Tom Crowley
@atomcrowley
Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my award-winning sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com
Crowley Time Live: Link’s Gambit… And More! 🎭 The Old Red Lion, Islington. ⏰ Tonight, 7:30pm. 💃🕺 With Beth Eyre, Tom Neenan and Odinn Orn Hilmarsson! live.crowleyme.com
In just one week, on Tues 14th July, we're bringing Crowley Time Live: Link's Gambit to the Old Red Lion Theatre in Angel for one last London performance! Plus support from Tom N and Odinn! Tix: live.crowleytime.com @tpneenan.bsky.social @betheyre.bsky.social @odinnoh.bsky.social
It’s only the title theme for a visual novel for the Sega CD, you don’t have to go too hard (MAN PLAYING PIANO ON FIRE MEME)
I’m trying to think of a work of art that’s better than this and I can’t, I can’t do it.
Hello! Hang on, is that @davidkbarnes.com and me? What? What are those two up to? Find out soon!
Well that’s the last time I play the tart for you, Jerry. RIP to a truly great one. 💔
Thanks to all the Crowleypals who joined me for spiced rum, hog bits and fun facts at the Mastchris Party livestream last night! It was warm. If you want to join the next one, whenever it may be, make sure to sign up to the Crowley Time Patreon! patreon.com/crowleytime
And the exclusive Patreon bonus this month is the first ever recorded Mastchris greeting! Discovered in the Sidcup bible in 1998 by a man piss drunk on Carling Black Label. Here's a preview! Unlock the whole image at patreon.com/crowleytime
It's here! Jolly Mastchris! And if you're reading this, it means you survived Captain Mast Chris's deadly midnight raid. Hooray! Why not celebrate by listening to this year's Crowley Time Mastchris Special, on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
My next Happier Scriptwriting course begins on Monday evening (UK time)! Want to make your writing easier, more fun and more effective in six weekly lessons? Without leaving the comfort of your office chair? Then this is the course for you! crowleytom.com/teaching
7pm, Tue 14th July at the Old Red Lion Theatre! I'm celebrating winning a Golden Lobe with one last Link's Gambit guest starring Tom Neenan and Beth Eyre, plus support from Tom N and Odinn Orn Hilmarsson! Tickets: live.crowleytime.com @tpneenan.bsky.social @betheyre.bsky.social @odinnoh.bsky.social
It’s official! Thanks to Mikey from @cheerfulearful.bsky.social for meeting up to hand this over.
Gee, I heard that the cool cats over at the Crowley Time Patreon just got all the details of the 2026 livestreamed Mastchris Party, coming in June! Maybe you could join them and find out what it's all about? patreon.com/crowleytime
The super-cheapo £15 taster session for my Happier Scriptwriting course is TOMORROW (Sat 30th May)! Live on Zoom. If you want to get some inspiration, have a new idea and get some writing done all in 2 hours, sign up! crowleytom.com/teaching
🤣 Pretending to be on the phone and saying all my li’l guy’s favourite words to get his reaction!! 🐾
Last call! I’m going to this workshop at the New Actors Centre at the Marylebone Theatre tomorrow, 2pm, Tues 26th May. Learning Ayckbourn from Skilbeck is an opportunity not to be missed! www.newactorscentre.org/products/the...
Lifeforce (1985). Anyone who went to see this based on its publicity and claimed it didn’t deliver what it promised is a liar. Some of the most excessive practical effects I’ve ever seen, Dominick Hyde is an SAS tough guy, Frank Finlay is pseudo-Quatermass, Patrick Stewart’s face explodes, 10/10.
📝 My Happier Scriptwriting course is back! • 2hr taster session Sat 30th May, only £15! • Next full 6-lesson course starts Mon 22nd June. crowleytom.com/teaching
🧔🏼♂️ TOM’S TOP TUNES 🎷 A second, separate recommendations thread for songs that I think are good and nice to listen to. I am christening this thread with this image of Bolaji Badejo, the man who played the alien in Alien, listening to records.
Caught On A Train (1980), brilliant early TV outing for Poliakoff centred around an absolutely mesmerising Peggy Ashcroft and Michael Kitchen. Two opposite train passengers clash on a journey through Europe. On iPlayer, freshly restored and looking stunning: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...