Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo

@jatta

½ risen dead, ½ vector thing, 100% dork video editor, haver of too many aspirations, vibri lover he/they 🍋🌈 🖼️PFP: @tribs.bsky.social ☕Ko-Fi: 🖥️Discord: tiny.cc/jattribs jatta.zone

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Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· 19d

i don't know if the intense visual corruption is intentional or not but it looks sick as fuck

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· 20d

i fucked up.

a stovetop with post-extinguished remains of burnt objects all over it.

a rice cooker with the entire bottom melted off.

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· 26d

forgot to uninstall this and it launched with my computer LMFAO

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· 28d

the things i do for quality

a cropped screenshot of a folder showing a fresh install of AOL 4.0

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jul 12

I SIMPLY CANNOT BE STOPPED (shoutout u/Schaex for the help)

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jul 9

oh yeah. it's that time again.

a four panel meme made using white-line-on-black-background draw-overs of other memes.

panel one: the smug titan megamind face meme, but he's wearing headphones and pointing to one of the earcups. the caption reads "JAMS: PLAIN'"

panel two: a loosely detailed skeleton with arrows pointing to most of its major joints. the caption reads "JOINTS: CRACKED"

panel 3: that one meme of sonic holding up a ring and making a big doofy grin, but the ring has been replaced with a nonspecific bottle of prescription medication. the caption reads "MEDS: TAKEN"

panel four: a character sitting in front of a computer with poor posture and a wicked grin. there's a plushie of vibri from vib-ribbon on the ground next to them, and a post of vibri from vib-ribbon in the background on the wall. the caption reads "YEP... IT'S EDITING TIME"

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jul 6

i really like doing digital photography. i should do it more often. "For Iron Legion" #guildwars2 #screenshot #photography

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jul 3

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jul 1

akinator just kin assigned me miku binder

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 27

a jattazo stream? in THIS economy? that's right!! i'm going live today and tomorrow for Tyria Pride at 4pm cst!! an in-game pride march that's fundraising for the Rainbow Railroad! drop in and say hi, and follow @tyriapride.bsky.social for more information! #TyriaPride #TyriaPride2026 #GuildWars2

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 25

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #terriblecomicday2026 #lateandterriblecomicday2026

a crudely drawn four panel comic.

in the first panel, a white shirt with a red stain is shown alongside a text bubble reading "ffffffuck."

in the second panel, a stick figure is shown standing next to the table the shirt is laid out on, looking at it with concern. a speech bubble coming from the stick figure reads "that was my last clean shirt and laundry day isn't until tomorrow... the hell am i supposed to wear?"

panel three shows the stick figure turning their head around to look at a large shelf of assorted condiments. the shelf has a sign on top that's slightly cropped out which reads "shelf where i keep all of my condiments"

the fourth panel shows a smiling stick figure walking down a sidewalk with a shirt splattered with so many different colored splotches that it looks like a bad tie-dye job. the stick figure has stink lines coming off of it and text above them reading "smells like a buffet's dumpster". a second stick figure is walking towards them from the other end of the sidewalk and has a speech bubble reading "yo dude, nice tie-dye!"

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 24

one of my favorite recurring bits that i have with my buddy @lucacatula.lucario.social is that i'll just send him a random sound effect out of the blue with no context and say "here you go" and he'll respond "thanks man"

an exchange of discord two messages. the first is from me, reading "here you go" with an attached file called "fart2.wav". the second is from luca, reading "thanks man"

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 22

plappy birthday, champ

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 21

it's father's day I love my dad yippee I feel genuinely and wholeheartedly lucky to have been raised by this man wish I could visit him more often

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 20

it's just like real life

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 17

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 14

in the meantime, since god only knows how long it will take for discord to do something, feel free to add my alt account @ alttazo

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 13

fuck it, i made a forum post on the discord support site. it's much too long to fit the entire thing in a single alt text, so forgive me for splitting it between three identical images of the post. Discord is holding my account hostage because of THEIR OWN SUPPORT TEAM'S MISTAKE.

The last couple months have been repeated nail after nail in the coffin that was my patience for this company and it's absolutely godawful support system. The TL;DR of everything leading up to the current situation is the following sequence of events:
- My account was hacked. The hacker set up a phony Support account using my email to prevent me from submitting a ticket properly.
- I make a ticket about all that on a Support account with an alternative email.
- I get a few responses from the support bots, and then nothing happens for multiple weeks.
- I reach out on Twitter and they help me get access to the Support account that was fraudulently using my email.
- I make a ticket about my compromised account on THAT Support account.
- I get my account back after nearly a month of it being compromised.
Sounds like a good resolution right? All hunky dory? How I wish that were the case. About 3 weeks later, after I'd been having no issues whatsoever since recovering my account(s), I'm suddenly logged out on all devices. I received no emails about account information being changed or updated, no security notifications from Discord or anything like that, until I see an email about an update to a support ticket.

Apparently, despite me referencing the various ticket numbers across each one, they just never closed the original ticket I'd made when everything was resolved, and now out of nowhere somebody (or something, since it was probably another one of their useless support bots) decided to look at that ticket and do something with it. Unfortunately for me, that something was completely removing my phone number and email from the account and giving me absolutely no way to reset or dispute that information.

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 11

i've been unable to claim channel points on any twitch channel, claim twitch drops, or follow new twitch accounts for like the last week (maybe longer). i've uninstalled EVERY extension i have related to twitch. still nothing. so i try logging out and logging back in and...

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 10

i've never been so absolutely and completely amazed by the incapability of a support team before for any company i've ever dealt with. discord is a fucking clown car, and none of the clowns are even funny. god fucking damnit.

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 10

hear me out, new crackship

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 4

god I feel that this image has done numbers for me and I'm not joking. I could never go against the wishes of super sonic

Jatt- "if it ain't one thing, it's another" -azo@jatta· Jun 4

ANNOUNCEMENT In recognition of pride month and for gender inclusion purposes, HMOFA, HFOMA, HMOMA, and HFOFA will be condensed into a single term. We will henceforth use the acronym HBOCA, which stands for "Human Being On Chosen Anthro". Thank you for your attention on this matter.