Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
@ilikehardboileggs
You can't blend in when you're born to stand out //ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//33yMun🔞MDNI //Bio link below// Written by http://merlin/
Walking in like she hasn't been gone for months.
"je arrived have with da desserts of many.. Banana cream pie, strawberry short cake,white cake, blueberry pie. Unfortunately, da big steaks je wanted to bring were sold out sadly." #Grillverine
"Another year that I've survived through🎉"
"A talking burger......it's official je am never smoking crayons never..... again."
It's finally happening the foods talking back finally. "Burger.."
"Well, I'm actually a genetically laboratory created shark mutant actually." She smiles standing there at a striking height of six foot four.
🦈merlin If you had read the fine print we are not reliable if our French mutant shark gets a little too nibblish
Slides over a Philly cheese steak sub. "best for those nasty hangover munchies."
@rightfulgod.bsky.social "Here, Wesker, Wesker, Wesker—I thought a healthy cat like you deserves the best seafood instead of the nasty cat food Chris got you," she said, carrying over a lavish seafood platter with oysters, crawfish, and freshly made lobster.
Merlin🦈 Since it's getting hotter outside it's that time to make shark tan I'll have to make a concept in my OC bio for the healing concept I did awhile back
Merlin🦈 Awww ty I also enjoy seeing your's and everyone's work on here. It gives me a good read or giggle because everyone so talented on here.
//awww ty I enjoyed your interactions too
"Went swimming today, and ended up making a Cajun seafood boil."
"Oh, we can also have naked cake too."
"Fresh Fruit Frozen Yogurt Layer Cake next Sunday maybe?"
Slowly holds up a thicc keylime pie cake. "Thicc cake."
"They are adapting in absorbing liquids up their noses!!!!"
"je will have to bake some Madeleine later...lemon flavored."
• #SeductiveSunday • Clears her throat strutting a pose. "Ehm....free nibble nibbles,and some ~thicc cake."
She forgot to buy sauce for her spaghetti,so now it's just a Italian mess.
🦈Merlin A new friend on discord in a server I met drew my shark in a death stranding 2 outfit 💕 Credit goes to Entity on Discord I couldn't find their twitter @ but they doodle her
"To all da new faces around, je will have to bring over something nice to eat "
"Je honestly don't know, but it looks amazing." She says before taking out her cellphone to show him the picture of the expensive purchase she made.
"Your in good hands" (stolen from Robbie Reyes)