Cam T. Mann (@camc) · DIRTY

Cam T. Mann

@camc

Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running. Letterboxd:

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Cam T. Mann@camc· 3d

We got big things coming

My hand holding a four leaf clover

Cam T. Mann@camc· 5d

Designing a baseball card game means making tributes to some of my favorite baseball talk-abouters @jonbois.bsky.social and @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

Johan “Bring the Noise” Bois
Role Player Positional - Bombardiers
Cost: 4
Hitting Ability: Fiery Fracas - If this player struck out, you may spend up to 2 tactical tokens. For each token spent do one of the following:
-Deal 1 stamina damage to the active pitcher
-Tire 1 opposing fielder

Strength Chart:
1: Groundout
2: Foul
3: Single
4: Double
5: Double
6: Homerun

Fielding Ability: Riotous Rhubarb - If a pitch is hit for a ground out, you may tire this player to also throw out a base runner of your choice

Loran Coal-walker
Champion Positional - Bombardiers
Cost: 6
Hitting Ability: Melting Soles - If this player gets a base hit, roll 2d6. For each 4+, upgrade the hit by 1 base.

Strength Chart:
1: Flyout
2: Single
3: Single
4: Double
5: Double
6: Triple

Fielding Ability: Burning Rubber - If the opposing batter gets a base hit you may tire this player to roll 2d6. For each 4+, downgrade the hit by 1 base (to a minimum of 1)

Cam T. Mann@camc· 6d

Ya boy

Thin Caucasian male with dark facial hair. Wearing a khaki Tommy Hilfiger dad hat, khaki canvas Service Works jacket, white vintage Lego “System im Spiel” shirt, black chino pants and white adidas sneakers

Cam T. Mann@camc· 15d

I love writing fluff, if you can believe it.

“Bright Mountain (formerly Dark Mountain) is where many evocators go to make a name for themselves. They do this by finding new and creative ways to fill the mountain with a vast network of mine shafts by which precious ores are extracted. The mountain received its new name when its most famous resident, Atomic Thom, moved in. A pyromancer who has somehow transformed his body into a miniature sun, Atomic Thom’s mere presence in the center of Bright Mountain has provided light to every inch of tunnels in the vast complex. When not busy with their day jobs, the evocators of Bright Mountain (including Atomic Thom himself) love to unwind by blasting holes in the baseball diamond with their explosive base hits and scorching hot pitches.”

Cam T. Mann@camc· 16d

Today’s weird car at the hospital is this right-hand drive Toyota Crown Majesta complete with Japanese tax sticker.

A white luxury sedan, probably late 90’s or early aughts. The emblem on the front is a crown and it has a Mt Fuji vanity plate.

Cam T. Mann@camc· 24d

When you want your prototypes to have little pizzazz

An index card prototype for a tcg card called “Rickety Reliever”. In the corner is a doodle of a skeleton throwing a baseball

Cam T. Mann@camc· 29d

There’s a key demographic he has an excellent chance with if he plays his cards right

A Hispanic man (Likely Mexican given that Tribal is a Mexican subculture of house music) wearing a black cowboy outfit and red boots with extraordinarily long toes, such that he would have to walk up stairs sideways

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jul 9

Can you guess which of these cards I’m more excited by?

Two baseball cards. A Stephen Gonsalves jersey card next to a 1989 Fleer Bobby Bonilla card

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jul 6

Hey Babe, whatd you get up to last ni- oh, I see.

A black and white photograph of Babe Ruth wearing his Boston jersey, except the folds and wrinkles make “Boston” look like “Bustin”

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jul 3

People act like they’re so smart when they see Special K coming but then they take a 273 power attack with no drawbacks straight to the dome. Fuck outta here with your “it’s predictable”

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jul 2

I have once again made it to Master Ball Rank. Behold, tha crew.

A screen grab of my Pokémon Champions team for regulation M-B.
Scrafty (Joey Pants)
Rotom-heat (a toaster)
Corviknight (Shin BigBird)
Kangaskhan (Special K)
Farigiraf (Geoffoeg)
Venusaur (Froggy)

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jun 18

Can I use this for age verification?

My bluesky license, declaring me a veteran with with:
Web of Trust: 5 Stars
Engagement: 5 Stars
Genrosity: 5 Stars
Velocity: 3 Stars
Streak: 3 Stars
Veteran: 4 Stars

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jun 16

Look at this guy. He has no idea he’s about to absolutely disgrace the Pittsburgh Pirates after they score 10 runs in the first.

A 1989 Steve Jeltz baseball card from Fleer. Jeltz is wearing his Phillies gear, holding a bat over his shoulder and looking inspirationally up and to the left (his right)

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jun 15

Who’s this handsome devil? (It me)

Thin Caucasian male with brown hair and facial hair wearing a tan canvas chore coat with a bright yellow label on the pocket, looking non chalant

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jun 12

For the last time, Nee-doh, I am a happily married man!

A nee-doh squeeze ball box reading “Squish me, Touch me, Pinch me, Squeeze me”

Cam T. Mann@camc· Jun 5

Goofy sternly disapproving of something Sora said, Donald cringing and waving his hands behind goofy’s shoulder

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 31

Boss: Hey, did you finish Ralph Bryant’s baseball card for the ‘87 set? Me: Yeah, made it all about Jackie Robinson just like you asked. Boss: What?

The back of a 1987 topps baseball card for Dodgers outfielder Ralph Bryant. The only writing besides Bryant’s stats is “September 1955: Dodgers’ Jackie Robinson stole home in 1st game of World Series. Jackie’s 1955 Topps card was #50”

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 31

They really didn’t have to him like that. The man invented ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction, for Pete’s sake.

A 1989 Topps baseball card of Yankees pitcher Tommy John

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 30

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood:

A shitload of pogs

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 30

I like Shohei Ohtani. I like that he’s just a good-natured himbo who happens to also be an era defining talent.

The Norman Rockwell guy

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 29

(Several of) These people think I’m cool. What’s your excuse? @goose.ski @gogurtofficial.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social @tweedle.bsky.social @porksweats.bsky.social @beardynoise.bsky.social @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com @kimmalien.bsky.social @gensibayan.bsky.social @realqrampage.fightins.online

My skycle interaction circle

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 28

Trading card design is my passion

An incredibly boring looking baseball card of Astros pitcher Mike Scott. It has grey borders and white font

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 28

Who up buying some repacks?

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 28

Old advertising material for D&D really makes the satanic panic stuff seem even more stupid and hyperbolic.

An old magazine ad for Dungeons & Dragons featuring a bunch of innocuously dressed kids around a kitchen counter, with one kid in the foreground looking at the camera. The ad copy reads “Who needs to hang around? I’ve got dungeons & dragons”

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 22

Throwback to when we went to Garden of the Gods. Colorado was so cool.

Thin Caucasian male wearing sunglasses and short sleeve button up shirt with little sasquatches on it. The top button is undone very handsomely. I’m wedged between two big-ass rocks.

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 22

Saved by the Bell but it says “Centipedes? In my vagina?”

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 21

This one‘s a great throwback

Thin Caucasian male with brown hair and glasses, white sweatshirt and green pants. I’m sitting on the arm of a couch, holding a gray short haired cat while a tuxedo long hair cat looks at me waiting for his turn

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 21

Boy, that’s an unfamiliar feeling

64 replies, 203 reskeets, and 2300 likes on my turtle post. Smashes my previous record by a factor of 10

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 19

Behold! The most cursed production vehicle of the 21st century: the Nissan Murano Cabriolet

A soft top convertible version of the mid 2000’s Nissan Murano SUV

Cam T. Mann@camc· May 19

I found a little guy in my backyard.

A Caucasian male hand holding a baby tortoise between thumb and forefinger. It has a nonplussed look on its face.