Goldberry Eco Greensnood

@goldberygreensnood

I'm weird under many names. Hells Hobbits, Goldberry, Eco (R U?), Jenny Greensnood. I love geeking out, costuming, and food. Also my cats and my garden.

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Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· 14d

My mother - without a shred of irony or self-awareness - sent me a pair of socks for my birthday with a black sheep on it. I guess it's nice to have a pair of socks that matches my tattoo of a Hebridean ewe and her Ent. Gosh, Goldberry, why do you have a tattoo of a black sheep? Goddamn mystery.

The leg bit of a sock. It's cream with a pile of white sheep with blank eyes. In the middle is a black sheep eating a leafy green.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· 15d

Omg, you sassy bird. I'm not THAT old. The 80s weren't long long ago....oh, shit. Were they? 😆🥳

Screen shot of my Finch app. A bright blue background, confetti, a pink cake with dark pink frosting and candles. My Finch is dark khaki, she's wearing a black choker, a yellow dress, and green roller skates. The hair ribbon in her black hair is brown and white polka dots. The text reads "Happy Birthday! Long long ago many cheepity years ago, you hatched and grew into an AMAZING human - I'm so LUCKY"

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 12

Sigh. Don't use AI to mock the death of a Senator. Human-made art only. Human art has a soul. Warmongering bigots don't.

From Wikipedia. Lindsey Graham in 2013. US Senate Photo Office, Brett Flashnick. Edits using my highlighter tool easily turn the official photo into a zombie complete with glowing coins over his eyes to pay his passage across the River Styx. He stole those coins from kids that needed school lunches. Also a professional photographer named Flashnick is hilarious.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 11

This took all of 3 minutes. Its a screen shot from the goul's wiki page. I used the highlighter tool on my camera app. The glow around the horns is an artifact, and quite frankly, a nice surprise.

U.S Senator Mitch McConnell's current official photo. © U.S. Government. From Wikipedia. Mildly updated to reflect Schrödinger's Senator. His face glows a sickly aqua. Blood red glowing horns appear on each side of his smug head. All of these edits are intentionally, and proudly shit. They reflect the subject.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 6

Did a self-portrait/10 minute sketch challenge. It's been a very long time since I've tried to draw people. No idea if I've ever seriously tried to draw a cat. But I like this. It's definitely me.

Pencil sketch on the back of a security-lined business envelope. The sketch is a 2D bust of a woman with frizzy fairy buns, glasses, gin& tonic earrings, a slightly sarcastic smirk. She's wearing a button up shirt with axolotls on it. Instead of having arms, there's a cat with it's front paws crossed, laying across a pillow. The cat isn't actually as scraggly as I made her look here. I'm definitely as sarcastic as I made me look.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 4

You know it!

Top-down photo of a tuxedo cat with a pink collar. She's curled up to the left like a croissant. She's laying on my lap because she loves sundress season, and in particular my navy blue skirt with white anchors and polka dots.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· May 23

No, Miss Priss is not supposed to be in the flower border. #Caturday

A tuxedo cat with pale turquoise eyes and a magenta collar. Her front paws are on a low, scallop garden edge. Her back paws are on blond mulch. Around her are bushes of bachelor buttons on cornflower and pink. In the background is a dark purple crepemyrtle in a large blue container, against a light blue wood wall.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Feb 12

Omg. Reminds me of Mother Ginger!

Mother Ginger from Pacific Northwest Ballet production of The Nutcracker. MG is an exaggerated character, dressed in an over-sized pannier-skirt, puffed sleeves, and a dramatic poke bonnet. This version of MG is drag (often is). The skirt has a curtain to allow the candy children to dance out of like a miniature stage curtain or a circus tent. This version is sunny yellow, pink, and blue.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jan 16

We can play a really fun edition of "Tell You How Old I Am without Telling You" with my taste in sheet music, tho. So many unnecessary, emotional keychanges. 😂😂😂

A stack of 4 pieces of sheet music spread up and down so you can read the titles. Reading front to back:
"From the Screen Gems TV Production 'Brian's Song' Brian's Song; music by Michael Legrand"
"Jessica's Theme (Breaking In The Colt) (From 'The Man From Snowy River')" "Beauty and the Beast (From Walt Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast')"
"Somewhere Out There; by James Horner, Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil; Recorded by Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram on MCA Records; 1987 Grammy 'Song of the Year'"

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Nov 27

We're ready for the show on Sunday!

American Girl Doll Molly (yes, I'm an Old). She's sitting with her feet apart. She's wearing a dark purple skating dress with rhinestones across the bodice and shoulders that looks like a stary sky. The wrist, collar, waist, and skirt hem have an edge of silver sequins. Lilac tights, and white skates with white blade covers. Hair up in a ballet bun. She's holding a bouquet of yellow roses.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Oct 22

This is my second-favorite place I've had wasps try to live in a garden. A few years ago they put a nest in my dragon skull's nose.

The shadow up the nose of this plastic dragon skull is a wasp nest. I freaking love Nature.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Oct 22

My skeleton lawn flamingo (guards my office window year-round) has a wasp next in it's ribcage. Sorry the photos are blah. I didn't want to disturb them. They've done a marvelous job hunting pests on my tropicals. Gardening is so metal.

Close up of the ribs and wings of a plastic skeleton of a lawn flamingo. Inside the ribcage is a small dark grey wasp nest and 6-8 (I can't fully tell) dark wasps. The nest is about the size of a tennis ball.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Sep 23

Tbf, her brother already claimed the Monstera.

A hand hooked hug shaped and colored like a green and white monstera leaf, over a meter across. Across the rug a tuxedo cat does that arch/sprawl thing they do when they haven't decided if they're going to nap or wrestle with what they're laying on. He chose Nap.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Sep 22

This isn't where my dinosaur fossil rug by @thylacinedreamz.bsky.social is going to stay, but it's definitely where it is now. 🦖🦴🐈‍⬛🖤

View across a charcoal couch, with a tuxedo cat with pale turquoise eyes primly stretching her paws toward the camera. Behind her, sunshine is peaking around the curtains onto the elephant ears with 4 large palms open. The cat is luxuriating across a rusty clay-colored rug with a dinosaur skeleton hooked into the plush.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Sep 10

Got my flu & rona boosters this morning! Go Science! Priss sleeping on my lap is definitely my plans for the rest of the day. 🖤🐈‍⬛🧪🔬👩‍🔬

A mostly ebony tuxedo cat curled up on my black linen pants (so much cat hair) doing cat nappery. Behind her is a charcoal couch cushion, and a charcoal cherry blossom throw pillow. I love the accidental black & white photography that is owning tuxedo cats.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 22

I could definitely have done worse...

Screen shot of an old FB post, not dated, from the group Star Trek Memories. It's a selfie in plain clothes at a convention of Robert Picardo and Jodie Whittaker, looking suspiciously at each other and the camera. The caption reads "I'm the Doctor?" The humor and charm being that Picardo played the ship's holographic Doctor on Star Trek: Voyager, and Jodie is Doctor Who's 13th incarnation of The Doctor.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 14

I have a rose bush now. I thought I wanted a crepe myrtle, but those get BIG. 🌺🌸🥀💐 Variety Calypso. Gentle rose scent. Lots of blooms. Quite a happy, dainty addition.

A shrub rose. Rich forest green leaves. The bloom is smaller than my palm, very open, with dozens of pale coral and white petals. Variety is Calypso. Whiter blooms can be seen in the corners of the photo. They get paler as they expire.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jul 4

I just spent too long playing with nail polish. Haven't done that in ages. Aimed for Hobbit energy. I'll spare you the Eye of Sauron on my big toe. 😆 I'm so rusty.

A blurry picture if my left finger nail. It's painted pastel with a round, dark green Hobbit door in the middle. Spots of yellow, magenta, and royal purple are a sort of impressionist flower look. Yellow and white dots against the light blue are supposed to be sky.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jun 7

Caturday! Tho, technically this was from last night. Its much soggier out today.

Two tuxedo cats investigating the garden. Big Boi is the same size as the lawn flamingoes that mark roughly where I planted beets, turnips, and radishes. Miss Priss is looking at the camera, judging me.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· Jun 1

Miss Priss is happy her Lap has returned from a weekend camping. Imagine two whole days she got no pets, no Lap, and didn't get to go out onto the deck to yell at the robins.

I'm reclining in a blue & white tiedye sundress. The photo is centered on my torso. Only the bottom of my face - smiling- is visible in the upper left corner. A long, slinky tuxedo cat with turquoise eyes is draped across my stomach and lap. Her ears are perked up because she's listening to her papa vacuum.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· May 24

I'm not sure about the Necromancer tiki shots, but my eyeball garnishes are even more fabulously horrifying than I hoped they'd be! Longan and lychees (I like the look of the longan better) + frozen blueberries. 🖤😍🍸🧉🍹👁️🧙‍♀️🧛‍♀️

A half sheet pan with a silicon mat. 50 longan and lychee fruits with blueberries that had been frozen in their pockets. The juice from the berries has stained the crevices on the fruits. They look like veiny eyeballs. It's marvelously horrifying. 11/10. Can't wait to inflict on my friends.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· May 20

🖤🐈‍⬛

Centered in the photo is a tuxedo cat looking at the camera over her right shoulder. She's sitting up, on the edge of a deep lime upholstered ottoman. Behind her is an open window with a long berry-colored curtain, and a floral charcoal arm chair. The cat looks like she's giving an interview of an actress in a home decor magazine.

Goldberry Eco Greensnood@goldberygreensnood· May 9

I wouldn't have just power washed this rug if you hadn't shed all over it, Priss.