An absolutely WILD press photo for a film that pivots around each of them NOT being able to be together as a happy family. Like a bespoke haunting vision of the future you're denied. Lovely picture, mind.

You should definitely watch more films cos of the footwear. Mario's Thwomp Stompers next!

#Chichester! We're back at @chichesterft.bsky.social on Friday 24th July, with #familyfriendly comedy goodness from @robynhperkins.bsky.social (MC), Callum Straford and improvisers Comedy Sportz! Stand-up! Silliness! Extremely high chance of joining in! 🎟️ www.cft.org.uk/offstage/com...

Swindon! FAMILIES! We're gigging in the lush outdoors space that is the Town Gardens Bowl on Thursday 23rd July - join us for comedy, improv and general nonsense with @abigoliah.bsky.social MCing Callum Straford and Comedy Sportz! 🎟️ southswindonparishcouncil.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

#Halifax! FAMILIES OF YORKSHIRE! Join us at The Victoria Theatre on Saturday July 18th for family-friendly comedy excellence with musical comic Paul 'Silky' White, improvisers Anything Could Happen and stand-up Nick Doody! 🎟️ www.victoriatheatre.co.uk/whats-on/com...

Rocks FRIENDS.

Unbelievably pleasing that that is the good Dr's full name. Like "there he is, old Rockyhorrorpictureshow!"

Do you live in Edinburgh? Have an EH, KY, FK, G, ML or DG postcode? Catch us at 2:35pm at #assemblyfest Piccolo, with £8.25 tickets for Local Residents from Aug 5-9th! 🎟️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/com... 💻 Offer valid until July 26th. Good for 2 tickets per performance, max. 6 per transaction.

HULLO, KIDS. Do you want to: See us live? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Listen to our podcasts? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/podcast/ Buy our book? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/how-to-be-an... Join our classes? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/workshops Use our free comedy worksheets? comedyclub4kids.co.uk/resources/

It's 31 degrees in Andover. @katiepritchards.bsky.social is onstage in a gorilla costume. She IS singing about bananas, though. Which this costume choice is, in this weather. 🍌🎶🍌

These excellent humans are currently entertaining the children of Andover, who are confidently explaining how to tame a lion. 🦁 “Feed it a microwave" 🦁 “Wrap a string around its nose so it can’t bite your feet off” 🦁 “You can train it.” Oh yeah? “Give it a smaller cat to play with”. Oh yeah!

Fancy some family-friendly comedy excellence? www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/ Join us for shows in: ⭐ #Andover - with @katiepritchards.bsky.social ⭐ #Halifax ⭐ #Swindon ⭐ #Chichester ⭐ #CanaryWharf ⭐ #FinsburyPark ⭐ #Kirkliston Plus kids comedy classes in central London & Milton Keynes!

#Edinburgh! We're joining you early this summer, with a few EFF dates ahead of our #edfringe run! Join us at 3:35pm to see #familyfriendly #comedy from e.g. @eleanormorton.bsky.social (Friday 31st), and @turlygod.bsky.social & @mrsamsee.bsky.social (Sat 1st). 🎟️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/com...

Andover! KIDS! Join us at The Lights on Saturday 11th July for #familyfriendly comedy excellence with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social MCing @katiepritchards.bsky.social and @howardread.bsky.social! TREATS! 🎟️ thelights.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Want to be a comedian? Aged 7-18, and in/near #MiltonKeynes? Join us this Saturday at 10:15am at the Midsummer Tap for an introduction-to-stand-up session with Callum Straford and Mabel Read! 🎟️ www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/mi...

Lovely to see some pigeons saluting their Playdays hero!

Lucy Knisley's Peapod Farm books are just lovely, about moving to the country and trying to get along with your new step-family, with bonus lessons on eg tapping trees for maple syrup, as in this tome. Ideal for ages 8+. And indeed, some adults who maybe need to learn to be less Walter-ish.

Hat-tip the kids interviewing Idris Elba for www.instagram.com/reel/DaOfOSX.... Like yes, find out about his work and his childhood and who he's friends with. But also GET THE IMPORTANT QUESTION ANSWERED FIRST.

Shame Jane Austen only finished 12 chapters of Sanditon. Could happily read more of the 70yo deriding the idea of bringing a doctor to their village as it would only encourage the poor "to fancy themselves ill". Or Sir Edward, complaining about trashy novels, loving only romance fiction himself.

Edinburgh! FAMILIES! Catch us this summer at #AssemblyFest, we're got excellent stand-ups, musical acts, character comedy, ventriloquism, improv, magic and glorious sketch goodness too! 🎟️July 31 - Aug 2🎟️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/com... 🎟️Aug 5-23, 28-30🎟️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/com...

Left, Gerard Butler. Right, Grond butlers. DO 🔥NOT🔥 CONFUSE THE TWO.

This cinema listing - just IMAGINE there's a : behind the pillar! - is a beautifully concise summary of one careless arrogant cheating killer and his pliable crew meeting a cyclops, giant cannibals, pig-witch, Sirens, multi-headed vicious beastie and then a large number of boorish suitors. 🏆

Like, Enya could have sung it all ethereal and beautiful and that, but the end credits music for the last LOTR movie really really should have been Go West.

🎶All we are sayinnnng, is give peas a chance🎶

If you want historical nun fiction this is an excellent novel about the c12th mystic Marie de France, banished to a nunnery at 17, who LIVED A LIFE within its walls.

Watching Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), pondering why it's easier to believe in aliens who can power your electrical goods on/off and sunburn you at night, than that any small child would be called BARRY.

Now trying to feel cooler by just LOOKING at pictures of The Snowman relaxing in a freezer. Going okay.

@gideondefoe.bsky.social Really enjoyed the idea these two Soho shows are just the Pirate Captain serenading his best dinner.

Well if you see either of these men barrel up and ask them for a fact/song about monkeys.

Coming to #edfringe? We recommend ourselves (wahoo us!), as well as circus & physical comedy from this lovely lot: ⭐ Splash Test Dummies! ⭐ FoRT! ⭐ Afrique En Cirque! ⭐ The Palestinian Circus! ⭐ Glob! ⭐ 1 Hour of Insanity! ⭐ Black Blues Brothers! www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/2026/06/23/e...