We are losing ourself.

New Phrase: "Reductio ad cultrum" Lit: Reduction to the knife This meeting should have been an email that should have been a knife fight.

If universes can be created by imagining them, then I just created one where therapists communicate by dis track. "Your frustration's understood, you're lacking social connection. But your vampiric temperament is in need of self reflection. " Yes, I realize I just reinvented Dr. Seuss.

Another hunger games movie? I guess that dead horse needed another asswhoopin

@leslie.crxsh.site I do the "we" thing too all the time. I don't know why. It feels natural and important and I don't understand it.

I'm putting together a redesign on the Tarot. Suits become Domains that represents areas of life. The court becomes a council of equals representing different approaches. The Major Arcana becomes modernized into Archetypes of personalities, forces, and perspectives rather than a journey.

Happy birthday [FIRSTBORN] You're 12 now. You're going to see life changing more rapidly. You're going to start to notice things that you didn't before. You're never alone. You have me and your mother and your family for whatever comes next. That'll never change. We'll always be here for you

If I can model a good apology, I'd like to give an example if that's OK. This is really simple. Example: @jessiegender.bsky.social I've wronged you. I hurt you with my words and actions. I'm sorry. I ask that you can be more graceful than I was. Please forgive me. 🧵

Got a look at the drive thru. Don't know what it meant but it wasn't good

Spoilers Caped Crusader Couragious show of restraint. "The Spectral Hand" ref "Night of the Living Dead" Corrigan was turned into a zombie and settling debts. When he went after Barbara Gordon. the words were never spoken. "He's coming to get you Barbara"

@leaftilde.bsky.social "Take off that collar, you look ridiculous When I said be here with bells on, that's not what I ment. This is a fancy party and I dont want to be late. Wait, why are you still jingling?" 'i... i just wanted to impress you'

There is not enough weed

Classic zombies except they're all mimes

1984 Dune: "This is part of the weirding way that we will teach you. ... Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arrakeen air." "My name is a killing word."

This is why I rage, because violence is what happens when words fail. I don't have the words, and that makes me dangerous right now to myself and others I need to find the words

Part of whatever this is, is I don't trust myself sober, but I don't trust myself inebriated either.

I held her as she passed. I didn't rush it, I didn't force her to stay, I just watched and held her and that was all she needed from me, until she didn't need me anymore

I wasn't selfish, I didn't rush, I didn't force anything. I sat, I held her, I watched, I gave comfort.

Ivy Jane died

there is nothing left To do. We've done all the things. Her breathing is shallow and the vet doesn't open for another two hours. We try to make her comfortable. We stay with her in her moments of lucidity and make sure she doesn't hurt herself. We wait and be brave for her

My cat lost a lot of weight all of a sudden. She's 13, and now she's lethargic. I'm trying to keep her comfortable

Hey, are YA authors alright? Seems like there are a lot of like... War Crimes and Arson going on?

This idea needs more work, but something about Batman 66, Drag, Crime Families, Campy Costumes, Puns and vulgarities. I feel like the idea is right there but I can't really put it all together. Something like the Falcone crime family lead by a queen hits the right notes for me.

#librarians I want to call out you guys specifically. I know this is not your fault. I need a 24-7 library. I need a library that is open seven days a week. Some of this is just because I need a place to loiter while I decide between two books. Help! Hashtag libraries!

We are three weeks into July and I have crashed out on telemarketers twice this month. The first time is funny. After the second time, it feels like I'm a 40-year-old man dressed like a dock worker doing a strip tease on a supermarket conveyor belt. What the fuck is my life?

Okay, so this is fucked. My first born child stole all of my candy. This is the candy I use to reward myself for doing a good job. So I got pissy about it and I went to the grocery store to buy more candy. And then I couldn't justify buying more candy because I felt I didn't deserve it!

I don't think so But it's funny when someone takes the joke you made then do the same joke Just louder! SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A NAME FOR THAT sorry; I'm sorry

Anyone e know where i can get my hands on some GC-161? Asking for Asking for me.

@leaftilde.bsky.social a fast food worker that exercises her Dom kink in public by making people really reach for their drivethru and giving unsubtle micro aggressions about people's orders. She has a line of regulars. She reads their names off the credit cards. She gets them wrong on purpose.

Now I want to see some "Mad Scientist, Reverse Stepford Wives" kind of thing. 'Pygmalion meets Frankenstein, as a mad science romance' alt gender, of course. Create the perfect partner, only to fall in love with them and abandon plans of world domination because those needs are met now.