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Eggsy the Twenty Third

@eggsymcgee

I’m a random weirdo on the internet. I like to post about my cats, my tortoise, my attempts to garden and things that I enjoyed. I also post news/political things.

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Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· 6d

Fizzgig was busy today #tortoise

a tortoise pokes his head around the corner - he looks sassy

A tortoise is in the front yard with a yellow leash on. He is eating the lawn

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· 13d

My neighbor brought their dog by to say hi. This is Georgie and she is an angel.

an adorable young dog lays in the grass, looking towards the camera. His tongue is hanging out of him mouth and it makes him look like he’s smiling

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· 14d

The Persistence of Memory @gamechanger.dropout.tv

Zac Oyama, inside the soundproof fart booth, shows us a picture on a tiny canvas.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· 18d

Brigsby is obsessed with my feet and loves to commune with my shoes.

An orange and white cat is laying on the ground, his head resting on a sandal

A close up of an orange and white cat, nearly asleep with his head resting on a sandal

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· 20d

Fizzgig finally has the digs he always deserved #tortoise #redfootedtortoise

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· 25d

Welp. That was certainly a speech.

An orange cat sits on a tree branch and looks into the distance with a look of great apprehension. The text on the photo says “Hang in There”.
The cat’s name is Julius, he is very orange-brained and tends to be afraid of everything. What’s admirable about him is that when he is worried about something, which is often, he tends to run at it while singing the song of his people.
I just feel like he’s very much a vibe right now.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 18

ekekekekek #cat #caturday

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 17

You tell those birds, Brigsby #cat

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 15

Some tilt at windmills. Brigsby rabbit kicks the cat furniture. He is camera shy so I filmed this super zoomed in and over my shoulder. Hence the shaky cam.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 13

On Tuesday, trying to find a protest or vigil, I heard the news that our war-criminal president had backed off. Finding nothing to join, I went to a local park, watched the sunset, and wept in relief.

A photo of the sunset. A couple is in the distance, watching the sunset together.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 9

Anyhow, here’s my cat screaming at his own existence. Super relatable, buddy. (it’s not you, there’s no sound)

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 4

Neighborhood watch is on the case. No birds or squirrels will go undetected on her shift. #Caturday

A black cat loafs on the back of a blue couch. She is looking out the window.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Apr 2

Random it is

A person lays in bed with a cat lounged up against their arm. The arm has a tattoo of a crow. The tattoo is purple and blue, in a watercolor style. The cat is orange and white and a very good boy.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Mar 30

Very demure, very respectful #cats #cat

A black cat sits splayed out (she has almost folded herself in half) in a cat hammock.

A zoomed in photo of the previous one, showing that her back paw is in front of her face, because of the awkward way she is sitting

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Mar 19

He’s got complaints about the service in this joint. #cats

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Mar 17

Anything can be napped on, if you try hard enough #cats

An orange cat lays on a cardboard cat tree and rests his head on a TV tray. He is looking at the camera

An orange cat sleeps on a cardboard cat tree with his chin resting on a tv tray.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Mar 17

Paint him like your french cats #cat

And orange cat lounges on a cat tree. The cat tree is fruit themed. The cat’s leg sticks out past the tree he lays on.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Oct 19

I married that dinosaur #NoKings

People in three inflatable costumes at the No Kings protest: a T-Rex, Frog, and Eagle dressed as Uncle Sam. Faces have been blurred purposely. A sign is held that says “Let’s Keep Attack Pedophiles! Show us the Epstein Files!!!”

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Oct 1

Happy Haunting Season! Excited that #Halloween season is upon us.

A mantle with various Halloween decorations. Black boxes have been added to the photo to hide the identifying photos of people I love

A coffee table with Halloween decorations

an entertainment center with Halloween decorations

A pumpkin-headed decoration without a torso resting in a rocking chair

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Sep 2

“Doesn’t he look tired?” JD looks like a kid who found out they cancelled his birthday party

Trump 9/2 presser, screenshot of a live stream video.

Trump 9/2 presser, screenshot of a live stream video.

Trump 9/2 presser, screenshot of a live stream video.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Sep 2

Trump is late as hell (if he’s showing up at all) to this press conference

Bernie Sanders meme with text
“I am once again asking: where is Trump”

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Aug 29

I’m brainstorming a new indoor enclosure for my little tortoise buddy, Fizzgig. 💚 🐢 This little buddy has grown so since 2021!

Fizzgig, my red-footed tortoise buddy, soaks in a small reptile bathtub. He’s a tiny little tortoise and looks small in a small tub of water. A tiny little guy! 2021, under 1 year old.

Fizzgig is much larger here! We’re working closely with a vet specialist and following advice on keeping his shell healthy. He’s standing on some greens and already chomped his strawberry treat. 🍓 4 years old, 2025.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Aug 7

Where’s Bender when you need him

A photo of the Fascist Dictator of the US. He is on the roof of the White House. Bender, a robot cartoon, is superimposed on the photo shouting “do a flip!”

It is a joke and should be interpreted as satire. It is a play on the concept of on an episode of Futurama.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Aug 4

They already carved up Ohio. We’re STILL fighting to get fair maps. Please keep fighting. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...

A map of how Republicans carved up the largest Ohio cities to rig elections in their favor

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Aug 3

None of our major cities did. We’re gerrymandered to all hell and it really sucks

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Jul 26

Brigsby likes to cuddle with feet on #Caturday and every day.

An orange and white cat cuddles with a foot. The foot has been censored to block the bottom of the foot and the toes.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Jul 20

My stalker is getting pretty effective. Sí Dúo, practicaré Español …porque me está asustando

Duolingo advertisement on Youtube that says “I miss you” with the Duolingo mascot (owl) looking exhausted like it’s been following me all this time across the internet.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Jul 20

I missed Caturday for a few weeks now, but it’s always Caturday in my life.

Orange and white cat “hides” in a cat tree. The cat tree has fake twigs and fake leaves to simulate a real tree. The cat looks towards the camera but not directly into it

An orange/peach large tabby cat sits in a basket that is attached to a desk. He looks towards the camera with a side eye

A little black cat is sitting on a blue couch with a black pillow. She looks concerned and stares directly into the camera.

The orange/peach cat meows into the camera. I’m not sure why. He’s a talkative cat.

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Jul 2

May Wednesday be upon you, my dudes. #itsWednesdaymydudes

A cartoon Wednesday Addams with a frog face and frog hands. The text says “It’s WEDNESDAY my dudes”

I found this image in a google search; it is not my original art.

Link: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51924295/ It's Wednesday, my dudes by DrinkingMoth -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Eggsy the Twenty Third@eggsymcgee· Jun 21

I went to the museum and caught the Takashi Murakami exhibit. It was fantastic and I am smitten with this piece.

A piece from the Takashi Murakami exhibit in the art museum