Bank of Mercia
@bankmercia
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Fyrdy, DT Unlicensed goats, tax evasion and still outstanding payments for the cart licence... Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Dues Brothers has been approved
Our benevolent Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social is off to work tomorrow. Clean shaven, new bag, new hat. We wish Him all the very best, and hope that he remembers to fill out the tax and National Insurance forms
Probably no more than 6 kms from her starting point, but nearly 30kms on the dial, and 2 hours in, this is still #NormalForNess @un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Having cycled nearly 5 kms in around 35 minutes @un-ness-assary.bsky.social finds herself back within around 100m of her starting point (there appear to have been some interesting detours as well) #NormalforNess Live tracker here livetrack.garmin.com/session/3cd1...
You have to understand that Squiggs just doesn't have the true Mercian accent. Only those that sound like Noddy Holder can truly lead the great nation of Mercia
The sack has to be *filled* Given life expectancy in Wülferhampton, I'm willing to accept a sackload instead of one a year for life
Could have been worse At least I didn't get as low as violence I wonder who that makes me think of...
Don't get His hopes (and heart rate) up I've booked Him this specialist for home visits @wulfhelm.bsky.social
The DL, Fyrdy and Bank (along with Bob the Big Bastard Cat) after sampling Squiggs' "alternative" foodstuffs
These are you Mercian budget headlines 1. Freeze on “Spud Tithe Free Allowance” — incomes from potato-based yields will no longer enjoy threshold protection; many smallholders will get taxed more. (cont'd to pt 94)
To keep Mercia at the forefront, your Bank has been investing in Æthelric’s Intellect, a contraption forged by the Alchemists of Mercia at the behest of the Dear Leader himself. AI sits in The Vaults Annex, producing cryptic pronouncements (“Thou hast insufficient potatoes for that transaction”).