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stoner werewolf@crowkids· 1d

Post-timeskip franky is so ugly 😔😔😔 missing this king

A picture of pre-timeskip Franky from One Piece, with his tall pompadour and Hawaiian shirt

stoner werewolf@crowkids· 1d

Computer... enhance

A zoomed in crop of a group picture of the straw hat pirates from one piece. Franky is grinning and looking to the right, and Robin is below him cupping his jaw with one hand.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· 5d

We're in punk hazard now and. new one piece girlfriend alert

A screenshot of Money from the One Piece anime. She's a green-haired woman with wings instead of arms and long taloned legs wearing a tank top reading HAPPY. She's sitting on a bar stool reading a newspaped.

A panel of Monet from the One Piece manga. In this one her wings are spread and she's flying over Zoro and Tashigi, who look up at her, startled.

Another screencap of Monet from the anime. In this one she's wearing thick round glasses and writing with a quill pen. You can see both where her shoulders become wings and her impressive bazongas.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· 20d

So few of you understand my vision...

A screenshot from AO3 reading "4 works in Blackwall/Vivienne (Dragon Age)"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· 20d

Haven't been posting much about this playthrough but look at them...

A screenshot of op's inquisitor from da:i. They're an elf with a swirling face tattoo over one eye, freckles, delicate eyebrows and a shaved head. They're wearing intricate armor, a shield visible strapped to their back, and lit by blue light.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Jul 7

Oh, thanks, I actually already know the solution to this one and you won't believe how easy it is

A headline from the Washington Post that reads: The Post Most: How to stop ChatGPT from ruining how you think"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Jun 28

Beach trip was cancelled this weekend due to rain so instead I spent two days making brioche and i'm so pleased with the results

Two relatively even braids of brioche dough on a lightly floured table.

Two braided loaves of brioche, beautifully golden brown on top

One of the loaves from the previous picture, sliced so you can see the yellow crumb inside

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Jun 25

i don't remember a lot of the plot other than the genders but here's my summary of this novel from the time lmfao

a tweet from @crowkids on twitter from 2020: "scott bodyswapped into someone else in a mental hospital: bodyhorror, orphanage ptsd, feeling profoundly alone. kurt bodyswapped into someone else in a mental hospital: MILFS! MILFS! MILFS!"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Jun 25

it's called X-Men: Dark Mirror and there is SO much gender going on in there

An excerpt from X-Men: Dark Mirror by Marjorie Liu, which reads, "He did not hear an alarm, but as he stood with his ear pressed to the door and pretended he was still a whole man—without breasts—he heard the distant slam of a door and the sound of running. A muffled shout, more pounding feet, bangs and thumps—a very loud "damn:—and then, finally, a shuffling noise just beyond his door and the sense that, yes, someone had been standing there all along. Logan wished he had something to make a barricade with. His thick skull would probably do the trick."

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Jun 16

I forgot halfway through character creation whether I'd chosen male or female elf and ended up with the most nonbinary bitch of all time

A picture of OP's inquisitor from dragon age: inquisition. They're a freckled elf with a twining black tattoo over one eye, a shaved head, and long prominent ears. They're wearing fur-lined leather armor.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· May 25

Kind of obsessed with the Wikipedia image for malayotyphlops ruficauda, the red-tailed blind snake, which appears to be a postage stamp from the Philippines. Look at that font!

An image from the Wikipedia entry for malayotyphlops ruficauda, or the red-tailed blind snake.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· May 21

sal buscema's mj........ 🥰🥰🥰

A panel from spectacular spider-man of mary jane watson-parker standing with aunt may and peter parker. She is as tall as Peter, both of them taller than May, and has strong brows and jaw and a dimple in her cheek.

A panel from spectacular spider-man where MJ and Peter are embracing. She is taller than him in this one, her hair long and wavy, and she's popping her foot.

Two more panels from spectacular spider-man showing off MJ's amazing hair, cleft chin, green eyes, and cheekbones.

A final panel of MJ where she is lounging in green pajamas, cleavage out, watching some old sci fi movie on tv.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· May 19

Really normie list I feel like but I am who I am

A sicko/dark trope ranking list: 1. Monsterfucking, 2. Homoerotic cannibalism, 3. Accidental voyeurism, 4. Lord/vassal dynamics, 4. (tied) Psychological horror, 5. doomed relationships, 6. psychological horror, 7. dubious consent, 8. sex pollen, 9. romantic stabbing, 10. mutilation

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Apr 23

[nodding] my educated neighbor asiago....

A cropped screencap of April 23rd's Connections puzzle with four blocks reading "my" "educated" "neighbor" "asiago"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Apr 14

I'M FREE

The Nicole Kidman celebrating her divorce meme

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Apr 14

[deliriously] haha blaze it

A screenshot of a microsoft teams meeting duration timer which reads "4:20:44"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Apr 6

Immediately feel like this

An image of a smiling baby holding pastel-colored plush weights next to a box that reads "baby's first fitness set"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Mar 30

me every time i make genuinely serious emotional posts about cumplane

A screenshot of a post from tumblr user ivipl1 which reads, "nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life."

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Mar 20

Found something amazing today

A picture of a book called SUN TZU FOR WOMEN.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Mar 13

Book rec I GUESS in that if you like me are a person who has trouble feeling and experiencing anger, this book will make you absolutely furious. I'm 2/3rds of the way through it sitting at the bar just absolutely spitting mad at every single person involved in private equity

The cover of the book Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream by Megan Greenwell. It depicts an abandoned parking lot outside a building where you can faintly see the silhouette of a removed Toys R Us sign.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Mar 5

Anyway I need a version of this that's like. I hate copaganda. the grip the crime genre has on the American imagination has normalized paranoid racism, ableism, and authoritarianism. but I love when a charismatic busybody solves a murder in a charming seaside town full of intricate family drama

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Mar 5

Help I'm high and trying to find a specific meme tweet

A search history of various phrases including "hate the monarchy" "divine right of kinds "therapist" "who doesn't?" "love when a chosen heir" "meme"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Mar 3

Lmfao bots trying to network with me on my cumplane fic where airplane is trans deadbeat dad (recovering)... of all places....

A bot comment on the AO3 fic "can't erase the day," asking the author to move to Instagram to discuss "an idea that might shift the effect in an unexpected direction."

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 27

to clarify. technically jake / jacqueline can transgender themself at will, because his mutant power is that he's a (very inconvenient) shapeshifter. however. she then just gets stuck like this and is a hot girl forever. and it is implied she's stuck bc she Wants to be

A panel from Gambit (2000) of Jake / Jacqueline, now a long-haired, naked muscled woman wrapped in a sheet. Her dialogue bubble reads, "Remy, have I told you how much I hate you today?" Gambit's narration bubbles read, "Jacob Gavin Jr. has complete control over the totality of his cellular structure. The process to change his appearance takes hours, but the results are obviously.... / All-Encompassing!"

Several panels from Gambit (2000) of Jacqueline Gavin. On the left is a circular panel with her looking over her shoulder, saying in distress, "I can't chang back into a man!" Two horizontal stacked panels on the right depict her on the left and Gambit on the right, looking at her, his shirt open. In the top panel, Gambit is saying, "I think you *want* to stay a woman." Gavin responds, "Shut up. Let's go to New Orleans, and then can we please go home?" In the bottom panel, Gambit is continuing to just look at her, and she says, "What? / What's that look for?"

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 27

gambit is really gay for this guy even before he gets hit by the transgenderism beam btw

A panel from Gambit (2000) of Jake (later Jacqueline) Gavin, a young man with floppy dark hair, speaking in front of a boardroom on some kind of futuristic virtual videoconferencing machine. A dialogue bubble reads, ">shzzkk< Thank you all for granting me this audience. I represent a party interested in nothing less than improving the status quo of the entire planet!"

Interspersed with this dialogue are Gambit's narration boxes, which reads, "He's got Cruise's scruffy charm and a radio announcer's voice. He had them at hello."

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 24

Took a break from simultaneously trying to do my homework, apply for scholarships, and do my job to build a snowman (well, a snowbear) with my beautiful wife @aasterisms.bsky.social. Cannot recommend this highly enough. Look at him

A bear built out of snow, wearing a multicolored scarf. He's in three-quarters view staring pondering into the distance.

A head-on view of the same snowbear, which reveals his charmingly crooked eyes.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 17

This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

A picture of Moomin, a funny little white cat with big dark eyes. She's lying on her side on a bed with pink and pale green sheets, paused mid-stretch with her front legs stuck out and her back legs hanging off the bed, and her tail is curled up against her haunch like a C.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 9

LEFTISTLY

SpongeBob meme of him holding out both arms, eyes huge, as he's about to be squished by a boulder.

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 3

Today is the first time the stew has been undisturbed (other than stirring it occasionally and adding water so it wouldn't evaporate too much) for longer than 12 hours. I have to say, something about leaving it for that long is unsettling, but it still tastes pretty good (after I salted it a bit).

stoner werewolf@crowkids· Feb 1

Day 29, 30, and 31: I have been falling down in my stew documentation but we have continued and she is beautiful. Today is the LAST DAY OF STEW... except we're enjoying it so much that it's not. My wife and I have decided that we'll continue the stew!