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Joebotnik

@josephbotnik

Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, in-swoocer, proprietor of Joebotnik's Coney Island Disco Palace, proud owner of a Mizutani Shion, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!™

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Joebotnik@josephbotnik· 5d

I think he can do it

A black and white cat called Hughie

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· 7d

Balatro Jokers: Negative Gros Michel, Negative Supernova, Blueprint, Ride the Bus, Polychrome Square Joker, Hologram, Foil Mail-In Rebate

Dennis from its always sunny, caption reads "all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones."

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· 8d

Corpses waiting for me to have a full conversation with them:

Green Ali from Squid Games with the caption "I'm so fucking GREEN"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· 11d

david bowie pointing a gun at something

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· 19d

They took the fucking disc drive out

A box that reads "petface two tier cat playstation" and there's a picture or a cat on the assembled product

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Jul 9

A "Gaster" looking gentleman driving an egg car saying "KRIS GET IN THE EGG I FUCKED UP BIG TIME"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Jul 4

Hank hill with a speech bubble pointing down to the quoted post saying "you're chinese or japanese or I don't care. case closed"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Jun 19

Who's the knight, Brian?

Omni man looking menacingly at William in his car from Invincible

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Jun 4

Kefka becoming self-aware in Dancing Mad Ultimate:

Bozo the clown with the caption "I'm not even supposed to be here." from I Think You Should Leave. Bozo did the dub

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· May 18

First they came for the private jet owners, and I did not speak out because it was funny

Headline im Fortune reading "Mamdani's New York is coming ti.tax your private jet. Here's how to prepare"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· May 11

I reserve bathroom wall space specifically for piss and/or shit related pieces

Framed cover of a book that doesn't really exist called "A Man Who Doesn't Piss"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Apr 22

Solid Snake with a speech bubble

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Apr 19

A screenshot from a Wikipedia page depicting John Travolta and an Icon of the archangel Michael. The caption reads "John Travolta & Icon of Michael"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Mar 17

What is some variety of walking clock?

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Feb 19

CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM CALLING OUT

Picture of the three Protomen albums I just received in the post!!!

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Feb 10

We goin back to Satu Mare, Romania with this one

Spotify screenshot of the track "Slow Ambience" from Hitman 2

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Feb 8

Hank Hill asking "What's Weezer?" this means Hank Hill has not listened to Pinkerton, the greatest album in human history

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Jan 13

Horrible Dilbert Man gone

A screenshot from the video "Dilbert 3" with the repeating line "DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Jan 9

I love you too, Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword

Notable white nationalist and conspiracy theorist Elon Musk reveals his children's names, one of which is Comet Azure. A misspelling of an Elden Ring spell.

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Dec 25

God, the Bibo Incident was such a tragedy. Hopefully we can ensure nothing like that ever... Oh fuck. Oh, FUCK

Two links to Wookiepedia, the first describes the "Bibo Incident", while the second describes the "Second Bibo Incident"

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Dec 25

Heartbroken I didn't think of this first but I'm glad it exists

Michael Caine as Scrooge looking through a hole in the wall at meeses

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Dec 14

???? Why?????

Email from YouTube telling me my video "Mario Fucking Kills You" is not appropriate for younger audiences

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Dec 13

A cropped image from a BBC article. The words "some sperm is more popular" are visible above the image of a smug man.

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Nov 3

AAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY HADES 2 AAAAAAAAAAAH

Joebotnik Screaming

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Oct 30

Just FYI these are the real characters Musk and Robinson would be in this fuck-ass Lord of the Rings scenario

Saruman

Leader of the Dunlending Wildmen

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Oct 19

I believe it was Akon who once said "Yoohoo weehoo"

Screenshot of Balatro showing a joker hand of Midas Mask and Vampire with vampire showing over x10 mult

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Sep 21

I know thing are rough right now, but don't worry. I'm on it. Please see my credentials below.

Results screen of MGS3 Delta showing Foxhound rank

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Aug 24

J.K. Simmons, from...?

Gregg Turkington, film buff of On Cinema at the Cinema fame

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Aug 19

no fucking way??????

Joebotnik@josephbotnik· Aug 19

CITY TRIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR KIRBY AIR RIDERS AND I'M EXCITED