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es@ess· Jul 5

guide to reassuring your friends

manga comic, of two crossdressing boys.
panel 1: both boys are standing in a bedroom, wearing dresses.
boy A: … come on, don't cry.
boy B: but… i'm scared.
panel 2: zoom on boy B's face.
boy B: thinking that you might start to dislike me, i…
panel 3: boy A hugs boy B, who tenses up in surprise.
panel 4: zoom on boy A's hands fondling boy B's butt.
boy A: there's no way i'd dislike you.

(source: "hikikomori na otokonoko" by yuruyakatou)

es@ess· Jun 29

uhhh

my hand in a liquor holding a beer can with a photo of a man with cerebral palsy on it. the beer is entitled "[the r-word] beer", with the r-word, the slur used against people with cerebral palsy, written out in full

another view of the same can. the text at the top is in a speech bubble spoken by a drooling cross-eyed emoji with its tongue lolling out. there's a speech bubble from the man reading "every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing"

es@ess· Jun 29

it's not 1:1 cop radio but still

Rakel (an acronym for “Radio Communication for Effective Management”) is Sweden’s national communications system for organizations involved in critical infrastructure operations, such as the Police Authority, the Customs Service, the Swedish Armed Forces, emergency services, ambulance services, the Prison and Probation Service, the Coast Guard, the Maritime Administration, the Transport Administration, the Tax Agency, SOS Alarm, and municipal and national emergency response agencies.

es@ess· Jun 29

wonder when youtube's ad system will understand, going by my months-long 0.00% CTR, that i'm not interested in buying any swedish police radios

a badly cropped ad photo for a motorola radio, seemingly fit for the radio/multimedia slot in a car dashboard. description reads "mobile radio for RAKEL, celab.se"

es@ess· Jun 21

it honestly kinda sucks that claude broke its "style" architecture i had a response style written to talk like an overly excitable gay nerd (cause i find that charming) and like 4 months ago (left) it read like an actual person. i tried it again now (right) and it's just like… gross, dude. like wtf

omg the battle of waterloo is like SUCH a huge deal in history lemme tell u (✿◠‿◠)

so like first off it basically ended napoleons whole career?? like he'd been conquering stuff and causing chaos across europe for years and this battle in 1815 was his final defeat. after waterloo he got exiled to st helena and never came back to power again which is kinda wild when u think about how powerful he was (*≧▽≦)

okay so waterloo!! 1815, june, big big deal!! [bounces excitedly] heres why everyone still yells about it~

napoleon escaped exile (like a lil chaos gremlin lmaooo) and tried to take over france AGAIN, this is called the hundred days!! and basically all of europe was like "...no" and teamed up to stop him

es@ess· Jun 16

didn't know they finally added this feature, really handy

the bsky "save draft?" dialog, over an extremely sleazy post draft

es@ess· Jun 16

just found out about the shoe brand "fuego" that makes basically transverse heelys. they have built-in spinning plates in the sole so you can stand on them and do pirouettes

a pair of apparent running sneakers with a flat sole having a circular inset at either end, labeled "pivot point"

model wearing pastel tennis shoes, resting one foot on the toe to show the circular insets in the sole

es@ess· Jun 15

modern phone OSes make multitasking so simple

watching takanashi kiara on youtube on splitscreen while browsing the yuri section of my manga app

es@ess· Jun 15

meanwhile, not to brag or anything, but i've got claude writing me my own french sauce mnemonics… soo yeah

an autogenerated chart using claude's "learn" skill, listing the french mother sauces and the mnemonic "be very excellent today, honestly" to remember them by (bechamel, veloute, espagnole, tomate, hollandaise)

es@ess· Jun 14

i have "fansubbed" an old swedish youtube video i like. it's 18 years old and 2 minutes long. i hope you'll enjoy it too

es@ess· Jun 10

es@ess· May 8

something kids today might not know is back in the day this is how people were fuckin. they were having cybersex on these

mid-90s photo of nasa control room with lots of old computer equipment

es@ess· Jan 7

ah. i see

the same girl from before, her sister standing in front of her with an erection poking through the sister's skirt

es@ess· Jan 7

i have to say he's taking it really well

anime girl looking in mirror. "when i woke up, i turned into a girl!!!"

same girl barging into a girl's room. "morning kaede! your big bro just turned into a cute girl!"

same girl lying on her back. "he he he… so? aren't i cute?"

es@ess· Jan 7

me reviewing a manga

LOL, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE ONE-SHOT. *NOSEBLEED* THE PAIRING WAS REALLY MOE AND WE GOT YURI. ^^ ->

es@ess· Jan 5

for those of you wondering what's different between these qr codes (this animation doesn't go up to version 40 tho, it only goes up to 8)

the "sound" ones are
* "version" i.e. its size in pixels, raw data capacity (40 versions)
* "level" i.e. its degree of error correction and fault tolerance (4 levels)
* "mask" or masking pattern (8 masks)
and the unsound thing is, the message data in a qr code is basically formatted like a series of containers of character encodings: there's ASCII (256 chars, 8 bits/char), alphanumeric (45 chars, 11 bits/2 chars), and numeric (10 chars, 10 bits/3 chars)

and they go like, first a header token saying how many characters are in this segment, and then the encoded character tokens. normally the data in a qr code goes something like
```
start of qr code
segment header: encoding X; Y chars
(character token)
(character token)
…
segment header: encoding W; Z chars
(character token)
(character token)
…
data terminator token
padding
error correction data
```

what i'm doing is just inserting empty containers of 0 characters, so it's like
```
start of qr code
segment header: encoding X, 0 chars
segment header: ASCII encoding, 4 chars
(character token)
(character token)
…
segment header: encoding Z, 0 chars
segment header: ASCII encoding, 5 chars
(character token)
(character token)
…
…
```
which makes it like. very combinatorial and so on. lots of ways of expressing a single message

es@ess· Jan 5

here's what i was generating for my girlfriend btw. have you ever wanted to see 2000 qr codes at once!? well what if they all said the exact same thing too???

es@ess· Jan 3

i can't relate to rumors of tweakers compulsively doing mindless stuff for hours at a time (sorting books etc) bc every time i do stims i just do this kinda thing like… it's still Dumb but i'm at least in control of my faculties lol

note document analyzing the abstract algebraic properties of a rubik's geared cube

es@ess· Jan 2

geogebra has a symbolic calculator that allows you to switch between an exact expression and a numerical approximation, and i somehow managed to confuse it into thinking 3/2 is the square root of 2

geogebra evaluating 2^x/(1+2^x) at 0.5 and -0.5. the ratio of those constants (0.58578… and 0.41421…) is given as both 3/2 and 1.41421…

es@ess· Jan 1

this pinned comment on a v-tuber highlight video is one of the strangest i've ever seen lol

timestamped youtube comment analyzing two v-tubers having a conversation like it's highly deliberate strategy

es@ess· Dec 30

my qr code generator NOW SUPPORTS RESCALING AND BMP FORMAT… which means that this image below did not need to be upscaled or converted before posting – i just dragged the raw unprocessed output file onto my browser window. THIS IS THE FUTURE… WE ARE LIVING IN IT NOW…

QR code pointing to https://github.com/cool-es/q-dot-r-es

es@ess· Dec 27

yeah it looks awful right? but it does have a tripod screw hole on the back so you won't have to hold it with the mics plugged in. zoom makes the h4essential recorder too, which does have a much better design, but it seems slightly worse in terms of tech specs *and* slightly more expensive

a field recorder mounted on a small tripod, with two mic cables coming out from it on the back

es@ess· Dec 27

my latest thing i want but have absolutely no reason to buy and i should not buy it: the zoom m4 field recorder, for recording forest sounds and stuff. it's really fascinating, it's just ~$200 but it's got 32-bit float recording and great preamps and mics that said i shall not and will not buy it

audio recorder shaped like a singer's microphone with a screen on it, with "zoom m4 mictrak" written on the front

a photo of the recorder in use, with an xlr cable plugged into either side of it and a hand holding it in the air

es@ess· Dec 25

firefox spell-check suggesting correcting lower-case "christmas" to either properly capitalized "Christmas" or to "masochist"

es@ess· Dec 21

UPDATE: turns out i didn't need to do this because 2-color BMP files apparently store color in a bitwise format too 🙃 and no conversion is necessary this is some of the raw bit data from my example file. i went "AAAUUGHHH" out loud when i saw it

a QR code in black and white, encoding some random numbers

my console printing a binary representation of the file. the QR code is easily visible

es@ess· Dec 20

i also very laboriously picked apart two bmp files by hand to find out what parts are which 😵‍💫 go ahead, ask me technical questions about the bmp format. ask me which parts are which. i won't know

messy data structure of two byte vectors sliced into pieces with labels, for a side-by-side comparison. the listed sections are:
header: signature (2 B)
header: filesize (4 B)
header: unused (4 B)
header: dataoffset (4 B)
infoheader: size (4 B)
infoheader: width (4 B)
infoheader: height (4 B)
infoheader: planes (2 B)
infoheader: bits per pixel (2 B)
infoheader: compression (4 B)
infoheader: image size (4 B)
infoheader: x px/meter (4 B)
infoheader: y px/meter (4 B)
infoheader: colors used (4 B)
infoheader: important colors (4 B)
colortable: red (4 B)
colortable: black (4 B)
colortable: white (4 B)
colortable: pixel data

es@ess· Dec 20

god finding the right formula for this took YEARS off my life it's really annoying how simple it is… completely belying how i spent like 3 hours confusing myself trying to get it to work

$/// Convert from bitwise pixel data (`0b00110110`), as used in the /// XBM file format and this program's Bitmap structs, to nybble-wise /// (`0x00 0x11 0x01 0x10`), as used in the BMP file format. fn binary_to_nybbles(x: u8, null: &mut [u8; 4]) { for i in 0..8 { let cellindex = i / 2; let j = i as u32 + 1; let assign = x.rotate_left(5 * j) & 1u8.rotate_left(4 * j); null[cellindex] |= assign; } }$

es@ess· Dec 19

they cancelled it for being lesbian

Cancelled RPG Splatterworld Discovered After 32 Years & Now Has An English Translation
[screenshot of NES game title screen with "SPLATTERWORLD" colored in a way reminiscent of a lesbian pride flag]

es@ess· Dec 19

shout out to the guy who uploaded flac rips of three hiroshi yoshimura albums to 1337x, they- [realizes there may be cops reading] … they inspired me to go buy them legally instead. at a local shop. these album artworks are fucking killer though, they really fit the audio

album cover for "green": a close-up photo of a succulent plant against a white background, making it look like an abstract translucent sculpture

album cover for "music for nine post cards": a 3-by-3 grid of short diagonal lines, with text and small decorative wave patterns also arranged diagonally

album cover for "surround": a photo of caustics reflecting in the ripples of very clear blue water. at the top "surround" is written in a wavy typeface

es@ess· Dec 18

thank you so much to @weeble.bsky.social who sent me this lovely christmas card!! she hand-printed it herself and everything… it's beautiful!!