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Playing old Nintendo games on Twitch (twitch.tv/BBQdotgov) & YT ( Aspiring to be Surgeon General of barbeque. Not government affiliated (yet).

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y bbqdotgov.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

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Go all in

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Handwritten sign at a Yankees playoff loss that reads:

THE STINKEES

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· 19d

@opg.bsky.social this guy also can smell the leather

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· 25d

Fuck it we’re doing six seasons

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· 25d

Disputes arise over the ownership of passport paperwork in 1930s Morocco

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jul 7

You forgot your drink

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jul 6

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 24

Put another way:

Photo of Spencer Hall holding up a copy of his tweet saying “Again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you”

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 16

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 9

LOOOOL great ESPN corporate synergy

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 8

wait WHAT

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 4

Playin' em 1-6 as I roll 'em baybeeeeeee

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 3

Lawsky: new common law tort just dropped!

Street level folding sign outside an area bar that reads in chalk:

Soup: Brocoli (sp) & cheese
Shot: Kamikaze $4
draft: 420 $5.99

NEW Dubai chocolate tort (spelled tort, not torte)

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Jun 1

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 31

Don’t wanna wash your hands? Then Guile says:

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 31

*waves in Mid-South Airlines* @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 26

Memorial Day is quite the proper day to Remember Some Guys, such as: @davidjroth.bsky.social

1993-94 Fleer Excel baseball card for Peoria Chiefs pitching prospect Amaury Talemaco (which the card misspells - his last name is actually Telemaco, a name that my phone interestingly tried to autocorrect to Telemachus)

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 26

Father Christmas took up Pilates this spring? Wow, we're gonna have

promotional photo of 2025 Texas League all-star Alimber Santa

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 22

Waffle House generator sign, but instead it says ULM MENTIONED

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 18

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 17

Pick a Bond villain from a photo you already have in your phone.

80s photo of Bea Arthur with a bright pink background

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· May 12

The GameStop offer:

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Apr 25

Today's @newap-georgia.bsky.social donation "honors" Mrs BBQ's 2025 Wisconsin Badgers offense. A kids' table offensive output, so I used some LI'L PARDNER kids menu math (thanks @hollyanderson.bsky.social) to arrive at a total donation of $178.80. 135th of 136 is good, right? @edsbs.bsky.social

Summary of the math for this year's EDSBS Charity Bowl donation of $178.80, which reads as follows:

Mrs BBQ's Wisconsin Badgers 2025 offense: 135 (rank out of 136 teams) + 19 total TDs + 12 games + 12.8 PPG = $178.80 in horrific ineptitude. Watching that offense filled me w/ spite!

Thank you screen for NAP donation showing Spencer's giant "get you a biscuit" visage, skillfully image edited to replace IRL name w/ BBQ and redact the last 4 digits of the credit card used.

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Apr 23

This guy approves

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Apr 22

They’re the same picture meme dot jpg

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Apr 15

Quote post with something good that lasted longer* than the Confederacy (1861-1865) *unverified but I like it

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Apr 11

Pedants today: "Grrr kids don't learn to write in cursive anymore! Kids don't know how to write anymore - the world's going to hell!" Pedants in 1840: "Grrr printers don't use those giant S letters that look like lower case Fs anymore! America's going to hell - I should write my Congreffman!"

A zoomed in image of the Declaration of Independence, with a couple of instances ("necessary"; "Happiness") where a lower case S looks like a cursive F ("necefsary"; "Happinefs").

BBQdotgov@bbqdotgov· Apr 2

replace Tom Wilkinson's baguettes with Pokeys