I mean, for pitching from a terrible rubber in Chucks, it could look worse

OK this goes HARD

Oh it’s a huge difference compared to Michigan From my regular dispensary:

Why does Danny Elfman look like someone cast JKR as Maui in the live-action Moana remake

Just the art in my bedroom:

This is the most car-brained thing I’ve ever seen someone say. Replace “motorcycle” with “bicycle” or “be a pedestrian” and see how outlandish it sounds

My God I feel just unspeakably powerful and sexy right now

Is this the most cursed sports image ever? It’s absolutely real, by the way, you can look it up

QS yourself being a hot good in a dress

I dunno, let’s compare to actual sister:

Uh oh, Brie figured out she’s cute

We all start somewhere

Oh my God that’s just a mom. A womanly mom.

I assume this is a Highlander situation

I told Link when we walked past this that I had to get a picture because we know someone with a Block M Totoro tattoo (@edsbs.bsky.social) Future @channel6.bsky.social after party location, @hollyanderson.bsky.social?

Who even am I now? Watching MLS on a weekday?

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There’s a reason @emoria.bsky.social made this I have to do this at least once a day

Three years ago today, @hulcricket.bsky.social brought me over here and now I’m a woman

“Oh I only drink on the weekends, it’s fine.” Well and when I’m making dinner. And if I go out. And if I’m on vacation. And if I have a day off. Was I getting absolutely hammered? No, but that’s only because I had just enough of a handle to think “what if a kid needs me?” And now?

My, how Canadian comedy has declined if this is their best

Matt, later today:

What a beautiful day the Lord has made, let us rejoice in it

I have had a really cheerful day today

*openly weeping*

Somehow, Enchirito returned

It may be smokin’ hot, but guess what, so am I

A man reviews a spreadsheet his supervisor prepared and notifies their boss.

Have a bonus order of thighs