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@gokp

Onetime in-house lawyer; now solo. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Allegedly a "real pistol." Texan in MSP.

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KP@gokp· 17d

When the activity requires zero cats

A white and orange cat sits on a couch watching a handheld wet vac.

KP@gokp· 18d

A jaunty, fluffy little white dog sits beneath script that reads: Don’t let this dystopian nightmare dim your sparkle!

KP@gokp· 19d

Hi yes hello, I’m making hoisin chicken tacos for dinner but I can make room

An angry stick figure holds an empty plate. The caption is: well give me some

KP@gokp· 19d

Summer colds should be illegal, tf. Slurp Juice activated.

The picture shows a glass of grass green bubbly slop with a straw.

KP@gokp· 22d

Panic! At the Over 65 Community No word on the perpetrator as of yet.

Text from Mom: “A little excitement here — fire alarm went off and we all evacuated. It was a fire in the trash can in the hobby room in the garage.”

KP@gokp· 24d

Kill me fr

In a medieval style picture, a woman drives a spike through a kneeling man’s head

KP@gokp· 26d

To set the stage, it only goes downhill from here:

KP@gokp· 27d

When cars go down my street, you can see the headlights cutting through the smoke just like it’s dense fog.

A screenshot from the EPA AirNow app showing the current air quality in Minneapolis as 531 AQI (Hazardous).

KP@gokp· Jul 11

Also it’s the state tournament, and it’s only Saturday. Enjoy watching your kid on gamechanger from the parking lot, loser.

SpongeBob wearing sunglasses dances to some music in the water.

KP@gokp· Jul 11

This season, my kid’s baseball team has played another team a few times whose parents are just gigantic assholes. Highlight of this weekend’s tournament? One of our moms speed-walking back to our field to report that she just saw the tournament director kick out that team’s biggest asshole dad.

Hudson Williams flashes double birds at the camera.

KP@gokp· Jul 3

Karlie Kloss is AT THE WEDDING?

A Cinnamon Toast Crunch with googly eyes wears a tinfoil hat

KP@gokp· Jul 3

Larry enjoying supervised yard time.

A fluffy white cat with orange streaks lays in green grass and clover. The wind is ruffling his fur.

KP@gokp· Jul 3

After just a profoundly terrible June, I’m struck by the depth of my gratitude for the women in my life. It’s always been us.

Lady bugs dance in a clearing in front of two lady bugs while a bee plays a violin.

KP@gokp· Jul 3

Don’t move the car; this decision makes sense.

KP@gokp· Jul 3

Big weekend for the folks who aren’t gonna have 10 fingers come Monday

Fireworks spray up from a street near some parked cars in a spray of gold and red.

KP@gokp· Jul 2

The terminator smiles with red glowing eyes.

KP@gokp· Jun 28

SpongeBob stands next to a guillotine, gesturing to it. The caption says, “Get in.”

KP@gokp· Jun 21

A white cat stares down at the camera from on top of a roof.

KP@gokp· Jun 21

Just having a super fun and relaxing evening (the bozo pictured is fine)

KP@gokp· Jun 11

Ah, our answer is apparently in the NYT story, which im just now reading

Shortly after this article was published on Thursday, the 11th Circuit released to The Times a letter it had issued to Judge Ross a day earlier. In it, the chief judge informed her of a new inquiry into whether her earlier apology had been adequate. The letter said four of her former law clerks had reported that her apology did not comply with the committee’s order. Chief Judge Pryor requested that she respond in writing by Friday.

KP@gokp· Jun 11

Here is a fn from the 11th Circuit recommending that the apology be sufficient to make clear she's apologizing for sexual misconduct without being unduly embarrassing.