Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
@ilikehardboileggs
You can't blend in when you're born to stand out //ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//33yMun🔞MDNI //Bio link below// Written by http://merlin/
[she slowly starts to sob.] "But je brush my teeth."
[Not really affected by the spray bottle, it merely drew her attention as she blinked slowly]
"Non.....Je suis too tired." English translation: Non: no Je suits: I'm
"Tasty on the outside,oui"💅✨ French translation: Oui:yes
[Suddenly goes for the attack] "Nibbles!"
Walking in like she hasn't been gone for months.
👁️👄👁️ [Sighs seeing a raccoon or something got it's way inside her place] "Welp, time to pull out the feet, and climb up da walls again."
🦈 Merlin 👁️👄👁️ Power was out for 13 and a half hours last night and my power came on around 10:35am Tho went on a drive to check out who had electricity last night and went to McDonald's just a double cheeseburger nothing large
🦈Merlin Thank you lol Might need to get my butt back into drawing and stuff
[Literally crawls out of a vent grasping loudly for clean air.] "Liberté!......je got lost in le vents, but je am alright." °English translation of words° Lieberté:Freedom Je: I le: the
"je arrived have with da desserts of many.. Banana cream pie, strawberry short cake,white cake, blueberry pie. Unfortunately, da big steaks je wanted to bring were sold out sadly." #Grillverine
"Another year that I've survived through🎉"
"A talking burger......it's official je am never smoking crayons never..... again."
It's finally happening the foods talking back finally. "Burger.."
"Well, I'm actually a genetically laboratory created shark mutant actually." She smiles standing there at a striking height of six foot four.
🦈merlin If you had read the fine print we are not reliable if our French mutant shark gets a little too nibblish
Slides over a Philly cheese steak sub. "best for those nasty hangover munchies."
@rightfulgod.bsky.social "Here, Wesker, Wesker, Wesker—I thought a healthy cat like you deserves the best seafood instead of the nasty cat food Chris got you," she said, carrying over a lavish seafood platter with oysters, crawfish, and freshly made lobster.
Merlin🦈 Since it's getting hotter outside it's that time to make shark tan I'll have to make a concept in my OC bio for the healing concept I did awhile back
Merlin🦈 Awww ty I also enjoy seeing your's and everyone's work on here. It gives me a good read or giggle because everyone so talented on here.
//awww ty I enjoyed your interactions too
"Went swimming today, and ended up making a Cajun seafood boil."
"Oh, we can also have naked cake too."
"Fresh Fruit Frozen Yogurt Layer Cake next Sunday maybe?"