Antwan Crump

@antwancrump

Writer / Author (novels, short stories, screenplays, comics, etc). Mostly talking shop and random thoughts. Novel: "APOSTATE" ( Recent works (2025): "The Suicide Pod," "BUTTERFLIES," & "The ORB." Website:

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Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Mar 17

Art Dept: "What are you thinking for the posters?" Denis Villeneuve: "INTENSE CLOSE-UPS! FEAR! ANGER! PAIN!" AD: "Like someone keeps farting on a 6-hour flight???" DV: "...what?"

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 9

Sunday: "It's going to be a GREAT WEEK! Gonna get on that computer, play some vibe music, write my ass off, then settle into a good movie! Gonna put my Wi-Fi to WORK!!!" Monday:

A screenshot of a power outage report in my area, due to a "vehicle hit equipment" at 4 in the morning. The power is still out.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 2

"The Forever War" by Joe Haldeman... It's a GREAT READ, but I keep taking breaks to learn more about Vietnam (...otherwise it feels like I'm missing the overt/subvert parallels (due to the generation gap)). Not my usual reading approach, but it's a classic--it feels disrespectful not to invest. 😂

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 17

I'm IRRATIONALLY ECSTATIC for Nia Dacosta!!! 🙌🔥🖤

A screenshot of the Rotten Tomatoes review page for "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple" showing a 94% critic score and 91% audience score.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 13

*whispers* "I hear they call her 'Cheeto-breath Bondi'."

The Simpsons "Deepthroat" meme: A man (Smithers) is standing in the shadows of a parking garage, smoking a cigarette. We can only see is stealthy silhouette

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 2

This is also known as "The Boomerang Paradox."

The movie poster for the 1992 cult-classic film "Boomerang"- Eddie Murphy in a tuxedo while Halle Berry and Robin Givens fawn over him against a silhouetted city skyline.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Nov 25

Wrapped up my last meeting for the week... Now I'm on to BIGGER THINGS... *pours drink* *sits on couch* *opens Hulu* "Do I...? Do I DARE tread lightly into this night???" 🤔

Movie poster for "Undercover Brother 2" featuring three characters in 1970s-inspired attire against a vivid red background with stylized blue city skyscrapers. In the center, a man with a large afro, wearing a long fur coat, a maroon shirt, and plaid pants, strikes a pose with a pistol near his face. To his left, a woman in a tight maroon jumpsuit holds a gun upward. To his right, a man in a light blue denim outfit stands in a martial arts fighting stance. The title appears in large yellow block letters at the top.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Oct 21

Seems like it already is (minus the 'cool'). 🙄

President Donald Trump stands at a podium in the White House State Dining Room, surrounded by a crowd of people, primarily young men. In the foreground, a long table is covered with large trays of packaged fast food, including McDonald's Big Macs and Chick-fil-A sandwiches. The scene shows an event where the President served fast food to guests.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Oct 17

Increasingly INTERESTING!!! *sips coffee* *waits*

An image of Homeland Security's newly verified Blue sky account

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Oct 11

This is just so that you don't embarrass yourself again. Life won't move forward if we don't grow. 💪

cas·u·al·ty
/ˈkaZH(əw)əltē/
noun
a person killed or injured in a war or accident.
"the shelling caused thousands of civilian casualties"
Similar:
victim
fatality
mortality
loss
MIA
dead and injured/wounded
missing in action
missing
a person or thing badly affected by an event or situation.
"the building industry has been one of the casualties of the recession"
Similar:
victim
sufferer
loser
loss
(chiefly in insurance) an accident, mishap, or disaster.
"the Insurers acquire all the Policyholder's rights in respect of the casualty which caused the loss"

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Oct 7

"Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial!"

A head-and-shoulders close-up of the Evil Queen from Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. She wears her iconic black hood and dress with a high, stiff white collar, a gold and red medallion, and a tall gold crown. She has pale skin, dramatic eyebrows, long eyelashes, and rosy cheeks, and she looks off to the left with a severe, cold expression.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jul 18

DO IT YOU COWARDS!!!

A screenshot with an image of Captain Planet, a blue male with a green mullet, a red croptop, matching gloves, and underwear, standing above a diverse group of kids (the Planeteers) and smiling toothily.

The text reads: 'Captain Planet' Live-Action Series in the works at Netflix from Berlanti Productions and Appian Way. In a competitive situation, Netflix has landed for development "Captain Planet' live-action series from Berlanti Productions and Appian Way--deadline.com

Don Cheadle dressed as Captain Planet in a 'Funny or Die' skit.

Link Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jun 20

Me: "Why were there only two footprints in the sand?" The Horror Genre: "...because I was carrying you."

Snapshot from Rotten Tomatoes of reviews for the new movie "28 Years Later". The film has a 91% Critical score (146 reviews) and a 68% Audience Score (500+ Reviews).

The synopsis for the movie reads: "Academy Award®-winning director Danny Boyle and Academy Award®-nominated writer Alex Garland reunite for 28 Years Later, a terrifying new "auteur horror" story set in the world created by 28 Days Later. It's been almost three decades since the rage virus escaped a biological weapons laboratory, and now, still in a ruthlessly enforced quarantine, some have found ways to exist amidst the infected. One such group of survivors lives on a small island connected to the mainland by a single, heavily-defended causeway. When one of the group leaves the island on a mission into the dark heart of the mainland, he discovers secrets, wonders, and horrors that have mutated not only the infected but other survivors as well."

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· May 16

I'm genuinely SHOCKED. I gave up on this franchise after the third one. Might have to reinvest. 🤔

A screenshot from Rotten Tomatoes that shows the critic and audience scores for "Final Destination: Bloodlines." The critic score is 93%, and the audience score is 90%. The synopsis reads: "The newest chapter in New Line Cinema's bloody successful franchise takes audiences back to the very beginning of Death's twisted sense of (...continued in unfold). Beneath that is a Fandango tag that says "Now in Theaters, Now playing" and a "Buy tickets" button.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Apr 22

Agreed. It's "$5,000/per delivery" but *5K/Month* DOES sound fair (still a weird proposal, just raise wages and make life affordable). My guess is that his base will THINK it's the latter until they're unpleasantly surprised.

A quote from a NY Post article that reads: "WASHINGTON — President Trump endorsed giving new mothers a financial reward Tuesday after a report surfaced that the White House was considering handing out up to $5,000 per delivery to reverse the decline in US birth rates." "$5,000 per delivery is highlighted."

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Apr 22

That seems like a limiting understanding, as "vampiric fantasy" is its own subgenre, while "urban" seems to cast a much wider net. That said, the definitions are largely malleable and I'm sure there's a fair bit of overlap--this would include "grounded" or "low" fantasy. To each their own, though. 🤷‍♂️

A screenshot from Wikipedia defining "urban fantasy": Urban fantasy is a subgenre of fantasy, placing supernatural elements in a contemporary urban-affected setting. The combination provides the writer with a platform for classic fantasy tropes, quixotic plot-elements, and unusual characters—without demanding the creation of an entire imaginary world.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Mar 10

So, is someone else gonna say it or...??? (... this is Chicago. They have a 6 -12 minute response time. 🙄)

The Chicago police department guarding a Tesla dealership

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 24

9/?: Thanks for putting up with that. Had to get it out. Anyway, here’s a puppy in a shopping cart.

A cute labrador retriever puppy, smiling in a shopping cart.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 20

"Apostate" got a VERY NICE review ✍️ 📚 🙌 🖤 💙 Thank you, Philly!!! ( Link here: a.co/d/8Pefqnc ) ...also, BIG THANKS to all of YOU who take the time to support Indie Authors!! YOU ARE INCREDIBLE!!!

Be prepared to go on a roller coaster as you navigate Apostate. Between the character development and the plot twists, this novel will keep you on your toes. This novel follows the POV of multiple characters as they navigate a dystopian era. Like Game of Thrones, do not find yourself attached to any one character! I appreciated each character's development and how they tied together. I must say that for this being Mr. Crumps first novel, I was thoroughly impressed. In comparison to his older work (short stories and poems) you can see the literary improvements; the attention to detail, enticing character development and profound dialogue.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 17

*every Black parent right now*

A polar bear cub stands at the entrance of a cave, looking curious and slightly cautious. Behind it, in the darkness of the cave, the silhouette of a larger adult polar bear is visible, watching protectively. The contrast between the well-lit cub and the shadowed adult creates a striking visual effect.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 16

Image with alt text

A screenshot of an email that reads "Cory Booker, U.S. Senate: Do you want to know how a lobster grows, Jennifer? It begins to feel pressure, stress, and discomfort as it presses against its hard shell. it then goes under a rock and sheds its shell, leaving it vulnerable to predators as a new shell hardens. It is pressure and discomfort that are not things to simply avoid, but are signs of growth--making ourselves vulnerable, shedding the old, forming the new. I see a lesson that can be applied to our circumstances today. Democrats across the country are working to contain the fallout from Trump's chaos and plot a path (cont'd off image)"

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Feb 3

Here's the image with Alt Text:

A "Truth" (💩-tweet) From DJT that says "South Africa is condiscating and, and treating certain classes of people VERY BADLY. It is a bad situation that the Radical left Media doesn't want to so much as mention. A massive Human Rights VIOLATION, at a minimum, is happening for all to see. The United States won't stand for it, we will act. Also, I will be cutting off all future funding to South Africa until a full investigation of this situation has been completed!" Posted Feb 02, 2025 at 3:19PM

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 27

Might be case-sensitive. If that doesn't work, try #AddToBlackSky

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 11

I've owned a few "Blue Snowball" microphones through the years (actually a thing). Always high-quality. Always <$100.

A screenshot of several (various) blue snowball microphones, all priced below one hundred dollars.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 9

Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😅

An image of Donald Tr*mp, sitting in a chair with his arm over its rim, looking tired, unhealthy, and very much like an orangutan.

Noting the physical similarities, I point out this fact by commenting "Dunston checks in {ellipses} to the White House," along with a GIF of a chubby monkey (orangutan) sitting on a rock with a smaller monkey, and putting on sunglasses. A silly joke. No real attention. No harm done--or so I think.

Two days later, there's a reply to my "Tr*mp looks like an orangutan" joke. Turns out, I've slighted both the "Dunston Checks In" and primate communities. A representative from their coalition replied to my comment "Please don't compare pleasant, peaceful, orangutans to the worst members of *your* species."... I responded with "My apologies." and a crying-laughing emoji. Consider me checked. Lol.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 7

Meanwhile... 😒

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Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Jan 1

I don't know if you're looking for just "anyone" but I'm in a similar boat. If you're interested in a trade, I'd be happy to exchange feedback! I have psychological-horror titled "Bliss".

Screenshot of the opening scene of a script titled "Bliss" by Antwan Crump.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Nov 19

Therapist: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me in 5 Years:

Denzel Washington from "The Book of Eli" holding a sword and preparing to fight off dystopian bandits in a decrepit room. This is one of my tamer future predictions.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Nov 13

Feels like these mfers gonna announce The Purge any minute now... 🤦

- November 12, 2024 -

STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I am pleased to announce that the Great Elon Musk, working in conjunction with American Patriot Vivek Ramaswamy, will lead the Department of Government Efficiency ("DOGE"). Together, these two wonderful Americans will pave the way for my Administration to dismantle Government Bureaucracy, slash excess regulations, cut wasteful expenditures, and restructure Federal Agencies - Essential to the "Save America" Movement. "This will send shockwaves through the system, and anyone involved in Government waste, which is a lot of people!" stated Mr. Musk.

Antwan Crump@antwancrump· Nov 8

I'mma need a day or two....