david celis

@davidcel

🚒 principal engineer at firehydrant (prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc.) 🍕 amateur pizzaiolo 🩺 oauthologist 🌲 portland, ore. 🌐

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david celis@davidcel· 19d

made SIX panuozzi for a “Stoney Baloney” potluck in the park today… sourdough pizza crust folded and stuffed with burrata, peaches tossed in chili crisp and red wine vinegar, mortadella, and fresh basil

A nicely charred pizza crust folded in half and stuffed with burrata, peaches tossed in chili crisp and red wine vinegar, mortadella, and fresh basil

david celis@davidcel· 20d

i don’t usually respond to these kinds of emails, but this one made me so fucking mad that i blacked out and regained consciousness with this in my outbox

An email exchange between Andre Hamra and David Celis

ANDRE HAMRA: Hi David, Andre here – Stanford MBA'24, Forbes Under 30, and founder of Refer. Not sure if you saw on Business Insider this week, but we just raised $10M for the crazy idea of making recruiting free for companies and built around the candidate instead. Do you happen to be hiring for Freshworks? Or planning your next move? If yes I’m happy to share more.

DAVID CELIS: No thanks, Andre. I think it shows a distinct lack of empathy to be running a recruiting platform where people who need work and who may already be unemployed are forced to pay for the “privilege” of getting hired, especially in the current job market. It's should be so obvious that companies who actually have the cash to hire should be the ones paying for candidate placement that this comes off as ludicrously out of touch and the fact that you’ve been able to secure $10M in funding only further entrenches my belief that this industry is run by absolute sociopaths who only care about sucking the working class dry. I truly hope your company crashes and burns.

david celis@davidcel· 23d

is it finally happening?

US Corporate Insiders Are Selling Stocks at a Near Record Pace
Michael Msika • July 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM PDT

US executives are selling shares at the second-fastest pace in more than 20 years, a classic red flag to some investors because it suggests people with the most corporate knowledge are wary about markets.

Hedge Funds Add Bullish Oil Bets at Fastest Pace in a Decade
By Mia Gindis and Will Kubzansky
July 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM PDT

Hedge funds piled into bullish bets on Brent oil at the fastest pace in almost a decade as fighting between Iran and the US ramped up, dampening investors' expectations of a sustained recovery in shipping through the Strait of Hormuz.

Goldman Says Hedge Funds Sell US Tech Stocks at Record Pace
Michael Msika • July 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM PDT

Hedge funds pulled back from US tech stocks at a record pace over the past two months, according to Goldman Sachs Group Inc.’s Prime Services desk.

The cohort was a net seller of the sector in six of the past eight weeks, according to the desk led by Vincent Lin. The cumulative reduction in market value totaled about 10%, marking the largest such retreat from the sector since the data series began more than a decade ago.

david celis@davidcel· 26d

pizza

david celis@davidcel· Jul 8

Student 1 and student 22

An older white man in a business suit shaking hands with Steve Carrell as Michael Scott in The Office, wearing a white button down, blue striped tie, and fanny pack while sporting long hair and looking overall very goofy

david celis@davidcel· Jul 8

one of my favorite macOS bugs is Weather.app's menu bar item forgetting where i am. the only way to fix it is the IT help desk special (turning its location permissions off and on again). it's only been a bug for a few years tho so no big deal i guess

The Weather menu bar app in macOS showing an hourly forecast for Los Angeles despite me being in Portland, OR.

david celis@davidcel· Jul 2

i got it. the final glizzant 📍Ollini / Portland / OR

A lonely croissant stuffed with a hot dog on the front of a paper lined baking sheet containing chocolate chunk cookies on the back half, just above another baking sheet with smores kouign amanns on an otherwise empty metal kitchen rack

david celis@davidcel· Jun 23

US: it’s warm and sunny, we should have a fire on the beach for solstice!!! THE BEACH:

david celis@davidcel· Jun 15

am i depressed? yes. but did i just get a custom GBA? also yes.

A Game Boy Advance with a custom pearlescent transparent body, pastel buttons, and a pastel screen border featuring the legendary Pokémon Celebi

The GBA powered on (showing off colorful LEDs behind the buttons) and running Mother 3. The initial character naming is requesting a name for "The brave and smart dog." and "Susan" is entered into the text box

An early screen from Mother 3 showing the main character, Lucas, next to two pigs grazing by a fence. He is speaking to the pig on the left, which says: "Oink oink. (What the pig next to me says worries me…)

Lucas speaking with the other pig: "Oink. (Don't worry about it.)"

david celis@davidcel· Jun 7

sincerely, [this] bagel [rules] 📍Sincerely Bagel / Portland / OR

A bacon, egg, and cheese on a sourdough kimchi cheddar bagel, with gochujang mayo and the egg taking the form of a soufflé egg patty

david celis@davidcel· Jun 3

david celis@davidcel· Jun 1

made a slightly larger batch of pizza dough so i could use the extra to try out this “pizza dog” thing that keeps showing up on my instagram feed it’s good, folks

An oblong, puffy flatbread topped with mozzarella and a whole sausage

The pizza dog cut in half on its serving peel and rearranged so the viewer can see an open, airy crust

david celis@davidcel· May 30

mid day surf ‘n’ turf? don’t mind if i do 📍HarBQ / Portland / OR

A paper tray of five grilled spot prawns, saltines, lime wedges, hot sauce, and flaky gray salt in front of another paper tray with caesar salad

A large shallow paper tray with a huge cold-smoked, charcoal grilled ribeye sliced up with pickles and hotel butter

david celis@davidcel· May 30

i’m interested, but how am i supposed to transport this?

A telephone pole on a residential easement with a paper sign taped to it that reads “Free”

david celis@davidcel· May 27

wow, these people are fucking ghouls www.linkedin.com/posts/markwi...

A LinkedIn post from Mark W., a laid off Webflow employee:

Hey Linda Tong I'm locked out of my Webflow laptop since 7am this morning.

Rumor has it we've been laid off, but I don't have an email or any message to confirm anything, and I actually said

"I don't think Linda would lay people off again without letting them know first, especially if they're on a closed work permit in a foreign country and it would mean relocating their whole family, I'm certain she would have the dignity to let folks know in a better way, given the debacle last time"

Tell me it's not true 😆

My manager, Christopher Harrop, do you have any news? Do I have a job?

david celis@davidcel· May 23

hard to tell because the sausage is also comically large, but this’s the biggest beef rib i’ve ever seen. i thought dinos were extinct but now i’m suddenly eating one like i’m in fucken Bedrock? 📍Lil' Barbecue / Portland / OR

A tray lined with butcher paper, holding a small paper tray of deep-fried mashed potato cubes, a small composite wood bowl of caesar salad, a sliced barbecue sausage, and a gigantic barbecue beef rib

david celis@davidcel· May 22

back on my bullshit

A pizza with red sauce and freshly torn buffalo mozzarella being fired in a Gozney pizza oven

An adorably oblong margherita pizza with red sauce, hand-torn buffalo mozzarella, and fresh basil

david celis@davidcel· May 20

i always use the same recipe for my sourdough pizza, but i tried a tweak this time and subbed out 20% of the 00 flour for Cairnspring Mills' Trailblazer bread flour and got really good results!! not only was the bread itself way tastier, but i got my first consistently puffy crust