won't lol

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 30

Angry Cinnamon Toast Crunch anthropomorphized, angry, asking "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this?!"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 24

How your email finds me

Flaming screaming skeleton in front of computer monitor reading "I hope this email finds you well"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 23

Never miss an opportunity

Angry cinnamon toast crunch morsel asking "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this?"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 23

Janet Petro's legacy, unfortunately for her

Wikipedia page for NASA director Janet Petro, reads "as director of NASA, she eliminated the Diversity and Inclusion office, in abeyance to an executive order by Donald Trump"

AnnieGTMD@anniegt· Jan 21

Two (British comedians playing) Nazi soldiers, one giving a Nazi salute labeled "Elon Musk," the other looking shifty labeled "Republicans trying to be discreet"