You heard the man! Post bush!

Yeah I’ll hop on a pretty dick thread

still alive but at what cost

I bought myself some magic cards as a treat and the dopamine rush I get every time I get a shipping update email already has me planning my next order

Okay fine it’s hump day

I went to a wedding!

if you see this post the light in your eyes

No

The girls are fightinggggg

Sapphire update: I’m the Champion!

⚠️ periodic selfie check-in to let you all know I’m still alive ⚠️

I never wanna hear any of you bitches complaining about gas prices again 🫩

You’re telling me that Meta made this mucil?

Oh this is a fucking game changer!!! (not my pic)

ISO pokopia boyfriends. Must have a switch and be willing to play Pokopia for date nights and build a beautiful wonderland for our Pokemon tenants. Bonus points if you’re willing to include Machoke as a third. #pokopia

idk who needs to hear this but Shellos and Flygon are playing tag

I found a website for those pokemon instagram notes and this one is sending me

If I send you this it means I saw you doing some gay shit and I’m gonna go tell your mom

I think I have a problem

This was a draft from a couple weeks ago. Here’s an update to show you all how Pokopia saved me

I won.

cry for help

If you need a seat my face is available

Pokopia gameplay vs. the Lore:

I wish I was lying but miss babygirl laid on my keyboard and opened developer tools on chrome. She is a software dev and now it makes sense why she’s always trying to fight me