Devi Lacroix

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"my name is ERNIE FORD, the mech's fists are named IRON and STEEL, and I'm here to WRECK THE COMPANY STORE" She/her. Profile pic by kholbatar.bsky.social

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Devi Lacroix@devi· 7d

The opening text of the Starz's television series "Black Sails."

1715 WEST INDIES

The Pirates of New Providence Island threaten maritime trade in the region.

The laws of every civilized nation declare them HOSTIS HUMANI GENERIS. Enemies of all mankind.

In response, the pirates adhere to a doctrine of their own...

Not featured in the image is what that doctrine is: WAR AGAINST THE WORLD

Devi Lacroix@devi· 15d

Victor Wong and Donald Pleasence in John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" (1987)

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jul 2

Magneto in X-Men (2000), snidely declaring "Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school" to X-Men he has immobilized with metal bindings. (They are inside the Statue of Liberty???)

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jun 30

yeah, okay, I'm going to make it

the loading screen of Dream of Corpse Lady, featuring a big tiddy goddess of death

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jun 18

The new changes to HOI4's division templates, allowing more support companies, is perhaps broken. (I have so many support helicopters embedded with my troops that my casualty protection is over 100%. So the Great Pacific War has cost Japan 2 million men, and I've lost NEGATIVE 16,000.)

Battle summary from HOI4, showing the victorious American forces winning the Battle of Busan with a loss of 16 men, versus a quarter million Japanese dead. Yes, I play with an anime mod.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jun 18

I've only known Ruth for fifteen minutes, but if anything bad happens to her I'll kill everyone in Widow's Bay and then myself.

The kindly Ruth, welcoming Mayor Loftis into her home. Widow's Bay, Episode 10

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jun 17

Seems about right.

The Amazing Digital Circus personality quiz results, showing me as 90% Ragatha and 75% Caine-Kinger-Gangle

Quiz available at: https://www.idrlabs.com/amazing-digital-circus/test.php

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jun 8

Apple TV's "Widow's Bay" boldly asks "what if the Mayor from Jaws was the hero of the story and also Leslie Knope?"

Matthew Rhys as Mayor Loftis in "Widow's Bay": a man in a cardigan and button up, clasping an organizer to his chest behind an office desk, looking harrowed in only the way a practical-minded civil servant faced with supernatural horror can

Devi Lacroix@devi· May 20

RETURN TO TRADITION

photo from the physical set of for "Hunt For Red October" showing a cross section of the Red October's bridge; it is at an angle, showcasing the set's ability to physically shift to mimic a submarine's movement

Devi Lacroix@devi· May 18

a still from My Cousin Vinny (1992): Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei stare at a plate of grits

Devi Lacroix@devi· Apr 30

Happy anniversary!

Four American GIs, each reading the same newspaper with a headline that takes up half the front page: HITLER DEAD

Devi Lacroix@devi· Apr 23

We'll give you two sentences of it and then the book ends.

The final shot of Smallville's finale, finally delivering on a stupid tease a decade in the making.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Apr 22

panels from Kate Beaton's "Hark, A Vagrant" #213, in which Edgar Allan Poe receives fan mail from Jules Verne, leading him to squint in some mixture of fear or disgust at what he has read

Devi Lacroix@devi· Apr 13

"I'm not the guy that you kill. I'm the guy that you buy. Are you so fucking blind you don't even see what I am?" Re-watched "Michael Clayton" last night. Continues to be one of the all-timers. A character study that loves its rule of thirds.

Still from Michael Clayton (2007), featuring the eponymous character standing in a field, a horse in the foreground and his exploding car in the background. This is less a spoiler than you realize.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Apr 9

"Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money and for a woman. And I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?" What a way to start a movie.

Walter Neff from "Double Indemnity" (1944), sweating and in pain from a bullet wound, recording a confession on a dictaphone

Devi Lacroix@devi· Apr 2

a screenshot from Goosworx's "BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN" video, showing a man with a terrifying smile experiencing a new emotion: "Nage"

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 31

excerpt from the Dune Encyclopedia, which reads

FAMILY ATOMICS, HISTORY OF,

INVENTION IN GREAT CONVENTION. The practice of maintaining stockpiles of atomic weapons as an integral part of a House's defenses began when primitive nuclear weapons were invited on Old Terra on the eve of the Little Diaspora, by the "Raw Mentat," Einstein, who was working for House Washington. When Einstein succeeded at his attempt to construct these weapons, two of the first were used to settle a trade dispute with House Nippon. These weapons were of such a primitive nature that fewer than a million casualties were caused by the explosions--but one must remember that the entire empire at this time had only three billion subjects, all on one planet. The demonstration, though unremarkable by later standards, served two purposes: the destruction of two small cities and the threat of the destruction of others forced House Nippon to concede the lucrative Pacific trade routes to House Washington; and possession of the Empire's only atomic weapons gave House Washington the prestige and power it needed to displace House Windsor.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 24

Zeus Hades Calculus energy

screenshot of a tweet from @keithedwards reading "Mayor mamdani you are relentless"; below is a picture of a slightly disheveled Mamdani and the captions "AS OF MARCH 20, 66,000 HOLES FILLED IN MAYOR MAMDANI'S POTHOLE BLITZ"

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 24

It's worth watching until the very end. They do it. They say the thing.

extremely crunchy meme of Jonathan Archer from "Enterprise" with the text "FAITH OF THE HEART... RESTORED" on it

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 17

Etsuko, the reporter character from previous scenarios, admired-slash-was obsessed with a horsegirl in her class who always beat her. But the horsegirl gave up racing after losing one (1) school match, so as an adult Etsuko has made a racing scenario that evaluates consistency over one-off wins.

And somewhere distant, the Mechanicus theme plays.

Dialogue from UmaMusume: Pretty Derby:

Human Girl: "W-wait up!"
Human Girl: "Not once was I able to catch up to my friend. Seeing her tail flit about so far ahead, I felt the limits of being human, and my pride was shattered to pieces."
Young Umamusume: "Woohoo! I win!"
Human Girl: "Huff... puff... wheeze..."
Human Girl: "It was so frustrating. The simple fact that I was human put an unbreakable ceiling on my potential. I couldn't stand the absurdity of it all."

Continuation of the previous dialogue:

Human girl: "But still, I found my friend's running more captivating than anything in the world..."

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 13

when did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Phyllis Dietrichson (Barbara Stanwyck) in Double Indemnity (1944), saying "I only wanted him dead" while wearing a sick pair of shades

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 5

Alright, alright, all my friends are doing it:

My top nine video game picks/the video games that made me:
- Alpha Centauri
- Rise of Nations
- Battlezone
- Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
- Control
- Victoria 2 (itself, and large Paradox map games in general)
- Final Fantasy X (and X-2, and XIII, and XIII-2, and Lightning Returns)
- We Know The Devil
- Rise of the Tomb Raider

Devi Lacroix@devi· Mar 5

Nuln artillery fields of fire be like

Map depicting the Federal Artillery fields of fire at the Battle of Gettysburg. I gotta tell you, it's a lot of crisscrossed lines overlapping each other. Just a goddamn bloodbath of artillery.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Feb 14

Seiun Sky says "trans rights"

screenshot from the Umamusume gacha game, of Seiun Sky in her debut race thinking to herself, "The body you're born with decides everything? Your talents? Your pedigree? Nah, that's all so boring."

Devi Lacroix@devi· Feb 10

Turn 9: My father, the Great Satan, has committed all of his reserves. The CAF drive for Denver was blunted and their supply lines in Texas disrupted. On the East Coast, Washington DC has fallen, but brave freedom fighters hold the Appalachian Mountains. But in the West, the situation is dire...

The beginning of Turn 9 in "Fortress America." Both blue and red armies have been heavily attrited and are close to breaking. But my American forces are equally bloodied, and the APA has pushed over the Rockies and is poised to race across the Great Plains with armored divisions supported by an intact helicopter force. The game is anyone's to win... or lose.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Feb 9

Turn 5: Turns 5 and 6 are often the nadir of American fortunes—the invading armies still have reserves, while I have spent the entire game taking losses and retreating. My SDI lasers are slowly coming online around the Great Lakes, but they are not yet enough to make a difference.

The board game Fortress America, at the beginning of turn 5. The APA has not yet broken through the Rockies, having had a bad partisan card that forced back a tank column with heavy losses. As America, I had the game-changing "Major Airlift" card the previous turn; that's earlier than I would have liked, but not as bad as it could have been. The card allowed me to rush reinforcements to the beleaguered Denver, under assault from the CAF. On the Eastern Seaboard, the ESP has suffered grievous losses, with the garrisons of the Great Lakes and Northeast flooding south to fill gaps in my line.

Devi Lacroix@devi· Feb 9

As a kid, this was the only game I ever consistently beat my dad in. In fact, I am UNDEFEATED as America. I'm stupidly proud of this achievement; he never went easy on me, so I knew my victories were legit. This weekend, batchall was declared. My unbroken record was challenged. SET-UP:

The board is set for another clash between America and her three great enemies: the Euro-Socialist Pact (red), the Central American Federation (blue), and the Asian Peoples Alliance (jesus fucking christ).

Devi Lacroix@devi· Feb 9

TIME TO PLAY MY FAVORITE BOARD GAME OF ALL TIME, SEMINAL AMERITRASH CLASSIC FORTRESS AMERICA (1986) (with the first edition box art featuring Saddam Hussein in a communist beret)

the box for the board game "Fortress America", release in 1986 as the third game inMilton Bradley's Gamemaster Series; the box art shows a stylized attack on the United States, including Hind gunships and Saddam Hussein in a beret with a communist star on it

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jan 31

look at my republic dawg, I'm going to jail

the fourth edition cover of Catherine Shaw's "The Campaign Manager: Running and Winning Local Elections"; it shows a man wearing a tie, jacket, and jeans holding a the title on a sign

the seventh edition cover of Catherine Shaw's "The Campaign Manager: Running and Winning Local Elections"; it depicts the American flag as a bomb with a burning fuse

Devi Lacroix@devi· Jan 29

Yeah, man. This woman really wants to fuck you. No, really.