Chat, is this a lowkey slurp juice?

Looking great sir

Listen, I’m no fan of the guy, but credit where credit’s due

If your chatbot tries to make a historically accurate movie based on a story that never happened, you don’t have to deliver anything

Is that good

God damn dude this is so fucking bleak

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(Billy ocean voice)

Got a woodpecker today

Five Nights At Oski’s

Is the cure to male loneliness the Seattle ‘89 show? Lemme get a hell yeah

Maybe he’ll finally be able to do a pull-up

Stop cherry picking data, the real problem clearly is underdosing on ivermectin and colloidal silver

Hey, at least oil is cheaper now

When the 12th team is revealed

Hillary Clinton? The warmonger who lost a national election to a game show host whose casinos went bankrupt?

Which one could it be

Here you go

There has never been a better time in American history to be a complete fucking moron.

Must be a frotcast listener @billycorben.bsky.social

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There are two kinds of people; those who talk into a dildo like it’s a microphone, and those who talk into a pocket pussy like it’s a microphone