Ashlie Weeks, Esq.

@ashlieweeks

Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & baseball fan. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's. Jason Statham stan account.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· 28d

MACHETIE:

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· 28d

And a horsie gave me a smooch

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· 28d

Remember when I became besties with a camel

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· 29d

There's not a Waffle House regular who would think this was even remotely odd. Even outside of Florida.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 13

a) This pic is creepy asf b) it's totally sus. When photoshop 1st came out my friend photoshopped me n2 a pic w Denzel Washington bc I'm obsessed w him. Remember Out of Time/The Pelican Brief? He's The Equalizer too. I mean my holy goodness. Wait I've derailed. Anyway it's giving off Denzel/me vibes

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 13

Maybe the health secretary who is not a doctor or a scientist and was addicted to heroine and has brain worms can bring back the medieval Dancing Plague of 1518.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 11

Me graduating from law school. Haven't aged a day. Yes that's a flower in my hair because I'm extra.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 11

I've purchased baking soda less white than the DOJ's civil rights division

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 11

Because he's an unqualified reality tv show character and we're living in a simulation from hell.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 8

It's what led to the collapse of the Mayan civilization.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 8

Mitch McConnell will be reunited with his last cat.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 8

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 7

Me looking up MAGA endorsements of sexual predators that were never rescinded.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 6

2day is this handsome boi's 6th bday. @themachetiedawg.bsky.social has been my guard dog, my buddy, my wrestlemania partner, my son, my guardian, a brother & the biggest cuddle bug who's afraid of paint rollers, paper airplanes & the clear plastic containers for the Christmas decor. Happy bday🎉I❤️u

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 4

Legendary comment

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 3

Seconded

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jul 1

Time to resurrect my Jason Miller portrait. I worked really hard on this.

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jun 30

THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED BECAUSE IT'S IN THE F'ING CONSTITUTION

Ashlie Weeks, Esq.@ashlieweeks· Jun 29

My neighbor is really snooty to me. MACHETIE barks at her. Not his scary bark like when I'm in danger but I'm sure he's telling her she's stupid & her outfit is ugly & my car is better than hers & her funky odor is exacerbated by her being an a**hole. I'm pretty sure that's what he's saying.