Dani Vaughn Bea

@danivaughnbea

Current obsession: Chaos Gardening. I play video games, sometimes draw, sometimes bake, sometimes go adventuring. The resident animals are 2 dogs (Zadie and Coco) and 2 cats (Mabel and Dipper).

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Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 25d

Yeah man, I got grit in my teeth when I went out to check on the green beans. Happy Fire Season.

Screenshot of an alert on my phone that reads: Public safety message.
The air quality is ranging from Very Unhealthy to Hazardous in Spokane County. The Spokane Regional Health District is asking that everyone take steps to reduce their exposure by staying indoors as much as possible. We expect Very Unhealthy to Hazardous air quality through Saturday afternoon, possibly Sunday morning.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 25d

My first manual was a 2005 solar yellow xB! I fully intended to drive that car till I died but a few years ago someone stole it, stripped it, and spray painted it blue with a black racing stripe. Fully totaled. I've got a manual Subaru now. It's not the same. 😭

The hood of my car spray painted badly. The paint is all over the headlights. But hey, it's got a cool racing stripe!

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 26d

Six quarts of Irish bean and cabbage stew, all preserved and whatnot. I don't know if an entire day of my life was worth it. Canning is hard. Ask me again when we crack these bad boys open this winter. 😂

Six big canning jars full of the stew. They're sitting on a dish towel on the counter to spend the next 24 hours cooling. Zadie, a tan min pin chihuahua mix, is peeking around the corner to investigate.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 26d

Mabel and Dipper as babies 🥹

Mabel and Dipper, two white cats when they were about four months old. Dipper is the bigger kitty, with his head resting on his sister's tummy. Mabel is on her back, curled around Dipper's head, with a paw on his cheek.
Both their eyes are closed.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 27d

STOP THE PRESSES I'VE GROWN A GREEN BEAN A monumental achievement for all humankind. Now accepting all praise in the form of a heartfelt haiku.

A single green bean on the vine, grown by yours truly

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 28d

Two pictures from today: a bee resting in my marigolds and Dipper resting on my leg.

A bee hanging out on an orange marigold, taking a break from collecting pollen.

Dipper, a white cat, with his paw on my leg and his chin on his paw. He's a sleepy boy. Also, yes, I'm covered in cat hair. Hazard of pet ownership.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 28d

Prototype Prepotente is done! Mistakes were made, I learned a lot, and I know where I want to make changes. I think I'm ready to buy yarn and give my pattern a shot for real! (Body and head were modified from Stephanie Buckner's Mushroom Guy pattern.)

A crochet Prepotente from Dungeon Crawler Carl. Pony is green and white with tan horns and black plastic eyes. He's wearing a green robe with trim and a yellow belt with a pink potion bottle on his hip. The colors were just whatever I grabbed at the time and won't be the final colors.

Robeless Pony. He's got a cute pudgy white body.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· 29d

Egg noodles, mango, and cashews plus home grown carrots, garlic, and onion. All in vegetable broth and coconut milk and spices. Even though my multicolored canned carrots looked horrific, it was a tasty dish 😊

A pile of the aforementioned dish in a black and white flower patterned bowl. It looks and is delicious!

Carrots from my garden, pressure canned a few days ago. They used to be orange, white, and purple. The orange carrots are still orange but the purple and white are a horrifying, zombie gray.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 13

It's July 12th, stop setting off fireworks you barely sentient piss buckets.

An angry cartoon preacher pointing at a church and saying, "Go to the church and ask God to forgive you!"

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 12

Trying to figure out how to make a little robe for my crochet Prepotente but so far it looks like a ninja turtle mask 😂😂😂

The start of a green crochet robe with two arm holes for the eventual sleeves. It does look like a discount ninja turtle mask.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 11

Had to get creative with the drying rack. Not enough room for all the onions and garlics!

A whole pile of onions and garlics on a D I Y drying rack

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 11

One and a bit more jars of carrots. I did hot pack last time, so this time I did raw pack because I wasn't to see the difference. Also, I love that the fancy purple carrots dye the water. I wonder if the white carrots will soak it up and I'll have pink carrots 😂

Two quart canning jars with orange, white, and purple carrots in them. In the less full jar, you can see the water has been dyed purple.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 11

Frenchie agrees

A picture of Frenchie from Our Flag Means Death. The text reads, "Yeah, Cats Are Terrifying, Everyone Knows That, 'Cause They re Witches And They Got Knives In Their Feet. "

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 11

😍

The crochet horns on a crochet goat head. It's green and white because I just wanted to see if my idea would pan out before I committed to buying yarn.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 11

Stop what you're doing and look at the cutest little pair of goat horns I just made. (Taking a break from blankets to make a prototype Prepotente.)

Two little tan crochet goat horns. They've got ridges! They're curly! I'm very proud of them.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 10

I was wondering when my green beans would do something other than look miserable lol they're finally flowering!

Closeup of green beans on a metal trellis. There's some buds and a single white flower. Green beans incoming!

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 9

On average, round 2 carrots (which were planted in bare, rocky, sad soil on a whim) are much bigger and more carrot shaped than the ones I planted in good soil. Lesson learned: carrots are ungrateful bastards 🤨

Orange, white, and purple carrots in a red colander. Some are pretty big. A few a teeny. Most of them are crooked. But they're mine from my garden.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 9

This year's scratching post theme is Under the Sea

A cat condo with multiple levels, one of which is fish shaped and one is the head of a shark

Mabel and Dipper, two white cats, already on the thing before I could move it into place

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 8

I'm choosing to belive I caught Mabel in a moment of joy and amazement over her and Dipper's 3rd birthday present, and not that I captured the beginning of a yawn as she "helps" with assembly. 😂

Mabel, a white cat, inside a cardboard box with the pieces of what will be the cat's new scratching post and perch.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 8

Biblically accurate angel

Mabel and Dipper, two white cats, cuddling on a white blanket. They're laying so three limbs and two heads are in view. Impossible to tell what bit goes to which cat

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 7

🎵 I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎵

Just some tall green grass and little purple flowers. There's absolutely not a white cat named Mabel out of focus in the background staring through the grass at the camera.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 7

Sometimes I draw things (C2C crochet blanket design for my roomie)

A pixel art version of R2-D2 standing on a gray planet surface. Behind him is a colorful galaxy.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 7

Mabel cosplaying as baby Dipper lol (His little gray stripe disappeared as he got bigger, only a few dark hairs remain 😭)

Mabel, a white cat with one blue eye and one yellow eye, lying on the concrete outside. She's got a stripe of dirt on the top of her head.

Mabel and Dipper when they were about the months old. They're awkwardly passed out on a gray blanket. You can see the gray stripe on top of Dipper's head.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 6

Twiiins

Mabel and Dipper, two white cats, lying on a white blanket facing each other. Their heads are close enough that their noses are almost touching.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 5

Zadie pooped herself in my bed last night. This morning I discovered Coco peed in her dog bed. Great job patriots. You literally scared the piss and shit out of my sweet pups. When you set off fireworks, this is who you're hurting.

Coco, a chocolate lab dachshund mix, and Zadie, a tan min pin chihuahua mix. They're in the back of my car after a fun time at the dog park. Coco's got a big grin on her face with her tongue all the way out, and Zadie looks like she needs a nap.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 5

People are setting off big enough fireworks in my neighborhood that my DEAF CAT jumped. (She was sleeping on her wall mounted shelf and a boom rattled the walls.)

Mabel, a white cat with heterochromia, sitting on top of her wood wall mounted cat bed, looking like the chaos gremlin she is.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 5

The dogs are already losing it and it's not even 8 pm. If you're lighting off fireworks, you're a bad person. Eat shit flavored glass. 🖕 the 4th.

A tweet from Natalie Walker that reads: I don't recognize the 4th of July as a holiday because reeses does not even do a special shape for it.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 4

I'm gonna need to make a bigger drying rack. Also, look at (about half of) my onion and garlic harvest!

A home made drying rack made from leftover pet safe front door screening, two random bits of wood, and a couple saw horses. There's about a dozen onions in various states of drying, plus maybe ten newly harvested garlic bulbs.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 3

Not only do I see multiple bugs in my strawberries every day since planting borage, I see multiple TYPES of bugs. Fuzzy bumbles with saddlebags of pollen. Daddy longlegs hiding in the mulch. Hoverflies that zip around happily. Jumping spiders hunting in the leaves. And this stunning lady!

A beautiful honeybee flying around a purple starflower. She's got pollen all over her leg.

Dani Vaughn Bea@danivaughnbea· Jul 2

Omg we were just outside and one of the neighbors I'm on nodding acquaintance with walked by. We said hello and when I asked how he was doing, he said, "Oh great! Just admiring Coco and her marshmallows." 1 I didn't know he knew her name And 2 I'M SO MAD I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT FIRST.