Block Me Amadeus (@blockmeamadeus) · DIRTY

Block Me Amadeus

@blockmeamadeus

Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement. A fine selection of nonsense:

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Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· 19d

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· 26d

Prettiest apocalypse this year!

A golden glowing orb suspended in a gauzy mist above a shining sea, all bathed in warm candescence that would be cozy and romantic if not for the untold horrors we know made it possible.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 11

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Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 8

I just spoke with Mitch McConnell...

"I wear the chain I forged in life," he told me. "I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will..."

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 4

Me showing up to the Orgy:

Orville Redenbacher holding a bowl of presumably his own branded pop corn. Orville was a real person who made a fortune peddling "gourmet popcorn" while sporting the dress sense and creepy smile of a third-rate undertaker.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 3

The famous "Me too, chair, me too" image of a wing back armchair that appears to be contemplating ending it all.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 2

Picture the merch.

A Bust of Caesar knife holder.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 2

Tired: Seated Liberty holding a flag and shield. Wired: Seated Liberty in a car eating a chicken sandwich.

The Seated Liberty portrait design appeared on silver United States coinage from 1836 through 1891. She had to sit during this time because she was tired, so damned tired, of us and our bullshit and only stood up again when Warren G. Harding was elected.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jul 2

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Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 30

If you see this, post your mentor

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 20

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 17

Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's tombstone.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 15

A still from the nail-biter action film "Airplane II" with a man saying "I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande" but "Macho Grande" has been awkwardly replaced with "San Recto" - an equally fictitious and absurd-sounding place name.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 15

Samsies.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 13

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Jun 12

setting up my group chat on bsky

Creepy photo of 6 skeletons sitting around a table smoking cigars in relaxed poses - no wait there's a seventh back there and - what is that? It looks like a dog's dinner dish on the floor? These skeletons have a dog? Where is the dog? Is it also a skeleton? Damn, describing this photo raises more questions than it answers...

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 22

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 22

Bonnie Tylers Outlook Schedule

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 13

Wendy from A Fish Called Wanda challenging the unlikely idea that the intruder who has appeared in her home - actually Otto the Idiot Thief - is a government agent but addressing him with the precise garbled pseudonym he gave her mere moments ago. Only "Jhostynxon."

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 12

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Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 9

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 9

No.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· May 5

An image of an artificial moon with the caption "Ce n'est pas une lune"

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Apr 27

@suntzufuntzu.bsky.social Are you two dating?

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Apr 22

To be fair, cat memes have been around a long fucken time.

Ancient Egyptian cat meme.

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Apr 20

TRADITION!

Block Me Amadeus@blockmeamadeus· Apr 18

"Yeah, I gotta get three shallow graves done before Vinnie gets back from Jersey - you got a problem with that or what?"

An email from Con Edison, the utility provider, with the subject line "Digging soon?" like this is a perfectly normal question to ask a person.