Xander 🩵 (@bighomo420) · DIRTY

Xander 🩵

@bighomo420

27. he/they and very gay 🏳️‍🌈 📍San Diego ☀️ Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🔞

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Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 3d

Dick and balls got flagged at tsa again 😔

Drawing of a person walking with their head hanging low, saying “im okay”, and they have a bunch of balls and chains attached to their ankles. The small balls say “stress” but the big ball says “big fat juicy girthy dragging on the floor back aching COCK”

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 4d

Hello?!!!

Co star (astrology app) notifications:

“Your day at a glance
Your body is your dungeon door.”
10:49 AM

“Your day at a glance
You are ready to explode.”
Yesterday, 10:47 AM

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 16d

Is this what the C in #FCF really stands for?

A tweet:

“Brie Larson [verification checkmark] @brielarson
Champagne Fridays
The post contains two images. The first is a selfie of Brie holding a champagne flute to her mouth as she smiles looking at the camera, presumably preparing to drink said champagne. The second image is another selfie, but with no more champagne. The camera is slightly further back, the lighting is not as bright as the first image, and she has a more serious expression. She is slightly smiling, almost like the Mona Lisa. [End of image descriptions]
4:55 AM • 22/10/22 • Twitter for iPhone
[End of tweet]

Dot dot dot

But also this is my face when you open this post expecting to see my cock and get Brie Larson Champagne Fridays instead. Get punked lololol.

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 17d

You heard the man! Post bush!

Bush and dick root

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 20d

If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses

A selfie of me in gold-rimmed sunglasses with black lenses and a green beach poncho with the hood up, but the hair on the front half of my head is out and wild and wavy because of beach. My lips are slightly pursed, and I’m holding up a peace sign slightly out of frame in the bottom right corner

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 21d

Yeah I’ll hop on a pretty dick thread

Penis

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 23d

beach!! ☀️🌊😎

Serving face at the beach

Is that wave gonna get me? I lift my prescription sunglasses up to look out at the ocean, but now the sun is in my eyes and I don’t have my prescription, so taking off the sunglasses made it much worse.

Hot dog legs at beach featuring MCE Creations swim trunks

Pacific Ocean and blue partly cloudy skies. The sun is bright and I am a little sunburnt about it.

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· 25d

proof of life

Selfie of me outside wearing a Chappell Roan Midwest Princess camo baseball cap

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Jul 5

Sorry I haven’t been online lately. I was at Taylor Swift’s wedding. They had me chained up in MSG for weeks before it started. She stole my fucking gallbladder.

me, a gay boy (27), taking a shirtless mirror selfie. I’m wearing magenta-ish sweatpants showing the top of my bush. I have four incisions on my abdomen (one in my bellybutton) from my cholecystectomy (gallbladder removal). I’m so skinny now *Debbie Ryan smirk*

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Jun 28

Wedding!

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Jun 12

still alive but at what cost

Selfie in sunlight

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· May 26

I bought myself some magic cards as a treat and the dopamine rush I get every time I get a shipping update email already has me planning my next order

A deer prancing through a field, mid-jump and fully airborne. The deer has a very fluffy tail and is slightly blurry due to motion blur. The caption is “YIPPEE!!!!!!!!”

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· May 14

Okay fine it’s hump day

Me taking a mirror selfie with my booty ass out. I’m turned away from the mirror but looking over my shoulder at the camera. I’m all wet.

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· May 11

I went to a wedding!

Selfie at golden hour. I’m smiling at the camera. My hair is brown and swoopy. My glasses are gold rimmed and I have small gold hoop earrings on. I’m wearing a button up shirt with a chaotic yellow and brown design, with the top few buttons unbuttoned, revealing a gold chain. The background is some dirt roads, a fence, and lots of trees.

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· May 10

Drag queen Willam saying “whores get paid, I was a slut.”

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· May 4

A monkey dressed as a baby getting professional baby photos taken and she is so special and cute and feeling herself but in a very demure a wholesome way

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Apr 24

if you see this post the light in your eyes

Me with wavy hair and glasses facing the sun. My eyes are kinda blue green and so pretty in the light if I do say so myself.

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Apr 10

No

Whoever you quoted, I have blocked

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Apr 9

Dr. Phil but he’s a green m&m

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Apr 8

The girls are fightinggggg

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Apr 7

Sapphire update: I’m the Champion!

My team in Pokémon Sapphire entering the Hall of Fame

My team from Pokémon Sapphire:
Aurora, Castform Lv. 50
Ken, Blaziken Lv. 51
Humphrey, Claydol Lv. 50
Chuck, Skarmory Lv. 50
Ophelia, Absol Lv. 52
Yolanda, Ludicolo Lv. 51

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Apr 4

Tweet from @clintoris:
“Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede”

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 31

⚠️ periodic selfie check-in to let you all know I’m still alive ⚠️

Gay guy takes selfie at golden hour. If you look closely you can see the trademark Eastern European gay porn sadness in my eyes

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 27

I never wanna hear any of you bitches complaining about gas prices again 🫩

76 gas prices, the lowest quality being $6/gal if paying with card. Diesel is almost $8/gal.

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 27

You’re telling me that Meta made this mucil?

Tiffany New York Pollard holding a cocktail and looking so upset/disgusted

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 22

Oh this is a fucking game changer!!! (not my pic)

A pre-fab house in Pokémon Pokopia that has had its exterior colors customized to be light blue walls and light purple roof/doors. There is a pink mailbox, pink Minior lamp, and green bike in front of the house, and a Ditto flag on top. Pic from @ mochiflurry on threads

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 19

ISO pokopia boyfriends. Must have a switch and be willing to play Pokopia for date nights and build a beautiful wonderland for our Pokemon tenants. Bonus points if you’re willing to include Machoke as a third. #pokopia

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 17

idk who needs to hear this but Shellos and Flygon are playing tag

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 16

I found a website for those pokemon instagram notes and this one is sending me

“Cubone” but it’s just bone emojis surrounding two crying eyes

Xander 🩵@bighomo420· Mar 16

If I send you this it means I saw you doing some gay shit and I’m gonna go tell your mom

David Hollander in the cottage looking out at Shane and Ilya kissing (not pictured)