Colleen M

@arcsecant

Stop killing. Start growing. 🌲 📍Seattle

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Colleen M@arcsecant· Feb 20

Was trying to figure out why the Gen Zish trend of wearing overpriced mary jane flats to the office was weirding me out, then remembered how 99% of my female friends in high school tore their feet to shreds in these bad boys. #DontDoIt

A round-toe, black cotton mary jane sandal with a thin rubber sole. I think you used to be able to get them in packs of 3 at Pier 1. My god, the death grip these things had on teenage/20-something suburban girls in 1994.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 15

We are ready.

I am sporting a handmade black mask of an unsmiling human face with long antlers. My chocolate lab is in frame, freaking out, licking it, and making honking noises.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 3

Hope Monty is now enjoying the surprise sun as much as this guy.

A very choclatey lab suns his snoot while curled up with a fuzzy gray blanket.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 2

His best angle.

A close up of a chocolate lab snoot, lip flaps a-flapped, while he luxuriates on his person’s lap during the holidays.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Dec 26

Plans for this evening:

3 Japanese capybaras at Izu Shaboten Park enjoy a hot springs soak surrounded by, what I think are, yuzu. They look serene and content.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Dec 24

A snoozy Chocolate Lab relaxes on Christmas Eve and watches the rain from his forest green, seasonally appropriate duvet.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Nov 12

Taking notes on a meeting currently with this pen as a large lab snores behind me. 👌

A hand holding a grass-green pen that reads “THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL” down the barrel.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Oct 31

Yoga snooze, activate.

A senior chocolate lab is curled up with his back paws folded up to his snoot. His head rests on a stuffed fish toy.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Sep 21

Can’t stop staring at the scale of these trees outside the hotel. Seattle move-in is today. 🎉🌲

View of endless huge, leafy and evergreen trees from the eighth floor of a Seattle-suburbs hotel room. It is perfectly gloomy and raining.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Aug 10

I can't even call her an "old" person at 64 but... (just the recluse living in an abandoned castle with her animals and talking to no one part. What a champion.)

Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin (Enya) pictured at a Grammy event with the headline "Enya's Reclusive Life: Multi-Millionaire 'Sail Away' Singer Lives in Irish Castle with Her Cats"

Colleen M@arcsecant· May 19

TALL GRASS IS THE BEST

Extreme snoot close-up of a wide-eyed, very silly chocolate lab upside down between his humans on a couch.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Apr 13

Greetings from DIA. Why are they hoarding small children here?

A takeaway coffee and DIA’s gray confetti carpet—not quite the pizzazz of PDX’s

Colleen M@arcsecant· Apr 11

I had to share my brother’s excellent text on how to find him when I got to JAX (IYKYK)

“I’m camped out in the seafoam/rocking chair/piano area outside of security”

Colleen M@arcsecant· Mar 24

In a frivolous break from hellmouth politics, I am being RTO'd in three weeks—which means I suddenly have to care about the state of my pants/shirts on a regular basis for the first time in 5 years. Is uh, this what we're supposed to look like in the office now? Just checking.

A model in absurdly wide black ponte trousers and a black biker jacket demonstrates Office-to-Blade-Rave chic.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Feb 23

Colleen M@arcsecant· Feb 18

Sending excellent morning stick-find wishes for your prosperity and happiness.

A chocolate lab ferociously gnaws on an excellent 3-pronged stick he found, bathed in morning light.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Feb 13

Couldn't remember if I still had any "beach" photos on my phone but search yielded interesting/hilarious results. Share yours, if you're so inclined!

A cold, windy visit to the black sand-and-rock beach at Snæfellsbær in Iceland, a perfect backdrop for goth or black metal band photos.

A funk band performing outside a brewery that's right on the beach in Huntington Beach, CA. It's Halloween afternoon, and the bassist is dressed as Steve Zissou from the Life Aquatic with a red beanie and light blue uniform shirt with scrub pants. A woman dressed as a wizard in a red cloak dances in the foreground, accompanied by an uncomfortable chihuahua on a leash that seems to be rethinking his/her loyalties to the wizard.

A back porch table/lounge scene in Seattle, WA. It's a late afternoon in the spring with low golden sunlight peeking over the porch rail in the background. A can of Bosk "Goth Beach Party" Schwarzbier is centered in the shot.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 30

The perpendogulus lies on his back, again at a 90 angle to the human inhabitants of the bed.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 6

Garden gnome tracking index: 9:45 AM - Can still see the hat

A snow-covered back garden where a garden gnome is obscured by snow except for the top 2" of his hat.

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 6

Welp, glad we moved our flight. Can't imagine this would've gotten sorted by 6 AM tomorrow. When I checked the weather for this chunk of time while packing, the forecast was 48 and partly cloudy. 🥴

Snowy trees and a snowy deck shot from a back window showing about 4" of snow already fallen

Colleen M@arcsecant· Jan 2

Very confused that I'm seeing this featured practically everywhere. I _still_ have PTSD from this stuff—why in the world are people nostalgic for it?

Colleen M@arcsecant· Dec 28

A blessing and offering to the timeline for prosperity and doggo joy in the new year