Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie. Posts are for pirate friends; random people stop being weirdos in my replies.

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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Jun 13

Literally everything about this scene is perfect, especially Izzy's little forced terror smile

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· May 6

This year for #StepOnIzzy Day, Izzy finally gets to be used as furniture!

Izzy’s face flushes almost immediately, recognizing Edward’s expression and the request in his words. There’s a humiliation to it, being used in the most literal sense, being furniture for his captain, that makes his skin warm as his cheeks pink, but there is a deeper warmth that wells within him at the thought of being of use, and that feeling pulls him to sink onto his hands and knees in front of Edward without hesitation.
Edward kicks one foot up onto Izzy’s back, then the other, crossing them at the ankle and letting his heel dig into Izzy slightly. “That’s it, mate,” he praises with a groan as he settles.
It takes everything in Izzy to not let himself shudder as pleasure rolls through him at the words, forcing himself to stay still for Edward’s benefit, remaining in place until his captain has another use for him.

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· May 6

An #EdIzzy fic from the #StepOnIzzy Redux of 2023 | Explicit. ~1400 words | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/49064485

Some Kind of Kiss
StrangeBlueGlow
Summary:

“You’re a sick fuck, you know that, Iz?” he teases, his sword, previously pointed at Izzy’s throat, swinging lower, the tip coming to rest between Izzy’s legs.

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· May 4

Did art 🌞 outside 🌞

Photo of an oil pastel sketch of lilac leaves and blooms

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· May 1

There are a lot of reasons why I don't do digital art, and this is exemplary of several of them, but it #OFMDMerMay and mermaid Ed swim fast 🧜‍♀️

Messy watercolor-y drawing with little detail of purple shark mermaid Ed

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Apr 23

Peas on Earth 🌱

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Apr 20

Today

Edit of the Kermit the Frog 4chan post meme so it reads "IT /IS/ FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER"

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Apr 14

🌱

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Apr 10

#FandomMarket goodies came!

A pair of earrings that look like orange slices

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Apr 8

nice

screenshot of weather app showing current temp as 69℉

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Apr 5

Emotionally load bearing mtn dew and snack meats I stole while setting out the tray

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 28

This is what the wip doc is looking like these days, fyi

[EdIzzy Aftercare Kink]
[Ed Rough Night]
[Old College Try fic]
[Izzy Ed’s Wedding No Show]
[ex texts]

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 23

New Canonized Tags dropped. Tag yourself, I'm "Canon-Typical Cannibalism"

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 18

Now is the time where I must balance not keeping the plastic on these seedlings too long against not letting them dry out too quickly because everything else still needs the heat mat yet

A little seedling sprouting in a seed snail, covered in plastic wrap

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 17

I must joyously inform everyone that it is spring

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 17

Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed are still out here inventing love

Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes snuggling together. They're wearing green bows for the holiday

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 16

#FandomMarket There are about 5 days left in the auction and do you know what else there are 5 left of? Stun Whale Keychains!Priced Buy-it-Now for less than $10! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 16

cool cool cool cool cool

Bright red alert box reading "Blizzard Warning"

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

And finally, this really pretty hat by Lyndzi that also somehow has no bids yet??? I overheat in winter hats, please push this out of my price range. www.32auctions.com/organization...

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

This darling little purple shark pendant by Shivani Seth of The Peculiarity Shop www.32auctions.com/organization...

#1102B Shark-Cutie Pendant (text says teal but the listing and picture are actually of a purple one)

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

This wickless candle by @cheersm3dears.bsky.social that smells like oranges and has shark teeth in it!!! This needs to go to a home with a candle warmer because I actually don't own one. www.32auctions.com/organization...

#1606D Wickless Candle - The Teeth Don't Go Back In

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

Mini Notebooks by @zstraps.bsky.social that I personally know I'd have too much anxiety to use, so someone who will appreciate them properly needs to step up here. www.32auctions.com/organization...

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

This SUPER CUTE lesbian pride cape by Leigh Harlen that currently has no bids yet???? www.32auctions.com/organization...

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

These Anti-ICE keychains by Lilac Dream Crafts - I think the pirate flag on the back is darling www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization...

#1243 Fuck ICE Pirate Flag Metal Keychain

#1244 ICE Out Pirate Flag Metal Keyechain

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 10

These Kraken jewelry items by Hook for a Head that look so cool www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization...

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 6

possessed by the spirit of edizzy inventing love again here

It’s mechanical almost, the way Izzy shoves down his sweats and Ed settles on his knees between Izzy’s legs. Ed needs it, and it isn’t like Izzy doesn’t want it, so Izzy lets it happen. It’ll be good to clear both of their heads. It might be the last time they do this. They’re both looking for new places, and once they move out, they can just talk to each other through the lawyers, see each other at mediation and court dates, no more need for stilted conversation at the breakfast table and dispassionate sex because no matter how they feel about each other after so many years, they’re still there physically, still know the best way to get each other off, so they just keep letting it happen.
Instinctually, Izzy almost reminds Ed to mind his knee. It’s been better than a decade since Ed fucked it up, and he still never puts a pillow under it to begin with, never shifts his weight without Izzy’s disaproving tut or outright order to take care of himself to remind him. But Ed isn’t going to be Izzy’s problem anymore in a few weeks, and he has to learn to take care of himself sometime or spend the rest of his life with his knee creaking and popping and aching the way it does after he comes home from doing this for other men in dingy bathrooms. Maybe it would be good for Ed to hurt. Izzy bites his lip and says nothing as Ed takes his length into his mouth.
Ed chokes himself on Izzy, like he’s trying to punish himself for something, only seems to pull back enough to take a breath when Izzy grips his silvery curls and physically pulls him away. It’s intense, the way having the full focus of Edward Teach always is, and as hard as Izzy tries to make it

last, pulling Ed back, digging his nails into his tensed muscle where his free hand rests just above where Ed’s fights to keep his thighs spread, it is almost embarrassingly soon that Izzy comes.
Even once he’s finished, Izzy has to fight to pull Ed away from him, to keep him from continuing his attentions past the point of pleasure. It’s then that he looks at Ed’s face, wet with spit and snot and tears, but Ed’s eyes continue to shine more than if he were just well used, a sob welling up from Ed’s throat before he crumples and buries his face against Izzy’s thigh.
“Eddie?” Izzy asks, half frantic, petting Ed’s hair now rather than pulling it as Ed muffles a wail against his skin.
It takes a moment for Ed to pull himself together enough to speak, although the words he manages are shaky, rough and caught in sobs. “My knee… It’s really over, isn’t it?”
As soon as Ed mentions his knee, Izzy is pulling Ed up off the floor, settling him half in his lap so the joint isn’t strained and he can get a hand on it to massage it. He stops when Ed’s tears intensify, but that just makes Ed sob harder, burying his face against Izzy’s neck and leaving him incredibly confused. “What the fuck are you on about, Edward?”
“I know we… we’re ending things… but I thought you still… you still cared… maybe you still loved me…” Ed croaks out when he can speak, “But you didn’t bitch about my knee like you always do!”

A fresh round of sobs begins again as Ed blurts out the last sentence, and Izzy can’t help but feel tears well in his own eyes at that. He does a better job of keeping himself pulled together though, cupping the back of Ed’s head and rubbing soothing circles at the base of his skull as he kisses the side of Ed’s face. “I still love you.” he assures.
Ed pulls back just enough to look at Izzy’s face at that. “You do?”
“Of course I do,” Izzy huffs, impossibly fond, “Twat.” A question remains in Ed’s eyes, and Izzy continues, “Tried to make myself not care. We’re getting a fucking divorce, Edward. You’re not mine to care about anymore.”
“I want you to,” Ed scrambles to say, pleading as he brings his hands up to cup Izzy’s face, looks into Izzy’s shining eyes. “I need you, Iz. To care about me. To love me. I know I’ve been shit, but I love you. I don’t want to lose you. We can stay together, try again, Iz, yeah?”
Izzy nods as Ed’s face blurs through the tears in his eyes. “Yeah, Eddie,” he manages, leaning in to speak against Ed’s lips, “We can try.”

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 5

They say the Buy Now stuff goes quick, so you might want to be on top of things if you want your own surprise Lone Wolf. There are only 5 of them! (I ran out of yarn)

listing for "Lone Wolf" Crochet Bunny Plushes, with photos of the little egg-shaped bunnies. #1297

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 5

'Finished' Stardew Valley.

screenshot of my character + husband Elliott at The Summit in Stardew Valley

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 3

i can never escape

screenshot of the new phasmophobia tanglewood map rework featuring the dog bowls in the dining room, which have the name Izzy on them

Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring@bbslezearring· Mar 3

You want a Stun Whale keychain