is elsi dawson
@elsidawson
tenured vancouver sex worker, consultant, and builderguy. i read every manual i can get my fingies on. she/her.
i was holding this hoodie for a reply all fan who could wear it better than i could, lucky me!
when people say, "i'd love to get some property on the island," this is what i hear.
the change i want to see in the world is that wives being cheated on by their shitty husbands would be offended that this dolt didn't read the ad, isn't braced to send a deposit, and is wasting my time. disrespect after disrespect! amen.
can someone explain to me in whatever flavour crayon they have handy why lactose-free food items get bonus dietary-restrictions thrown in? LF ice cream: also sugar-free! LF frozen pizza: and none gluten! whatever war crime these waffles are..
"with files from" oh man, and AI wrote this. it's five o'clock somewhere.
um actually, "unhinged" describes something that at one point, but no longer, was hinged. ive just been vibing the whole time.
happy canada day! today, we take the day to celebrate our HOME, and at home we murder and rape the nations that were here, assimilate what's left after the murder and raping, and then we absolutely clear-cut the bounty! lookit canada and carbon emissions! fuck you, canada!
tryin to get things did with this flirt behind my trying to catch my eye... i dunno how i do anything but me all day
i was up to my tits in work and now i have like a hundred hours of pods to hoover up
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social you're out there touring your new book and completely forgot about your older work still filling hearts and shaping nerds. thanks buddy, have a good tour.
to my horror, i can play this game with the rules of the game posted directly beside my contact information. no part of this game relies on intentionally misleading someone. in fact, i played it so often, that i posted an explainer to my website to minimize the time it took out of my day.
i have been running a $20 idiot tax at work for years. this year, i'm going to start logging outloud my numbers. i would like to explain to you this tax and why and how it works.