eviŁrooster

@evilrooster

Dual US/UK techie living in the Netherlands. Tech writer and contagious documentarian by day, bookbinder by night. My opinions are my own, and do not reflect those of anyone who employs, hangs out with, or is in any other way stuck with me. (She/her)

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eviŁrooster@evilrooster· 8d

Looking forward to breakfast tomorrow.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jun 29

Less subtle, more chaotic, but in the same vein…

A blue package of sliced pale cheese. It’s produced by the Chevington Cheese Company, which promises “a taste of England”. The variety of cheese in the pack is English Gouda.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jun 20

A very Dutch photo on one of the canals in my village. NAP - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amsterd... - is basically sea level. Units are centimeters.

A blue water level marker is mounted on a brick wall. It reads that the water level is N.A.P. -141.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jun 5

Furlorn.

A very fluffy orange cat is sitting on a closed toilet looking terribly, terribly sad.
(There is literal nothing wrong in his whole life.)

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jun 1

Cat break.

A very fluffy grey tabby is showing you his soft white belly.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· May 30

M got an inflatable kayak last month and I’m pretty much hooked. Given that my back gate is maybe 20 meters from the water, this is an easy addiction to feed.

A tree stands beside silky-smooth water whose few ripples give its reflection just enough variety to be interesting.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· May 24

It’s Pentecost, for them as follow such things, and the liturgical color is RED.

The redness of a poppy in the foreground calls out to the red cherrypickers in the background. Purely for thematic consistency, the bike path between them is also red.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· May 21

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. 🐈

A fluffy grey tabby lies sideways on a cloth on top of a table, looking like you owe him something.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· May 3

I am always reminded of this panel.

One character shouting at another: Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You! Where the fuck is your chin?

The character he is addressing does not, in fact have much of a chin.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Apr 30

Mel Gibson in Braveheart but he's shouting OUTWITH!

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Apr 28

Birb is watching. (Hopes you’re really a fish.)

A heron sits on the roof above a doorway.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Apr 26

I've been doing an online course on modern bobbin lacemaking, and finally finished one of my exercises: a design using only three pairs of bobbins. It's based on the last line of my favorite poem (allpoetry.com/poem/8505767...): "it is alternately stone in you and star." 🧶

A piece of lace created around the word STONE in mottled grey, with the spaces filled in with black and blue threads in wandering patterns and occasional crystal beads.

The shadow of piece of lace created around the word STONE, showing the patterns of wandering threads that make it up.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Apr 11

Let’s just say they want some old-school shit to come back.

Goose meme, with the goose asking, “What Catholic traditions do you want to restore? What traditions, motherfucker?”

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Apr 11

Birds rights activist viral tweet: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Apr 8

What’s your sign?

Sign in a shopping mall fountain saying CROCODILES DO NOT SWIM HERE

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Feb 19

Shades of the classic New Yorker cartoon there.

Five men and a woman in a meeting. The chair says “That’s an excellent suggestion, Miss Triggs. Perhaps one of the men here would like to make it.”

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Feb 14

Tattoo! Very vivid because we did the color today.

A tattoo covering the entire upper arm of a white woman in a black sleeveless dress. It’s of a rooster with roses around its neck and turquoise lace in the background. The colors are vivid.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Feb 9

Official doomscroll break.

Rocky the fluffy grey tabby is intensely asleep with his little left paw over his mouth. His white-socked back feet are close to the camera so you can admire the toehawks and the black-and-pink beans. Also, his tail is very poofy.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jan 21

One could go steampunk…

A clock component with a long stem and a gear at the bottom is looking at you with a very drop-spindle look.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jan 21

I guess this counts as lace-weight spinning?

A round-bottomed lacemaking bobbin lies on a red background. Its stem is full of fine-spun grey thread, and a tuft of unspun grey silk lies beside it. Clearly some crafting maniac has been using it as a drop spindle.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jan 18

Dude, you’re flat enough. #CatsOfBluesky

A fluffy golden cat lies on a sunlit ironing board while an equally fluffy grey cat lies on the rug nearby.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jan 10

Multipurpose? Or just insulting to cats?

Two cat litterboxes on a shelf labeled “monsters “ in a hardware store.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Jan 9

Timeline cleanse: cat.

An extremely fluffy grey tabby cat with white socks on his back feet lies asleep on a red and white quilt. He has his little paws over his little face like the incarnation of adorabz.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 31

Unrelatedly, I have a tattoo based on a stained glass window…

Tattoo on my inner left forearm. It’s an abstract cathedral rose window design made of dots of color in a black frame.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 30

Tattoo, phase one. Phase two in February after it heals.

Very fresh greyscale tattoo with a rooster with a garland of roses and a Torchon lace pattern, covering most of the upper right arm of a white woman.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 28

If nothing else, regurgitating AI responses does make people politer during arguments.

Thanks for pushing on this. You're right, but the nature of the dialogue is different to that with a human or with an LLM (3 different

That's fair and a result of flattening this in a post reply. But books aren't dialogic and
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eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 25

The gnomes have added another work to our art wall: Gnomerican Gothic.

Gnomerican Gothic: American Gothic but with gnomes. And a fork.

A gallery of famous pictures redone with gnomes; the Gnome with the Pear Earring, Gnoma Lisa, the Gneam (the Scream), and now Gnomerican Gothic.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 23

Today I got some felt to cover the lower surface, then finished sanding and staining the new edges. Result: gaming table in a couple of days. (n=7)

The table showing the lower level with its green felt playing surface. It’s surrounded by chairs occupied by gnomes.

The table with its top on it, surrounded by chairs occupied by gnomes.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 23

The edges of the box were pretty rough and splintery. I poked around the local hardware store’s website and found some hardwood edging with an L cross section. That would cover the rough part as and save our wrists. (5/n)

The table with unstained wooden edging. And an MDF lower surface.

eviŁrooster@evilrooster· Dec 23

Solo did some QA. (4/n)