Ashlie Weeks, Esq.
@ashlieweeks
Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & baseball fan. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's. Jason Statham stan account.
There's not a Waffle House regular who would think this was even remotely odd. Even outside of Florida.
a) This pic is creepy asf b) it's totally sus. When photoshop 1st came out my friend photoshopped me n2 a pic w Denzel Washington bc I'm obsessed w him. Remember Out of Time/The Pelican Brief? He's The Equalizer too. I mean my holy goodness. Wait I've derailed. Anyway it's giving off Denzel/me vibes
Maybe the health secretary who is not a doctor or a scientist and was addicted to heroine and has brain worms can bring back the medieval Dancing Plague of 1518.
Me graduating from law school. Haven't aged a day. Yes that's a flower in my hair because I'm extra.
I've purchased baking soda less white than the DOJ's civil rights division
Because he's an unqualified reality tv show character and we're living in a simulation from hell.
Me looking up MAGA endorsements of sexual predators that were never rescinded.
2day is this handsome boi's 6th bday. @themachetiedawg.bsky.social has been my guard dog, my buddy, my wrestlemania partner, my son, my guardian, a brother & the biggest cuddle bug who's afraid of paint rollers, paper airplanes & the clear plastic containers for the Christmas decor. Happy bday🎉I❤️u
Time to resurrect my Jason Miller portrait. I worked really hard on this.
THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED BECAUSE IT'S IN THE F'ING CONSTITUTION
My neighbor is really snooty to me. MACHETIE barks at her. Not his scary bark like when I'm in danger but I'm sure he's telling her she's stupid & her outfit is ugly & my car is better than hers & her funky odor is exacerbated by her being an a**hole. I'm pretty sure that's what he's saying.
The big guy sat on the little guy to cuddle us both and the little guy patted his bum
I went to the fair in Bell Buckle, Tennessee and the gathering around the tent selling painted walking sticks for $5 was larger.
He looks Iike he's gonna turn this car around if we don't behave. Also I do not have one of these.
He's an extremely handsome very big boi He's told this EVERY SINGLE WALKIE
MACHETIE as we're walking when a man rolls his window down whilst driving to flirt with me