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Didn't catch this beauty's name at my gig last night. She was very shy and sweet. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Sandy! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Ellie! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Daisy the Pekingese at today's gig! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

In Canada this guy is known as Chubby Chequer.

resistance bands

I was blessed by Rocky again!! 😭😭 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Nikki Glaser's not funny

Every time I make a grilled cheese I think of @ididtheiggy.bsky.social.

When you really gotta drop a deuce but you're at your girlfriend's place

let that cinco de mayo in

Might be excessive for normal-sized instruments, but do hit me up if something like this interests you (not mine, but that's the vibe):

OMG and Rocky joined her. He's a mellow dude, and his portrait is on the wall at this place. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bernadette! (Bernie) was at my gig tonight. She's a mama's girl, and quite polite. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

little curly friend at tonight's gig in the desert ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

brace yourself for Isla!!! she was at last night's gig ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

More like "Hospital Chuck Norris-ized After Medical Emergency In Hawaii", amirite????!!!! #epicbacon

I just heard the news: we don't have to do those tiny little sunglasses anymore! All done! They look stupid!

The only Oscar I care about

Where do racists get this stuff?? (pic unrelated)