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@hopefullyeveraf

Private Chef w/catering company based out of Portland, Oregon Former Documentarian, Communications & Operations Guru, University of Georgia grad, Globetrotting Black American Elitist living in Mexico City, Mexico #GoDawgs! #KMHD

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W@hopefullyeveraf· Mar 27

Have a tummy ache, gonna give this a try. Why not? Everyone else is doing it…

3 pack of Ivermectin, w a picture of a horse on it bc its horse medicine.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Mar 6

UPDATE: went to a ceramics show at this person’s gallery in San Francisco last night. The art was amazing and I can’t recommend it enough. If anyone is in the Bay Area and is art folk like myself, I’m attaching the flyer. Check it out & support real artists for the next month.

California Ceramics Invitational

1049 Sutter St
San Francisco, Ca

Exhibition March 5-29
Work available at www.knkcontemporary.com

W@hopefullyeveraf· Feb 9

I’m calling this photo of myself either: “World’s Nicest Pimp upon Being First to Arrive at the Player’s Ball” or “What you talkin’ bout, white boy? Wait, I don’t care, go make me a sandwich…”

Black man with a beard in a brown hat, tan sweater, brown pants, brown tie, holding a black cane with a silver dome as its cap, too foppish perhaps?

W@hopefullyeveraf· Sep 5

This one i had to snap bc it was so topical. Couldn’t manage to get a photo of this and the tag that said RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES in the same shot. Release the Epstein Files was also a major sub-theme of this year. I saw it tagged everywhere out there.

White sticker on a blue dumpster that reads TRUMP: THE CRIME SYNDICATE

W@hopefullyeveraf· Jul 3

I made this smoked salmon chowder from my galpal’s dad fresh smoked salmon I also baked a baguette but my buddy insisted on adding soda crackers to the mix.

White bowl with red rim filled with smoked salmon chowder and topped with chives and extra smoked salmon.

On the side is an old-timey blue & white herringbone china saucer holding half a baguette and 6 saltine crackers.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Jun 4

Yeah things suck, but look at this rainbow of corduroy newsboy caps I got at thrift in Alameda for $3 today!

A set of black, tan, sand, grey, and pink colored newsboy caps sit on a weird red checkered background

W@hopefullyeveraf· May 14

I made this pie last night! It was like eating a Meyer lemon custard pie! Used my own pie dough recipe plus some lemons from a friend’s front yard tree here in Oakland and it turned into one of the flakiest pastries that I’ve ever had. Would definitely make this one again.

A golden brown pie, crimped along the edges with a fork & toasted brown raw sugar crystals on top, slightly tinted yellow on a green seascape granite stone countertop.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Jan 6

At the #CarterCenter on my last day in Atlanta paying respects to one of the greatest Georgians ever. #RIP

Photo of James Earl Carter Junior, former president of the United States of America as presented on the program for his wake at the Carter center

W@hopefullyeveraf· Jan 1

@jessycantone.bsky.social Now that we’re mutuals, here’s an adorable photos of us together!

W@hopefullyeveraf· Dec 20

Made a Vinegar Pie tonight on the occasion of visiting the old ladies of the family down in South Georgia. Only one of them had ever had it before, though one of my gfs swears by it as her childhood favorite from down here. It is delicious!

W@hopefullyeveraf· Dec 16

Brought a bit of the PacNW to the South today: *Poutine! The crew loved it! *it’s ours now too, suck it Canuks!

French Fries covered in gravy topped with cheese curds & chives in a large whirlwind shaped black bowl.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Dec 12

Went to a popup restaurant in ATL tonight that was ‘Karate Kid’ themed with one of my gfs Shany. Had a great mocktail w/cotton candy toppers.

Man staring lovingly at a glowing cocktail glass topped with cotton candy.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 16

Speaking of poutine, my friend asked me to make steaks for dinner here a couple nights ago, and today for lunch I made Steak Frites with the leftovers!

French fries topped with cheddar cheese, steak bits, avocado, Italian parsley, and lime creama

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 15

#addblackgaysky

Man in blue fur lined bomber jacket, black black Panther comic tee & a yellow Ivy cap smiling next to a front porch light

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 14

Reposts a pic someone else took of you that you actually like

Black man in red Panic @ the Disco tshirt, black jacket, grey pants, black & white shoes, and grey hat (with 2 people sitting on a bench off to the side) standing on a sidewalk in Delores Park with a view of the park, it’s visitors, and an expansive panorama view of the city of San Francisco in the background.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 14

With the news that folks are leaving Xitter to hang here, it’s a good day to share the best thing that I ever saw there. Not sure if this is a photoshop & every time I see this picture, I literally LMAO. While you chuckle along w/me, perhaps donate to my medical fundraiser? gofund.me/e63cf589

The main cast of the TV sitcom ‘Seinfeld’ dressed in S&M styled black leather

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 13

Well today’s news is bonkers! I know when things seem nuts to me, I go for homey comforts. That’s what led me to make Spaghetti & Sicilian Meatballs last night. Get a load of those sweet handmade noodles! While you’re ogling, maybe check out & donate to my medical fundraiser? gofund.me/82669810

A plate of spaghetti noodles with meatballs covered in tomato sauce and shredded Romano cheese with a fork on the plate sitting atop a green, yellow, and white retro placemat.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 11

What a delicious chicken chow mein that I made for dinner here for the fam in Seattle Friday evening. While you’re drooling over the noodles, maybe you wanna donate to my gofundme as well? Check it out! gofund.me/82669810

A bowl of chow mein noodles with strips of julienned carrot and cabbage strewn throughout sitting on a speckled black & white marble countertop.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Nov 10

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mia Sky would love if you could maybe boost my bday gofundme launch? 😜

Black & White Pup lying on a dog bed next to office chair roller wheels with a bully stick in front of her.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Sep 22

I was camping at this place in Western Idaho last week. It was an 8 hr plus drive from Portland. 80 mins of the drive was down a dirt road around a canyon near some First Nations Reservations. Very remote; no cell / internet. My earthy lesbian bestie’s 40th. So many fun ladies! So many hot springs!

W@hopefullyeveraf· Sep 22

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

Swedish Chef Star Trek borgified with text that reads SMORGAS’BORG resistance is herdy flerpiddy floopin

W@hopefullyeveraf· Sep 11

Also, missed the debate, but saw this as I got off the bus a second ago…

Music flyer on telephone pole, adverting a show featuring Tragic Lovers, Hazy Portraits, Luna Ivy, & Trauma Club on Wednesday, 9/11/2024 at Past Lives Makerspace

W@hopefullyeveraf· Sep 7

Also, some of the best fries I’ve had in years! Need to get that fry recipe so that I can have it on the menu of my future restaurant in Peru. The Peruvians would love them!

Half of a nicely toasted golden brown Japanese milk bread pork katsu sandwich.

Two halves of a pork katsu sandwich stuffed with katsu pork loin, bacon, cabbage, kewpie mayo, and katsu sauce.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Sep 3

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black & white

Man in black hat, white dress shirt, black pin-stripe suit and black tshirt smirking into the camera in the foreground. In the background is a white wall with a metal sculpture that looks like a birthday balloon mounted on it.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Aug 26

It’s Portland Burger Week’s last day! Have already had 3 burgers in the couple days I’ve been here, and going for #4 tonight! Last night had this one at Portland Burger

Coffee-Rub Crusted 1/3lb Beef Patty, Fresh and Locally Sourced, Topped With Melted Sharp, White Cheddar, Chef Mark’s Coveted “KRYPTONITE” (Mint-Chimichurri Sauce) and His “Often Imitated, Never Duplicated” Smokey Tomato Salsa, Steakhouse Aioli, Bacon, Crispy Onion-Straws, Lettuce and House Sauce. Served on a Toasted Portland French Pub Bun

W@hopefullyeveraf· Aug 23

Doesn’t he look tired?

Donald Trump at a microphone in a blue suit and red tie with white shirt with a spray tan and white hair looking like an evil corporate Captain Crunch.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Aug 11

Fucked around deciding on the rare dinner out (Sicilian slices in North Beach) and caught in SF at night with only a thin windbreaker.

Fuzzy reflection photo of man taking a selfie on a bus.

W@hopefullyeveraf· Aug 10

Cover of the American version of Alanis Morisette’s Jagged Little Pill album

W@hopefullyeveraf· Jul 27

Could totally see this one being his Mar-a-Lago beach lovergirl. i.etsystatic.com/14721463/r/i...

Three seater sofa made of thick rattan base that inexplicably is shaped in a XXX pattern with thick light tan pillows with a vaguely beachy/tropical look. Gives off very “Gay Pirate/Rich Straight Creep with a wife that hates him”vibes

W@hopefullyeveraf· Jul 27

Oof got me looking at Wakefields now. I can get a thread going for nice sofas. The classy kind that Trump would fuck in a couchorgy. Vanceporn? www.etsy.com/listing/1155...