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Andrew@howqueer· 26d

anyone heard of this thing called "outside"? it's wild.

smiling hairy bearded person with glasses standing in a sunny park looking upwards

smiling hairy bearded person with glasses standing in a sunny park looking at the camera

Andrew@howqueer· 29d

A group of colourful Nerds characters that appear on Nerds candy products

Andrew@howqueer· Jul 15

got an actual adhd diagnosis today

Screenshot of a quote tweet from 2022. The original tweet: "we don't talk enough about how stressful Halloween costumes are for the ADHD community"
The quote: "Omg you people cant do anything"

Andrew@howqueer· Jul 11

A Simpsons scene featuring Homer holding a piece of paper, reading aloud to a TV executive. The dialogue has been changed to read "whenever @viktorepo.xyz's dick's not on screen, all the other bluesky users should be saying, "hi @viktorepo.xyz's dick."

Andrew@howqueer· Jul 4

"Chiitan liked this" oh, i'm sure

Japanese otter mascot Chiitan is dancing on a pole

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 23

saw a new therapist today which is always An Experience™ but at one point she asked me to visualise a place that made me feel calm and it was only when she asked me to describe it out loud that I realised I'd panicked and visualised the meadow on Naboo where Anakin and Padmé have a picnic

four panel "For the better, right?" meme format showing Anakin and Padmé sitting in an idyllic meadow in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 18

bath time – much needed after a week of feeling unwell.

Selfie of a hairy bearded man wearing glasses, showing all bare hairy chest, sitting in a bath.

A bathroom lit by candles, the bath filling with water and bubbles.

The same scene, now showing a laptop perched on a closed toilet seat.

A clearer POV shot of the laptop with Game Changer on screen, a foot visible in the bubbles of the bath.

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 14

missed closing night (and a few others I was keen to see, including Minotaur and The Man I Love) due to a cold, but I had a wonderful Sydney Film Festival. Saw some incredible films, and have an even longer list of others to see after chatting with people about what they saw. Cinema! boxd.it/kNI17

Screenshot of a Letterboxd list, showing the first twelve ranked entries:
1) Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
2) The World of Love
3) La Bola Negra (The Black Ball)
4) Leviticus
5) Maddie's Secret
6) Jim Queen
7) Rose
8) Nitrate Kisses
9) Barbara Forever
10) On the Road (En el Camino)
11) No Good Men
12) Time and Tide

Screenshot of a Letterboxd list, showing the next thirteen ranked entries:
13) The Invite
14) They Dream
15) Tangles
16) The Seoul Guardians
17) Animol
18) At the Place of Ghosts (Sk+te'kmujue'katik)
19) Coward
20) The Mutation
21) I Want Your Sex
22) Silenced
23) Erupcja
24) Árru
25) Sheep in the Box

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 11

incredibly humbled by getting this notification while responding to a DM from @apeascends.bsky.social asking me about Doctor Who. it really made me feel seen in a "(derogatory)" way

Screenshot of a Bluesky error message: "Message is too long (8258/1000)"

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 10

lord give me the confidence of the straight man who interrupted a group of four queers casually discussing a gay movie we'd just seen to tell us how much it reminded him of portrait of a lady on fire. i'm so excited for him to see his third queer film, it's going to blow his fucking mind.

screenshot of a tweet from @afeqidof2asps: "Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this..."

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 8

it's the most wonderful time of the year (sydney film festival) (you can see what i've been watching on letterboxd) boxd.it/kNI17

Andrew@howqueer· Jun 1

cold weather + laundry day = a terrifying insight into just how much bigger i am than @trev93.bsky.social

a handsome bald man on a beard smiles while sitting on a sofa. he's wearing a pair of my sweatpants so big they cover his arms.

Andrew@howqueer· May 15

briefly thought I bled rainbows in the night, til I discovered I'd somehow slept on an open bag of m&ms

a bed sheet stained with splotches of red, yellow, green, orange, blue and brown food colouring

Andrew@howqueer· May 2

gummy and naked tv time kinda night

a bearded, hairy shirtless man lies on a sofa

a bearded, hairy shirtless man lies on a sofa doing a peace sign with his hand

Andrew@howqueer· Apr 25

in hyde park, a bushtail possum ran past us and clambered up a tree. passerby: what is that? me: it's a possum. passerby: what? me: a possum! passerby: (beat) it's a nice cat.

a bushtail possum perches on a tree branch

a bushtail possum sits in a tree clasping something in its paws, whatever it's eating

Andrew@howqueer· Apr 20

this is just yassified bradley walsh

Bradley Walsh, a British white man in a suit, known for hosting The Chase

Andrew@howqueer· Apr 8

new mirror new haircut new apartment ... and a newly discovered grey streak in the fringe to join the sides and chest hairs

a mirror selfie of a shirtless, hairy bespectacled bearded white person smiling at the phone camera.

Andrew@howqueer· Apr 4

artist Marina Abramović, a woman wearing red, looks forward with a blank expression

Andrew@howqueer· Apr 3

everyone please meet fatigué, an incredible gift from a friend. she's named for my favourite french word to hear while suppressing the urge to say, "same." (it's pronounced fatty-gay)

a lit lamp in the shape of a fat cat sitting on its hind legs

an unlit lamp in the shape of a fat cat sitting on its hind legs

Andrew@howqueer· Mar 23

What if the one thing standing between you and your future was the ghost of who you used to be? Sydney, don't miss your chance to experience Homebodies on the big screen, in this special Trans Day of Visibility community screening! Tickets just $12: queerscreen.org.au/sessions/hom...

Poster for Homebodies, featuring three people standing in a body of water – but the one on the left (portrayed by Jazi Hall) doesn't have a reflection. The other two are portrayed by Claudia Karvan and Luke Wiltshire.

Andrew@howqueer· Mar 18

Dulcie, Eddie, Cath and Abby are back! A new case and supporting cast means plenty of mystery and hijinks, trading chilly Tassie for sticky, humid NT. Feels just as fresh, funny and queer as series one, with writing, directing and performances firing on all cylinders. Can't wait to watch the rest.

Cinema screen with the marketing imagery for Deadloch: "Welcome to the Australian Premiere of Deadloch season 2, streaming March 20 on Prime globally."

Some of the cast and creatives from Deadloch stand in front of the cinema screen doing a Q&A, from left to right: Luke Hemsworth, Alicia Gardiner, Madeleine Sami, Kate McCartney, Kate McLennan and Nikki Britton

Andrew@howqueer· Mar 16

💅💅💅

a "2026 Oscar Ballot" sheet with a score of 19/24

Andrew@howqueer· Mar 11

revisiting the third Sly Racoon game and i totally forgot it includes a wildly racist mystical Aboriginal "guru" character who speaks in a made up gibberish language, teaches Murray to be peaceful, how to use "Dreamtime magic" then sends him on a "walkabout" to discover himself.

cartoon image of a purple koala and a pink hippo – the hippo is wearing a vaguely "tribal" outfit with a leaf headpiece and white body paint meant to invoke Aboriginal body paint.

a cartoon image of a purple koala holding a "mystical" stick in one hand, with white face paint meant to invoke Aboriginal body paint. he's wearing a bandana and loincloth.

Andrew@howqueer· Feb 20

the box:

"The Chokey" from the film Matilda – a dank, metallic cupboard with rusty spikes poking inwards

Andrew@howqueer· Feb 17

parents have foxtel, and oh to be a fly on the wall when someone pitched doing a section on the home page to mark Chinese new year, and they settled on a selection of films and shows about horses, none of them Chinese, rather than Chinese cinema. (don't worry, it's zebra and donkey inclusive)

photo of a screen showing a tv platform menu with a "Chine New Year | Year of the Horse" section populated with posters for films about horses

photo of a screen showing a tv platform menu with a "Chine New Year | Year of the Horse" section populated with posters for films about horses, including "Pure Grit", "Black Beauty" and "Secretariat"

Andrew@howqueer· Feb 2

all your favourites are back! meryl, anne hathaway, emily blunt, catherine tate as perpetually offended closeted gay man

Catherine Tate in prosthetics to look like a bald man wearing a suit. Stanley Tucci in the Devil Wears Prada 2 poster looks remarkably similar.

Andrew@howqueer· Jan 15

homophobic that this is the best photo my bf took of me presenting my first film festival program launch (we go on sale tomorrow, if you're in sydney come see queer movies!)

photo of a hairy bearded person wearing a black floral shirt standing behind a lectern. their eyes are closed and their mouth is open mid-word.

Andrew@howqueer· Jan 10

went to the beach that makes you forget to take pics until you're leaving

beach in shadow, the setting sun behind some trees

Andrew@howqueer· Jan 7

council worker: are you sure the silhouette is recognisable? graphic designer: of course cw: i'm just worried it's not obvious who they are gd: it says "AC/DC" cw: maybe we should use the photo gd: you wanted bright and colourful cw: and? gd: it's black and white cw: right... wait, i have an idea

A bright yellow billboard that says "WELCOME HOME AC/DC: From Burwood to the World" with a silhouette of two figures.

A square billboard seemingly added to the side of the other billboard, with a black and white photo of AC/DC posed as the silhouettes were.

Andrew@howqueer· Dec 20

xmas shopping, browsing the markets, wandering around the harbour, sitting in the shade with a drink and a view of the opera house, then capping it off by getting the ferry home – love an excuse to play tourist with @trev93.bsky.social